Transcript for #741 - Joey Diaz

Jazz Joplins. When you got a minute, just watch both parts of that fucking stock you meant to be about it.

One allowed above 19 street in Hoboken. Two. One. Go live. Holla. Holla, you dirty bitch. It's very Christmas, my brother's brother.

Tyler is one allowed above 12 street because the Irish controlled the Italians in the 40s. That's how it was, a pecking order. And he was the first one to make it out. And it just cleared the attack. You know, watch this document. It's not Sinatra. It's on it. It's Sinatra on HBO. All of me is something like that. And it's weird because I always grew up hearing these fucked up stories about him. Like that. He was kind of a little rough. But bro, he fucking loved people like us. Like he lived for that craziness. He loved it. But Reynolds just put out a book every Marine, the excerpts that they've been released on. He went and he goes, he bumped into Sinatra one night. It's not just told him we're gonna play cards. over at some bar and at playing cards and the guy dropped the dishes and he owned a whiskey on that him and he's a not your call the owner over and he goes how much for how much you think of glasses I don't know maybe 30 cents and he goes give me $3,000 bring me $3,000 worth of glasses and he called the bus boil that he was young and he embarrassed and he goes what's your name hack the hack that I want you to break every fucking class And he started breaking glasses, nobody knew what was going on. And he goes, if I ever come in here and heck, there's not him at all, my friend's not to come in here and eat. And Bert Reynolds got up and he goes, where the fuck are you going? He goes, I already got my son at your story. He goes, sit the fuck down, play cards with you.

Like in that sense, and then after like he got down, like that document, we really breaks it down. Like he went really down, they did a world tour out of his pocket. We're just for kids. He don't need everything for kids. His daughter said he never recovered from Kennedy screwing them over. Like he never recovered from that. He's got to catch it. It's pretty interesting, man. He's from Hoboken, which really when I heard that story by Holly Italian is one, you know, it was different. Like the Muslims all crying now. Andrew years ago, those were the Italians. You know, Andrew years ago, they were telling them fucking Chinese people over a cliff to fucking the for the railroad, with dynamite. Is that true? Did you ever hear about that shit when they took the railroad? The Chinese people were like, everybody's suffering this fuck.

They would essentially employ the 21st finger, is it? And whether was it strapped dynamite around them, they threw them over the fuck. I swear to God, man, somebody will fucking say this shit to you. Like a lot of all these races suffered, you know, but they've been walking on and over a road. Yeah, like, well, fuck, that's why when you go to Wyoming, there's a Chinese restaurant, I didn't know that shit. You ever go to Wyoming, like, why is there a Chinese fucking restaurant in the Cheyenne, Wyoming? And all right, oh, because after they built the road, Rosa said, fuck, let's just stay here.

The oldest Chinatown was in Cuba. Up to 60, up to like 61 or 58, one of the biggest Chinatowns outside the Chinatown was in the van of Cuba. And in fact, after Fidel took over, he never fucked with them. He left those Chinese people alone.

They speak Spanish. They speak Cuba. And if you go to a 79 street in Broadway, by our friends, where a friend's office used to be right there. There's a place called La Caridad. It's a Cuban Chinese play. I said, are you there? You get pork fried rice with a pork chop and black beans. It's fucking ridiculous. Why does Chinese people speak in Spanish?

That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say.

That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. That's how I'd say. will blow your mind. So if you ever have a, I even sent the opi that, opi ended up going this. And I was on opi and Anthony talking about how that, that's a weird restaurant. If you're going there, how I'd be prepared to go into shock. And when I was younger, they were more. They were like, I'm Palachina. That's the Chinese bell. There was a couple more like, and where I came from, West New York, they're Jersey.

Yeah, they take the Chinese tongue. But they put it in for the Spanish.

The Japanese have the grunts. Yeah.

