Transcript for #94 - Joey Diaz (Part 4)

over the place. But he was making so much money. He couldn't fucking clean it. It was 1984. It was too fast. Wow. And they fucking blew it. Can you imagine I get blown up in a fucking pipe bomb? That's where you know somebody. And he didn't die right away. The metal went up in his ass. He stayed away from fucking hours. The tunnel went up in his ass. From the plate under the Jeep and shit. They all have those crash plates and Colorado. They all have those plates. Those plates where it's working against you. And you have a bomb on the fucking car. So the plate went right there's fucking coolies. That's fucking crazy when somebody kills you with a car bomb. I mean you did something bad. They slice your fucking throat. You got to be a ghost at the Sunday slice as you throw. You'll never rest. Can't rest in fucking peace. You got to be something you're a ghost haunting the woods forever haunted somebody you haven't been Colombians you haven't been fucking Brian Red band what's up Brian Raquel do you believe in ghosts Joey? Yes fuck yeah, tell you really I don't believe in I've seen I've seen something at the comics though one thing not I didn't see the door ringing I didn't see nobody walking with not a head-on I mean I've heard a lot of stories in the comics but and then I've been around people who pass spirits as a young child in fact I want to see the lady when I went home last week yeah No, it's a kid. I see them do some wild shit. What'd you do? When I was about eight, you know, my mother had a bar and all these people coming to shake it down, you know, cops were coming. Nice guys. Just white guys coming. That's part of the business. When you have a bar, you know, somebody gets stabbed. You want the cops there first. You got to give an envelope, you know. After about three months, his guy started coming. He was a cumin guy. I was like, Serpico. But he would come in and break the Cuban's balls. He went after Cubans. He went after Cubans. He went after Cubans in 76 and 75. He went after him, heavy. And he would come into my mother's bar and insult them and fuck you motherfuckers. I want to bigger envelope next time I come that type of shit. So when that went in there, I have to school and he was young and screaming in there. Not in light this fucking guy. He was younger and he had a beard and he was a weightlifting type dude. A couple weeks later, I go to the bar and it's all these Cuban guys. They had a bar on 38th street. They had the brindies. These were all Cuban bookmakers that my dad knew, my step dad knew, my mom knew, my fucking people. And there was this lady I played basketball when a kid was a boxer. His name was Jose Torres. Bad, his derunkos, the fucking dude. That's derunkos. The hood of Jose Torres. He's a boxing ref or something. Big boxing official. That's derunkos. This is their nephew, their Puerto Ricans.

You know, he's something big with boxing. This is nephew. I grew up with that nephew. They were basketball players.

Yeah, that's, this is Jose Torres, the referee from the 70s. I'll take it on the wrong guy. I think this guy even left like, uh, he was, he was the one that did our fight. when they were trying to stop it. Durand against when they were trying to stop it, he's the we got to look it up. Durand against that fight when he killed the guy in the ring, the guy died two weeks later, but he took his spirit away. What's the fight we always talk about when Durand had Davey Moore. Davey Moore. I think he had some years. He died years later. He was in a car accident with a fucking jack fell on top of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're talking about the fucking spirit with the spirit. So we were kids. And once a month this lady would pass a fucking spirit there. She was a mom. No, his lady was a mom. I used to watch her. She was a mom. She used to drive her kids around to different basketball games and shit. A husband and her were separated. She wasn't a booser. She never really cursed. I would go in the daytime and she would make sandwiches for you and stuff like that. She would take the kids to church on Sunday. So I used to watch her. My mother once told me that said, that lady passes a fucking weird spirit. Once a month or some shit and people go over there, you bring a money, you're gay, so whatever the fuck you bring her, as she talks to you. One night we want you to talk to you. Yeah, to the spirit. So one night we went over there. How long are you know me? Look at me. I don't fuck around. Look at him, Charlie. Shut the fuck up, Brian. I don't fuck around. You don't fuck. When I talk to you for like a man, I talk to you like a man. This is fucked up on my day. I'm about eight or nine. So this one last time I went to the bar and he had them all up at the bar, like, pop by Doyle, had those people in fucking, uh, the French connection. And then when he goes in, he's hit everybody against the wall, this is like, last time I went in there. And now he's fucking Cuban to piss on my mom's pissed. So we got to figure some out. Now I knew eventually my dad was going to shoot this guy. I just had a funny feeling in my stepdad or somebody's going to shoot this fucking guy because he was going over his bounds. They felt that he was abusing Cubans, which is even worse than your Cuban. If he was a white dude or a black dude, hey, it's part of the turf. You fucking Cuban. We're going to get your ass. So I knew about this and I just turned the other way. One night we go to this fucking lady's house and she's talking to these people and she's got this spirit that I'm watching. This lady would drink fucking raw alcohol. What's that? What's that fucking omniscient? No, the shit that people drink that's 140 proof. Oh, every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. Every Claire. And she showed it to my mom. There's a white dish. And then she took a fucking candle. And she took the dish. And she put the candle under the dish. She took the candle. She threw it down. She showed the dish to my mother. She said, this is what's bothering you. And it was just some fucking thing. It just looked like some candle designed on the thing. Right? She took the dish. She smashed it. She goes, done! Seven days. I went home, Doug. I never thought about this shit again. I was eight and nine. I had GI Joe's. I was trying to look at my dad's porno's. I'm saying it, right? I don't believe this hocus focus, right? One day I get out of school and I take the bike and I go to my mother's ball and I get up there. They're all fucking drinking and having a good time at 3.30. And I go, what happened? They go, they know that fucking cop. They shot him to pieces last night. And they shot him up by this place. Rapidotaxi was the first Cuban taxi cab company in the 70s. That would deliver blown attacks. He's all these geniuses that think that geniuses is not, yeah, all right. The Cubans are doing that in the 70s. You in the city, they would go over to Bridge. You call from the city, they live in the studio 54s.