Yeah, the other own thing. I like when I hear Portuguese, this is what blows my mind. When I watch a fight and they're talking to the interpreter, when I watch Portuguese, I understand a few words, just from being Spanish. I don't understand all of them, I don't know why, but then it's weird, like, then you have all these countries together. But like when Sicilians talk around me, I know exactly what this saying. They can't pull the wool over mine. Right. But islanders have fucking Spanish. They don't even know it. When Sicilians talk, I pick more words up. Do you know what I'm saying? So when Portuguese say a five word sentence, I pick a one word and then I'll take it from there. My imagination. But when Sicilians talk, I could take four out of the five words. Like I understand that it's closer to the Spanish. So somewhere along the line, I always figured out we were connected somewhere. There's some French words that I understand they're Spanish. It's kind of weird. It's just, I don't know if I could explain it to Ryan.

They were conquered by the Spanish, right?

You know, I don't even know how to say this is Spanish one when you're Cuban and they have a pig Latin in my mom used to talk to me in Spanish this form of communication with those other people in the room. If she didn't want people to know what she was saying to me, it was like, she thought the same fucking thing. You have to do something. I forgot what you were.

Yeah. It's loud. I'm too cute when people get the conversation gets louder and louder and louder. And you actually think there's an argument going on. But there's really not. It's just two people who are so passionate about something they're talking about. I eat baseball. Yeah. You know, when you get them going, don't start that fucking argument.

It's a baseball. It's really no baseball, like their arguments are beautiful arguments. That thing I used to do years ago, I'd yell and then walk away. Right, right. That's Cuban. That means the conversation's over. Whatever you got to say, I don't need to hear because you're wrong. That's what that means. That's that body that can argue all day about dumb shit music, you know, baseball. It's interesting to them, but they they detail it so much that you're actually the suck you in with the conversation, you know.

him like he's like when I think of like Cuban athletes like Cuban super athletes you think you'll remember right well the thing that the the most thing that he has about being a Cuban is that he's 38 you don't really know oh yeah no we know said all of these 30 he could be 22 though he could be sucking you in and nobody really knows we really haven't those birth certificates They went away. You just picked an age. What do you want to be 30 years? None.

But I know he's always something with the QM. I'm a mom that I told my aunt. Just how old was your mom 48? Fuck. She's been 48 for 10 fucking years. You know, because it's true. You don't know, Doug. You never know these motherfuckers ages. They won't tell you. You know, I last fight. He fought fucking great, man.

Why? You know why I didn't go that way? Why did you not go that way? Because I would have gone off on him, that he would have beat up. Jocker Ray. Right. Luke. And I don't want to be on that ring that night. I know how to motivate humans. Yeah. Oh, with with religion. They're radicals. If that's what you would do, you would just start talking about God. I just told him I don't go. I got metal God of Cuba. He lives in a way. Hold on. There's a guy holding on.

There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a guy holding on. There's a So if I were to sing y'all, Romero, that day I would have said, he'll go go. And I would have got his blood gone, my guy. I would have got his blood gone, shit. Doug, I started doing that to Anderson Silva when I first met him. And I number one day in the hallway, he couldn't take his eyes off me. People were talking to me. He kept looking back. What the fuck is that? Because it's big and bizarrely. And that shit is big and bizarrely. So how will the story say, hey, you'll hear it, you'll hear it, you'll hear it, you'll hear it, you'll hear it.

Look at him.

That's no. All black muscular Cuban dudes that look like that. You fire them up. Tell them they're a gumsunt.

That's a gumsunt. I'll get you flying.

This is the god of the jungle. And he like, it's in charge of machinery. When machinery goes bad and shit like that, you have to pray to him. He has all the weapons of metal. He just shows up in metal and starts, he has a metal axe, a metal fucking everything. That's all right. I would have busted him with that. I would have gotten through his head with a gun. I hate that that takes over Jesus and cube that you will brought up on you heard that grown up so even if you convert it to Christianity later on that'll still get under your fucking skin like I'm still going to change his shit bro if I would have started saying that shit to be with the floor everybody out of the ring job McCarthy it would have been that episode of curly and the little rascals when they thought not little rascals with these two just they want to curly the wrestle for a benefit but the problem wasn't it whenever curly smelled while he sent she went fucking nuts So he's on the bottom of the power of the guys beat them and all of a sudden what Moe comes over and makes him sniff the fucking thing curly pushes him off him. What is it called wild Heisen? What is it? Like some fucking, you know, this is like in the 40s, all right, where it was made and all of a sudden you flash back. and you just see curly. Everybody, people are coming up and then he gets a whole bit of bell. And he starts clocking people with the bell from the wilde hiesons, and they flip over to curly, hitting people with the bell, and also they flip over through the middle of the ring, and they're all piled on top each other though. I mean, not that 18 people with that fucking bell. That's what I was done through y'all. It's a little matter of that day. He would've gone until the audience, banged your head with fucking feet.

When I heard it, I was like, this motherfucker's FAQ, but his pro gay. Right. And the other fucking FAQ, but they'll take you shark onto it.

No, I didn't get it. Wow. I didn't, you know, I'm half deaf. So I really didn't hear you. Oh, okay. What the fuck he was saying?

Yeah.

I've never beaten it into the ground. I love him. I could tell the way he says your name. John Rolva. I would like to momentarily listen to him on there. Oh my God, he loves you. I could tell how he's excited. You know, the thing that they should do that the UFC always misses is just tape the best corners in the business. George A. Miles de Val, and you're a Romero. And I hear it very, because the things they say, Are ridiculous. Well, they say in the ridiculous.

What are they saying? I was hearing Georgi Monteviles trying to say, muscle. Method. Method. Method. Method. Method. You know the guy at the hospital is an open-handed bit slap. Can't do that. And the guys are, oh yeah. Method. Method. Method. So they say that.

That's true. That's true. That's true.

Right. You can't smack somebody, but in our mind, metal and guy, that's what fires you up. Listen to what, remember, a bit slap is a bit slap in humanism. He was saying, metal and guy, young, young, young, young, young is an airplane. That means hit them with one of these things that come across the head like a fucking wild punch as a phone I will talk to a Cuban one time they were interviewing Steven said and like the seven these and they go so Steven said what happened got what and the guys like you know trying to and Steven said and I almost died as little can now my personal element the only home I hit them with a plane. That's what they call. They smell them. They don't compare them. They don't how you. What a great language. No, no, no. It has so many different meanings. And the truth of the matter is it's such a funny language because they say shit. Like one time one of the nicest thing you ever said to me is you were stuck on an airport. And all of a sudden, you heard this party going on. It's seven o'clock in the morning. People were the lead. And you looked over and they were Cubans. And they were like, I got you that day. That's when I really got you. I got you that day. You, it's your coach.

And I'm thinking, what did they lift? Thank you, but that's why I'm not big. They two eggs are fucking you, in Cuba. What protein source? They're gonna know Juba's in Cuba. How do you get that fucking big? And I'm saying, listen, when I went home, I went to my wife and the baby in New York. And one day I said, well, before we go into the city, and she'll let me take you to my neighbor. I took them to the actual park. I used to play it. Why is it some crazy shit? I sat across the street from call my involves house. I got shot the guy seven times and self defense and all that shit and got away with it and they took away his pension. I'm just staring at the house. I'm like, I remember being out here when the FBI had that house surrounded And they fucking found Patty Hirsch's machine gun in that house. That's how he was talking. He was a cop. That's how deep this guy was in my hometown. And I'm going through, like, going through the, uh, with, we were kids. We had to do the attic. And we were finding money in the attic. There were hundreds and 20s and 50s. Whoever had the house before that had so much money that we used as insulation. What? Like, this is crazy. I'm thinking about all these things, but wow, all this is going on. It's me, my wife, and the baby, and a guy and his little girl. And my daughter's kind of mingled with the little girl, and it's a beautiful day in Jersey as leaves out and everything, and all of a sudden. The guy's getting ready to leave, I just said, hey man, how are you? And I want to say, do you live around here? Just to see if that's kids come to the park. Do you live around here, man? And he goes, but don't want me? And he goes, yeah, I go, how long have you been here eight days? And when his daughter had been here eight days, they had gotten hit like the day after Thanksgiving. So right away, in my fucking day, they offered me a Cuban cigarette, which I smoked. I smoked the communist cigarette with the guy just talking to him. Just to feel where he was coming. Right. He was telling me how you're basically poor. Unless you tell, you have to defect into professionalism. There's a word that you defect in the country. And now you work for yourself. So he this guy was 48 and he was a bicycle guy that two people sitting the back and drive you around town. So what he was making him one day he was making him a month. That's why they let him defect so quickly. They let him out of the country because you have to claim that first that you don't want to be a professional. He was telling me all this shit. I tell him and that tears him are as he was telling me what I asked him what a daily menu was. Like he said, he came here and saw the Italian sandwich. He was called New York, so he thought, I don't know what's going to be in God. That Italian sandwich wouldn't you? I slept for 15 hours because that was tremendous. I never seen it. I kind of manned before he ate his soul and never seen the Italian sandwich. Are you fucking kidding me? I went all the way.