Come on, Doug. This is 7470. Look, come on, Doug. And the name of the company was Rapidotaxi. You know, Rapidot means it's managed.

So I took my mic, Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. I went up to this fuck.

It was a taxi company, but they blew the fucking board. That was that was the purpose. We think they made money on a three hour toll. They make money delivering the fucking goodly good the studio.

No, no, no. I'm the way home. You gotta go to the city. They just put a kilo over the city and then I'm gonna pull dope. You gotta ride in the city. Are you pulling me over? I feel like I drove in the back of the car. I'm sorry. Go right ahead. We thought you were doing something mean while there's fucking a bag of fucking blown the truck.

Had to be some, right? It was a different animal. New York was a different. New York was a different. New York was a different fucking animal then, but you gotta remember that it was just a taxi. Nobody thought about that. On New York back then. That was 20 years ahead of that fucking time. When New York sneezed, bro, everybody else caught a fucking cold. Let's get down to the 10 years behind over these fucking savages.

I don't get me started red band. I have you know who he in 20 minutes bit slapping motherfuckers.

You don't know anything about computers? Yeah, well, what do you think about RSS feeds?

Mike.

That's real, bitch. See, now. That's where you had to take. You don't talk to the employees walking right into the front of the fucking wheels.

Ryan, don't let me get Bill Bervie a fuck. I should have had it. I'll do a few of the cops. Bill Bervie is gonna fuck you in the ass of his last time. We're fucking Brock Lesnar right now.

My voice is fucking too big. I'll blow the speaker. Oh my god. Don't make me call Brock Blastman. Alright, alright.

Joey I get people yelling out do Joe Diaz Mark this change completely and what music which really going on with music is that they had to give it away So now you that you make money and performing at these bitches can't perform Yeah, they go out of order faking. Sorry, they can't perform. That's the music.

You know, the album brothers could show up with three white guys in the fucking rocket. So come on. It's getting this new band. They can't do it. All get his shit don't come through that good. I want to go see fucking the black guy piece to sing song for fucking people to sing one fucking song. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Really? 80 fucking dollars for the worst ticket to see that nonsense? There's no musicians, though.

They can't listen to the black keys, yeah, but they can't do fucking love the black keys.

Well, they're real musicians. They're real musicians. The guy listen, the king of the musicians right now is the guy Dave Grove. Yeah, a better musician that's lived it spit it and his band the man the fool fighters There is bad because their students are the fucking game Yeah, Prince went to Vegas two years ago and did us a show request Really? You imagine anything you hit Prince with he's gonna play Wilde Nelson to fucking Billy Idol so people yell it out in the crowd and he would just do 100 to take them yeah, damn Coming out bitch, aerosmith, and people going, performers at the end started flying out there, just because I want to get out of state. This motherfucker's going, what do you want to hear? Come together with me, those ready? One, two, three, four. That's why he was getting a little fucking ticker, right? These tickets are outrageous now for these bands that the real deal.