In Cuba, you get, I think you get a dozen eggs per month. That's it for a family of five. You know, the coffee, you get like one pouch a month and you have to re-keep. I bought him a cup of coffee. He's like, I tasted the coffee for the first time. I like, you have to keep going running the filter through that coffee until there's really nothing left. And then they do things to bring that coffee back. You spray wind exit into the surface. Something's something ridiculous that you sit there and go unbelievable what they do for coffee and the liberties we have. I'm fucking believe him.

Uh, yeah, yeah, they got nothing. You know, I, I've heard some people that they went to Cuba and they've seen Washington apples at the hotels, you know, at the hotels. We're getting taken care of for tourism. But everybody else lives like savage. But here's where the conversation ends last. The guy's been here eight days. He already had a fucking job. Or already had a fucking job in Seacorks. He got going, how's your English? He goes, he's coming along, but I work with a bunch of Polaks. And they don't speak English. So we're kind of confused, but we make it work.

He was fucking alive. And Joe Rogan, you know, made the whole night turn around. I went in my pocket. I had $2,000 bills in the 20. And I said, do me a favor. I got a sister in Cuba. We mean the world to maybe took these two yard sticks. And he goes, I can't do it. He wouldn't take my money though. I got a sister in Cuba. He just got it. I go buy a door or something nice. I'll rest. You know, I don't know who you are. He wouldn't take my $1. I said that I go, wow, that's proud. Yeah, that's pride. He wouldn't take my money though. And I just, you know, people ask you, from money all the time, this guy really fucking needs it. He wouldn't take it. He's still had Cuban cigarettes. He had not smoking. And that's why I said to him, like, oh, go buy yourself a fucking car in a real fucking cigarette. How did he get in? His sister's daughter, his daughter, defected with the mother when she was three. You know, they leave, and he stayed and started another family. Wow, that's it and you imagine one day like that's it Mrs. Rogan, I gotta go back and take care and I'll get you back guys in in three years

If we open up, so it gets, so they did the first flight of how I actually guys saw that. And they gave away little chocolate cigars. I guess a fucking party for these people.

That's good. Right from my x. Wow. Right from the dangerous American allies. No. No. No. No. Listen, what's this? None of the 10 people will tell you this. None of the 10 people go listen, bro. the poverty, breaks your heart, the food kind of sucks. But the people, shit. That's a different level of heart. You sit there and go, wow, these people have nothing. Why do they act this way? If I had what these people had, I would not be a nice person at all. They say those people, some Eric Meyer, some comic from the store, pulled me aside three weeks ago, he was a man. I want to give you a present. I don't even know the comic. I see him up there a lot. I'm saying that's mine. And he goes, I went to Cuba and somebody robbed my thing on the plan. And a Cuban family took me in for four days and fed me. He goes there at like two poor jobs. He was telling me, I never thought that way. He goes, they're fucking beautiful people. Everything sucks. but the people take it to the next level.

But I don't even think they know what communism is like. The conversations I've had face to face with my cousins that, where we go for my pastor on the sandwiches and we went to a Cuban place while they weren't out like, communism didn't come up one time. I don't have the heart to bring it up, but what's like, I don't want to know it.

What's the place we go to? What's the fucking place you go to for a performance? We went to the store on the campus. We went to the campus and they started saying stay where they have it. Almost fucking died. And now they had to sneak the album around. But they still had albums. We're talking about CDs here. They had vinyl, you know. And they were like, you have no idea. Like if you get caught with that vinyl, you're going to jail. Go to jail. A vinyl. We're going to jail if I have a pound of coke. You know what I'm saying? A fucking album. You're a jelly, they write your heart, you gotta fucking go through some process. You might lose your job, you know, and they were singing Stan with a heaven. The way they sang it and the fucking we hear it is two different worlds, man. They sang it with heart. This was big to that. You don't know the overwhelming feeling when You come to America. People don't know. The first time you learn a sentence to a fucking song. You know how big that is. The first time you learn how to say cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And then there's no fuck around. You know, cool. You have no idea what it means here. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a really absorb this to be a fucking America. It's huge to one outside. We take this for granted every fucking day. I see these jerkholes walking around. They have no fucking idea. They have no idea until you talk to somebody Cuban or you talk to somebody from a country that they've been kind of fucked up. You know, I listen man when I live in Boulder, I don't know. I know my best friends was a bad-eyed Muslim dude. And he was a radical. The reason why I'm here is because he taught me how to fucking read and write. He helped me in my GD. His name was Muhammad Zabib. I'll never forget that motherfucker. And I cracked jokes on all that shit, but that was my boy when I lived in Boulder. He used to bring me hash. I used to make him smoke reefer. He's taught me how to smoke a fucking cigarette with tobacco. You know, the Egyptians, whatever those people, they fucking get the fucking tobacco with the weed, the hash. I was on a hard attack though. And he's over there blasting this fucking thing like a, like, you know. It's, uh, and I used to talk to him, like, how is it? And he would tell me, look at these fucking unappreciated Americans. He would say it to me all the fucking time. Now, he came here and he was nine, and the first time he sang a Beatles song, he almost fucking died. Like to sing a whole Beatles song, you know, like let it be as something like that. That was fucking amazing to him to learn another language. It was so overwhelming, you know, to come from someplace where he had gone fire every night. You imagine living in his room here in the machine. And every night, that's how you fucking go to bed. And all of a sudden, you come here and you move to studio city and you're gloopin' for you.

There's rarely that squad fans come over. You seen them at the store. Yes, they are remember the people you call me and said they were waiting for you. I got stuck at that fucking young movie premiere. Remember those are Israelis. Yeah, one is rarely come to the store. You better be prepared. They fought and come heavy. Do lead to the store. I've been up there couple Tuesdays and three of them are stuff up on me with them as well.

Where's the stars attack? They're fucking nuts. And you got a love of them. You got a love of them. They were comics. From listening to Rogan experience, they started doing comedy. I guess Israel's got a big comedy scene then. They're starting now. It's just starting. And they're fucking wanna be rough comics. So the one kid's like, I'm trying to do fucking Hitler jokes. And they're throwing, and they throw me out of all these places.

He's like, I'm doing fucking dirty Hitler jokes. And then he's rarely people thought me how to restaurant this shit.

I'm coming to America to do that.

I'm coming to America to do that. I'm coming to America to do that. I'm coming to America to do that. I'm coming to do that.

I'm coming to do that. I'm coming to do that. I'm coming to do that. I'm coming to do that. I'm coming to do that. I'm coming to do that. I'm coming to do that. because I'm up there doing fucking naughty jokes. You didn't throw me out of the comedy medias.

Dead, a couple of him.

A couple of him. Okay. And there's rarely couple came in there. Just got married on their honeymoon. They came to the comedy store. That was their honeymoon. and they would not grow. They had the bucket with the booze, they were young, the stick came out, took pictures, hogs, y'all, and we love it. Yeah, though, this kid was really, yeah, that's right. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, that might, I left, I was like, this is real. we'll get motherfuckers from Israel to come over here to meet that squad and do calm it.

He's coming back. Because he sent me an email. I had a blast.

You come to ally and know you're arcane you succeed and they value you know the whatever success you think it is getting on TV show movies which is becoming a really funny comic and working I Never dreamed of what's going on now Every time I wake up my feet hit the floor. I thank God for what's going on now I don't want to do movies. I don't want to do TV. I just want this movement to keep growing. This is not what I intended. This is all new to me, man. This is all new to me. And nobody asks for this. Most comics ask for success to be rich and famous. The success we're getting is something different, man. We're fucking reaching the globe. You know, in this fucking hay day, and I'm not saying that, you know, Yeah, I was big here. These little podcasts are reaching the fucking globe, Joe Rogg. Was that his name?