He was experimenting with everything, but he was still there. He was stuck in his fucking, and he was getting an idea. Oh, he had some great jams, bro. Jam.

He's done some great shit. And that's what's really going on now. So everybody's a doctor on my own. But it's amazing that somebody told me there's two years ago. And I really experienced it last year in Irvine. Last year in Irvine was when I seen the fruition of what you've been doing. Somebody told me that now because of the internet and Twitter and all the podcasts that people want to full experience. And I didn't really see it till last July. If you notice last July's when I changed everything about my Twitter, my Facebook, I changed everything about it because I paid more attention to it. How come? I understand now where you will come from. And there's no more. I see what Ralphie Mays doing. I see what you're doing these wasted as a fucking time. When he flies into a city a week before two days to do radio. That's a waste of time. That's old hat.

You don't have to do that. The thing about this game is to make the most money for the least amount of work. That's why I don't like money.

But you have a wife, you have children. I don't want to chill in the brass kind of a Monday doing some radio show for what. But I never did that anyway. I would never do it. But I would do it. Look what you do with a blink of a fucking button. Yeah. You had an extra show in Australia three weeks ago with a blink of a... Yeah, and a couple hours. A couple hours. Yeah, we put together a show on a Thursday night or whatever. And I mean, you've been talking about it for years. It all came fruition with the podcast, the blog, the Twitter, and you know, I've become an expert now at the Twitter's now. I know how to do it more. You've got to give them something and then tweet something. yeah give them some not every fucking stupid joke that comes out of your fucking mind because everybody thinks if you're a monologist you're gonna die on Twitter right because you're gonna sell the fucking joke if you're gonna make a mind joke on Twitter it's not gonna go nowhere sometimes right if you talk about your situation on Twitter and then talk about a free show or show within your situation it's different I answer every fucking body on Twitter I try to fuck the people on Twitter You know, my Twitter is locked on Facebook. I got more Christians. I got nephews on this. This is, I can't, you know, I still throw out the blunt alive. You know, I'll be, I don't give a fuck. Get over it. Every now and then you hit him with it. I've had a hit him with something every morning. Just to wait the morning though.

That's the truth, though.

I'll read Sophia told me. We ordered up a couple times. Sophia didn't know Joe Diaz. He was still by one because this shirt is that cool. It's so strong. Have you seen the phone? Yeah, I see the phone.

It was so strong. And it was the weirdest thing because the guy, I'm going to tell the story that the guy was smoking one of the Oscar. for fucking 3D and shit for Star Wars. His name is Dijkstra. Oh, yeah. And I did Spider-Man 2 and Dijkstra was the guy in charge of all the fucking crazy 3R 3D guy. The special effects and special effects his name is Dijkstra. Not 3D 3D. What that was? Yeah. Yeah. He's a genius. He's a fucking genius when you talk to him. And he has a little daughter. If you watch Spider-Man 2 after I stick up the Spider-Man, there's a little girl in the train that says me too. That's his daughter. and his daughter was telling her around the train, the suckered dick when she was 12. Something I think though, that's my father. Shut up, sit down, follow you. But the only one she dug was me because I would give it to her. You know what I'm saying? What's up, sit down? What do you think you're talking to? Joey Bananas? So Rayby, I was so big that they wouldn't put me on the train. They'd just go check in. So I come into Spider-Man, I check in and then I go eat and go to my room. They put me in a room, not even in a trailer. So I would go to my room and smoke pot. I told you about this, I'd go get Rayby, I go Rayby. Somebody keeps smoking dope in my room. I get to the bottom of this. You go, Joey, I don't know. And it was me the whole time. So one day, Dijk's your finger. Because they don't be smoking. You think you're getting over. I mean, it's fucking me. Where is it? I'm going behind the building. So we go behind the building like one day. We go behind the building. Again, the one day we're smoking. The third day comes some fucking PA comes you know how they get sometimes you can hold a woman like 42 You came back then she's seen this and she goes let whatever they're looking for you Are you smoking pot? What's wrong with you and I sat like for a minute I got all like there is some road What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you? If you were fucking high, you wouldn't be worrying about us not smoking high. It was like 1015 the morning. That's what you meant to say. It's 10 o'clock in the morning. How can you be smoking pilot? You really smoking pot. Why wouldn't you? And that's where we came up with that name from. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? You bitch. You ain't high. That's fucking problem. You are high. You wouldn't worry about me smoking dope.