You know, when I'm at the store, and somebody comes up to me with some dish and different from Sweedland or Finland or wherever they're from, that's not California. And they're like, we came out to the store to see you and they do. They're doing these comedy fucking vacations. This is at it, and you get your car on. Can you pronounce that? When you drive home and you don't even know where this is coming from. Some of the last nights some girl came from my fucking Hong Kong and came here present up at the fucking Hong Kong and the mentor last night. She was here for Christmas. She was I listened to you and Hong fucking Kong. That's you never dreamt of that. No. And that's a way different type of success, man.

Board. It's just there. I don't get time last month. And it's weird. I do this, that Hong Kong Grimes, I tell you why I like this place. I like the comedy scene. I like to win to a comedy sink, because it reminds me of a porn comic that black comics. What's I mean, the current comics? She's a chick that does porn as a comedy.

I was telling porn says having two people fucking behind me and me doing like three minutes. Good love. I was just thinking about doing this. I was just thinking about doing this. I was just thinking about doing this. What if I did stand up and behind me, there's a bed, there's a chicken plow for three minutes and I just do a bit and then we fucking end the bit.

You too like something like something and you can see that guy fucking a chick. Yeah, I'll show his dick or his pussy. It's like like my cable. Can't you show like a guy's muffler while you're doing stand up with a suit and a tuxedo.

But that's seeing up there. It's just a bunch of young guys at the club broke their balls and now they have opened my seven nights a week. So if the club on a wouldn't have broken their balls, right, these kids won't have done that. You know, you have always been one of those guys that a lot of clubs in the beginning. You know, you were too dirty for a lot of clubs. That's why you worked at Dictality fucking room. It's because, yeah, but it's so weird. So when you represent them, I want to know those guys. I had a fucking Seattle underground was the one where I nurtured with Ron Reed in those days because that was a club and they accepted crazy people.

Yeah, but the first 18 months of my comic career, that was clean until I saw Lenny Clark's video. And then that started going on for a little bit. Really, 18 months? Yeah, because everybody put this fear of going to me. Man, if I used to wear like a nerdy suit and go up there and tell fucking jokes about whatever.

No, I couldn't convert when I was doing outside the stage to the stage. Yeah. It's funny how I had this conversation yesterday, but I got him Charlie Barnett. Yeah. When I watched Charlie Burnett, I really, really got it because he was the first guy. You know, people said, well, he's a one-trick pony. Okay. But at least he brings himself to Charlie Burnett was a stand-up comic. I watched him square park with Dave Shepel, as his fucking apprentice. Right. I said, fucking apprentice. Yeah. And then he did DC Cam. And then he did a couple serious seasons of Miami Viceroy beat up Don Johnson, because he was just crazy and nook man, whatever his name was. But he transformed who he was in the stage and the person to the to the screen, which is I always looked at, that's really fucking hard. And that's what I always wanted to do, not in the screen, but just to stage how to get Joey Diaz on the stage. I didn't really want people to see the real Joey Diaz. I always was ashamed of Joey Diaz, so I didn't really want to see Joey Diaz, so I worked clean, but then I watched that diced in again in Lenny Clark, because I got on stage because it diced. But the people are like oh, you don't want to be dirty because people won't give you works. I actually fell for that shit We all did and then I wore the suit like running Clark because I'm but I couldn't sell a joke in the suit even if I fucking wanted I couldn't sell it in a suit And that's where I eventually lost the suit You know, you just have to lose things and you just learn into a process, you know, and at the store, you know, I got it in the belly arm one That's where it came to me. Wheels was doing a show on a Thursday night at 11. There was like 13 people up there. And I was bombing anyway. And I remember I turned to my side. And for some reason I took myself back to a corner. I watched that movie with Al Pacino and about football. And he has a great speech for Jamie Fox one time. He brings him to the signing. He was listening. We got two minutes on the clock. We're going back to when you were a kid. Your mom just called you and said, then, you got one play left. Remember you used to run to the corner and make a left. Do the same fucking day. And he scored a tight start. And sometimes we forget about that. So what I did was I twisted my body around. And I put myself on the corner of the 78 in Kennedy Boulevard. Where I used to make fun of this guy with the limb. Look at that jab at the one eye. And that when it started. I stopped looking at them, and I remember who I was. I was letting them judge me with their eyes. And I turned that. And I never forget that. I remember going home and going, I'm on to something. And then little by little, I started being me more upon stage. It was real quick. And I stopped listening. The problem is we listen. Well, they won't do this unless you're clean. Oh, if you go for a showcase at the improv, you can't do this. You have to be yourself. And unless you're gonna be yourself, you'll never move forward. You'll never move forward and come. Yeah. You have to tap into this if you don't. And everybody did it. Everybody goes up there doing hokey jokes when they're beginning. It's no shame. It's no embarrassment. You do topical material and shit. But once you start comparing that topical material with what's going on in your life and you open that up, it becomes a monster. It takes a long time or it takes some people along to the others. But it's the work, Joe Rowan. It's always been the work, man. You know, I was watching Chappelle the unarmed stage. Jesus fucking Christ, Joe. I see the 30 years. I see your 20 years. But I see his 30 years. I see that six, a five-year difference. He looks at a joke really differently.

He's just always had a family club in 93 for men and pites. I paid. It was him next to Paolo. What an open mic. And he always had something like that.

And there's so much fun in the strip club. And now we're like a really cold strip club. We're rushing chicks. They had no hair. to had no heat, and the other comic took me in there if we got a lot. I learned it was, I was freezing in there. And that was a creepy, but it was a fun rascals. All those rascals. What was the do's name that ran it again? That was a beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair.

He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair.

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He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He had the beautiful hair. He called me that night. He owns a restaurant now in Jersey. Really? He goes to do some visit. The bus boys went in there going, oh my God, Joe Rogan was talking about you. Some young college kids are like as waiters or waitresses or whatever the fuck is good dude. Here's always a good dude. It's great to go on to the store now. and just sit in the back and watch comedy and not say a word. And watch like Leona, I watch Norm, I watch Tarzanio, and I watch Ron White, I watch that. You know, he's talking about, he should've taken the money now. Dave should probably, I almost fucking died, because I should've taken the money. Actually, I put my two feet down and taken the money.

Oh, I'm sure they've made him kind of offers to do that.

Yeah, sure. Chairman, can you look at Charlie Barnman on Washington Square Park?

I mean, it's, I've seen just a show red man, the gift.

Look at this. That's why I used to go to McSlawleys and get eight volumes for $10 and three mugs for a dollar and bring it back to the beginning, Jimmy, and put the volume up.

You're cutting me up, and I want you to know what you're talking about.

This has to be 85. Look at this thing. Damn, you can't see shit.

Just to show people what it was. I mean, this is a guy outside. Listen, the reason why you have a microphone is for control. Yeah, he had no microphone. He's still fucking control. You didn't see them. I mean, he got to the point where people were going down there. This was by like a college and my friend was a junkie and I was like 16 and he used to go come over to city with me by some volumes. I go into the park and get heroin. And wait for me at the bar. He would get me served. He'd get me three mugs of woodwiser. And I'd sit there. He'd come back when the second mug was gone. He'd get my eight pills. I'd take two of them. And then he'd go shoot heroin. And I'd go fuck. And I'd go walk around the park. And I saw this. One time I saw this. And I was in shock. I'm like, I didn't like stand up. And I'm done. I'm a richer prior in George Call and David Brenner. And I'm watching this guy going, what the fuck is this? And next year when I sat down, I started getting all right. I watched it. And I asked around this and he's here every weekend or something. And this is what he does. Then he is later. I found that. But he would do that for four or five hours. But he would take breaks and they should sell. Coming as a young kid they should probably take the bus from DC as something and go up there and do little sets in between that's he died he died from the banging Yeah, he died from the hit. He's the real deal that he was the whole New York icon type fucking junkie. Yeah, he was a heroin guy, right? I don't know but it was just weird that he did I watched all those I didn't know that somebody had taped them. That's amazing

It was a black guy to Venice Beach all the time.