My wife said to me, two days ago, she was, you know what the funny thing is, at five thirty the morning, I didn't hear the alarm go off, but I heard you do a lot of bond hit. That's what you know I told me Tuesday morning because you know I didn't hear the alarm, but I definitely heard your bunk head. You got a bunk in the bedroom. I got a bunk in the office.

Oh, when I get up I brush my teeth I piss I put the coffee on my feet the cats and I go right for that. I pray for 10 million. You wake and bake like I'm other fun. No, I used to wake and bake that fuck up your whole

I need a little or I need a little. We'll balance out the body. I need a little canlope. The balance out the pH. Yeah. They get the fucking balls moving. Canlope. I think it does fucked up me up. Yeah. You can make it. If you shake your day. If you shake your day. I make it fucked up your whole day. I make it fucked up your whole day. Once you smoke weed, you're pretty much on the same for the rest of the day. I've done it a thousand times. I'm the king of it. I think I'm a liar. But by 11 o'clock you're like I fucked up. When you call the doctor's office, you're like, I ain't gonna happen.

What take off? What day would take any day? Fuck before what? I took off and I went to prison. That was long enough. Hey, fuck a month without smoking weed at a pop acid and fucking sneaking around. So you're addicted to it. I'm not addicted to it. I just can't. I'm a head dog. I'm the real deal. I'm the head you're like this smoked no, that's my bag some people alcoholics and people like the drink. I can't imagine a life without weed. I've been smoking since I was 14.

No, I can't imagine the first law red man. I'm the real fucking the I remember. I know you're the real deal. So so I just like smoking weed the people like the type of person I grew up with when I went to Colorado I was around a lot of heads they like weed they enjoy weed when I got home yesterday and I said that that thing was 31% I tweeted it and 10 people got back to me that said go dry up and stand the ego that's a head That's not a kid that says, oh my god, I got the, what's the name of that? We're probably not going to express no. There's certain weed that's got a nail. You just smoke it to be cool. Then there's this stuff again called Matt's number one OG.

No, no, Matt is the guy that owns Kushmore. So when he took over Kushmore, he bought that brand and wanted to grow for him. And this is a hybrid. It's a hybrid and he's got the Snoop Dogg that's a 28% that's all right. This stuff might be the perfect weed.

I smoked it and I realized when I smoked it the other day, I've been going to, I didn't know what you see, see, and I've been buying $50 fucking AIDS. And I realized that the pot was good, and some days when I buy a grand, like by six o'clock, half the grand was good. I was smoking too much pot, I was in the bottom, that's too much. When I hit weed, and I remember that, wow, I started this diet, it was Matt's OG. When you smoked in the morning, it was a TV, it would take over your mind so quickly, and I had to get out of the house before my head blew up. And I would have to get on a bike and I would just get on the bike and pedal because I took some of the chasing me and that's how I lost 100 fucking pounds on that bike smoking and Matt so g because this is a TV wouldn't speed you up by cocaine. It speed you up and it cracked control you and it went from being a sativa into methodically like an indica it was the weirdest

I can take a couple days off, but why?

I don't see this. I mean, what is this? Fairfax? I think it's a fairfax. It's a fairfax. It's a fairfax. I've tried. I've thought about it.

I smoke a shitload of weed. The people around me smoke a shitload of weed. I get it, doll. It's really weird that the people around you are into it like I'm into it like the type people around you.

It's fake. No, it's not for you.

I'll tell you a point of my life of my weed career. I can't write anymore when I get really high. Really? Like when I get up in the morning, I get high. It's to go on Twitter and Facebook and make adjustments here and get my day ready. Right. But like now when I write, I try to be a little straighter. Really? When I work out, I got a blazed dog. If I could get an edible. I got to get him at a bowl of meat. I love working out stone. That is my life. That was how I did it. I love not remembering what set it is and I know my shoulders on fire. You know what I'm saying? I love the fact that if I don't get high, I'll still work out an hour. And I still do a good job, but if I work, if I get high, I work on that, I will 40. It's just a little tighter. I want to concentrate on my kicks, I concentrate on the form. Yeah, I know what you mean.

Usually I don't. Usually I kick the pole, holding the bag by mistake. I want the pole, yeah. I left roundhouse with the fucking hand. But I like getting on the bike stones. Yeah, I think about it. I like getting on the elliptical stone. The elliptical stone is a fucking different world.

Well, the breathing, the breathing intent, the breathing that's going through your body focusing so much on the breathing. When I go in and I eat a little piece of banana bread because it's eight during the morning when I got to go to Oh my goodness. So I had to start blazing the 730 but how long has it taken for a banana bread to hit you 20 minutes? 25 minutes. I'm kicking a little jaff of jay to get everything going. But I didn't have to learn. I've been down with dog. I've been fucking pigeons. I'm in fun. And it's, and it's, you're thinking about your breathing is so beautiful when you're high. You're going the water and you have like, and you can hear your breathing. Like right now. Yes. Yeah. When you do yoga, you can hear, if you hear that, you've reached it. Right. You reach that level in that position. Right. And with the weed, it makes it a lot easier. For me, how about loser? I know. I know. I know. You know, yeah, loser. What can you add a bowl of this man?

I've gotten high play basketball. I've gotten high lifting weights. There's nothing like eating a little bit of weed and going to yoga. Even if it's a basic class, just to focus on your breathing. I do it every Tuesday tomorrow. I got a rush and then go to the airport. But I'll do it. I'll eat an edible in the morning because I have nothing else. And it is just fucking my body. Randy Parsons, you're a good friend. Ryan? Ryan Parsons was at the gym when they had adjustments. And there was an argument going on between trainers. And these guys were white guys. They weren't heads. And they got always saying that he's been telling all his clients to if please after their workouts their weight workouts to smoke a little refa because it's anti-inflammatory and it works better than anything else even like the lettuce and shit it pulls the acid out of your muscles let it's like lettuce when you eat lettuce it pulls the acid out of your muscles because workout something like that acid this something a lettuce does something after you workout to them acid out of your muscles So they can recover or something. Okay, well this guy was talking about that we does that we did anti-inflammatory.

He said it's really good for your joints.

That's not what I wanted for me. But what I wanted for me 20 years ago is not what I want from we to that. You wanted to skate 20 years ago. I liked it. I have an only child. So I love living in my head, guys. You give me a phone. You let me get my head. You're a dead man. Well, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you let me get my have a lonely child. I'm breaking fucking down in no time. I know there's to be in a closet playing G.I. Joe's making up your own world at Disneyland is outside your fucking closet. I'm an only child. I don't have to get the party started my fucking head. That's why I like me in the world. You even notice that you give me weed in the life pod. You go fuck yourself. Never mind to a clock. You go fuck yourself. I'm one of those guys.

I could go on an island solo. I like I enjoy. I don't I don't creep out of my skin.

I really enjoyed my. I never enjoyed this drop my life. I always thought you had to be moving away. That's what kills people. People don't make enough time for themselves to themselves. And what's that? Not a trip to Jamaica. One hour.

You know, last night, I became over. We were smoking the maxo G. And it was not an emphasis on something. And we heard this bell being, being, it's the Mexican ice cream man. And it's the best ice cream we'll ever have. It's Derek Ween, but the ice cream, it makes it delicious, but at the split, I've been there for a year now. One brown spot in the banana. Fresh mint. And it's funny that he said to me, you get so much enjoyment from the ice cream truck. Your life is what you make enjoyment. I'm not filthy loaded, but I get off on that fucking ice cream man, come on.

Well, I went to New York, I talked to Ralph for years. He's in this hotel in the city and I got this and that. Let me fucking for it. We have a drop. How come Ralph he doesn't use the internet? Because he feels that his clientele wasn't used the internet. I don't know.

Who's there online now? That expression is so true. That expression is so true. One man's chicken is another man's gumbub. Yeah. Yeah, and I did a show with the city on my friends. Like China town. Let's do this. That place sucked by a place of rich real park chance dragon and still the pound for pound weena in old school Chinese food. You got to eat four egg rolls, shrimp and lobster sauce has the work in it. Oh school the noodles.

Oh school 30. I've been going this is 1979 to get steak on a stick when I was a sophomore. Take on a chicken. They send a cup. They have one of the best poop who platters in the nation.

Must be you can get great Chinese food out here, but it's not consistent not everything is good. I go to a place that the pork fry rice you think you're in the Bronx, but don't get the shrimp and garlic so it's a lobster Cantonese you feel like you're eating it with a white dude named Chad lobster Cantonese don't really go that's a killer water last week come on

So get that everywhere. Some people got to eat pasta raya. You and I both know you take a little train to the front and you find the mountain pop store. And for 1495 you're gonna get it in class. Oh, you can't go get hard. Oh, 100 bucks. You could sleep in the back for an hour.

We've got to finish this. We're going to do a blackout cast. Oh yeah, so let everybody know. Portland.

We'll have a good fucking time. There's great food. This good great strip clubs. We got no radio so we're going.

It's gonna be great, Dad.

No?

It was really weird, Joe, because if you know this after that, I changed everything. I hate listening to myself or watching myself. Let's get this out of the way. I got boxes issued at the house. People give me hate, but I take you. I don't want to see myself. Not at all. And I thought there was a problem. And when that I watched a Johnny Depp on Letterman, and Letterman sent them. So after the thing, there's no, no, no, no, no. After I shoot, it's horrible. I don't watch myself because really and I felt okay. I'm not the only retard. I don't like nothing about that. That's why I never listened to myself doing a stand-up. I can't take my voice. But after I taped that special when I listened to it, I was so ashamed of myself that I made notes and shit. Really, we helped me and I still, I bring the iPod out and I taped myself on short sets during the week. I'm up to like six minutes and I gotta show it off. You know, I can't listen to the whole thing.

I want to try it.

do it on a stage take your goddamn chances and the more you do that the more you know what the fuck's gonna work in the first place you don't have to talk to people about stuff like that it's crazy because with me I have a hard time writing if I'm not the zone hmm what I'm with people like I get pissed off to the green before I go on stage Yeah, you get mad.

He's not really mad at us. No, I'm not mad at nobody. He's getting upset.

It's just really crazy how what I'm around you guys Sometimes just be mad makes me say something like Joey you got a flop and say that Yeah, yeah, and I'll forget for a month I'll forget and you guys like Joey you say a pocket stage yet.

Yeah, about the soldier.

You know, we missed a comedy store. and that's the bad thing because during a week that's what you enjoy. Laughing in each other. Yeah. Yeah. That really took away from my career because you seem to be a little more golden than a Tuesday. Yeah. And what a die. You know, he don't care. He's so confident to stand up that you want to try different things. You know, we always get into conversations and the style you can buy to store at the end of the country and whatever, but you know, I don't take away the truth from anything. That's what really lacking. I wish we had, and the sales is becoming. The sales is becoming now. You know, we just need some more people to go on their support. I've been out of town on Wednesdays.

I don't know.

We were talking about him and everybody. Yeah, you have no idea the numbers he does. Oh, he does crazy. He does. He goes. You've got a place where we go to the UFC. He does that.

Dude, really so funny about that special. And that thing I hated on Michael Jackson, that made him a star. When you want that bit on YouTube, you watch that and you see the black people, they don't even know how to act because you see the truth. Yeah. See, the truth is a motherfucking. When you say it the right way in its days, even if it's wrong, what he was saying. Where's Michael Jackson? He's probably smellin' little baby's booty holes. It's something that is a classic fucking line. And he just runs from there with a guy. Yeah, he runs with it. He's attacked. When was the last time you seen Michael Jackson with a woman? Not never. He does all that crazy. You should throw that shit. Was that made a misguide? That little piece of him being himself. Just that little piece that comics pray for that utopia that come with that.

Oh, it's a good show. That's great. It's awesome.

Some music drives you fucking nuts. I love music. I love music. I love love and skin. I'm listening to it. It's killing me. The old shit.

Oh, what a great song with this guy's blue. What's up?

This is it. This is how we're gonna end this fucking thing. This is the end. My only friend, the end, down, down, down.