Do you have to do a show? Oh, yeah, yeah. He did the Milwaukee one for a bunch of kids and shot out in the tent, but did you ever do a little something summer fest? Like, I didn't know I'm in a bus one time for people like a Disney event. They called me up when I was in New York 75 bucks like for an hour. You know I'm the bus and go from sea caucus to New York and three climbers got to get up and do currently what a fucking bomb is that was a fine experience bro Jesus Christ does it gigs? I do a spot on New York comedy club one time and after I get off I probably got eight minutes dog and six of us just got off and I get off the stage and some guys like, man, you want to do my wife's birthday party? I'm like, sure. And he's like, what do you want? I don't know what he usually goes, I give you like 1500. I said, done. He gives me the address of outpying New Jersey, off 9W, you make the right bangle with cliffs. I fucking take a cab up down about the school of 1500. Me and you know me at that time I'm looking, I'm still looking for persons. I was still a half of a little fucking clapped up. So like you ready to go? Yeah, where's the microphone going? There's no microphone. You gotta go over by the pool on the other side of the pool. There's rocks and stand on top of the rocks. Stand up calmly. I thought they were 80 yards away from me. I'm up there telling Godzilla jokes. I slow death of death. I'm going to get off. I was so embarrassed. Oh, that the guy's like, listen, I only got like 900 cash. You want to check it. I don't know. I just give him 900. I don't take it. I picked that in my house and I walked. I started walking somewhere. I hitched, I picked me up. Me, them dropped me at the bridge and I walked all the bridge and got like an eight ball of coke on his own barrister.

Yeah. Godzilla would never attack New York City. Okay. Because can you imagine Godzilla coming out of Hudson and going, wow. Awesome. All the pollution and shit. He got like this and go back on the wall. horrible. That was my big joke. That was my big joke. That was it. That was it I thought that was and you know at that time the Puerto Rican something happened with the Puerto Rican Navy they bumped into a They bumped into a barge, like some Puerto Rican cruise boat, bumped into a barge, and a New York side, and they broke the barge, so I would be on the boat at a time. Everybody had a jump into the fucking water, and that was the joke I said, you know, glass twos, then New York, a bus full of Puerto, a cruise boat, a Puerto Rican's hit the thing. 40 Puerto Rican's in the Hudson. That's nothing new. That was my other big closet. That was it.

Listen, they couldn't clean the Hudson.

They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. They wanted to clean it. Well, exactly with a shot that bar used to go in and buy little bottles of blackberry brandy for us when we were kids. And they retid all that shit down there. Have you seen that in New York? No. That is beautiful fucking now. That's why it's stay now. I stay in Edgewood. I take the ferry over. How long does that take? The ferry? 10 minutes. I take the ferry over. I jump in my fucking cab. I go to the 20th street. I do Gotham. I do the stand. I take the cab back to the ferry.

Every day. People do it every day. How many people is a matter of time to get the car? I gave the car a lot of people, but I gave the car to Ari.

You can try the horse with a Hudson dog.

Yeah, I love New York, but. They're taking that city down, eventually. You don't need to be a genius or a scholar or an astronaut. It's stupid Joey Deism. You pull up to make him tell another guy's and full fucking gear with Nazi helmets, fucking machine guns under their arms and dogs, and they go up to every fucking card dog and it's fucking 50 of them. the bridge as you see him everywhere. When I went to take my wife to the tree and to sex with him, you could see them on the fucking snipe as I'm on the fucking roof. Hey, fucking right. And when you're walking around with your, you like, I could see this. They're really going after the bridge, like my friends were, oh, Gina, they work a whole book and all those guys. And when I did the, the, whatever fact right now, I guess all these cops have to do details because they want to take that bridge out though. And they want to take that fucking bridge out. And that tunnel, that's going to be a nightmare. Well, I was walking around in New York out to you. I could see it. I could see how it could go down. And that's a big city with a lot of fucking people, Joe Rodin. It's tough to control all those people in that area, you know?

Just what they want for that fucking shit. Incredible. We were an edge wall that just driving around, and we saw this thing. The next day I go ask around, Terry, going on the computer like two days later, she's like, oh my god, just to move in there, they want to have a melt. And then whatever your mortgage is, it's 1,700 flat, just for maintenance fees. Yeah, a lot of that. A lot of maintenance fees. Maintenance fees are about 1,700. And that's what if you don't use the gym or the pool or the garage, if you use all that stuff, there's another 1,800, 90,000. Fucking free. This fee, you got to buy the water from them. She goes, it was fucking crazy at the end of the day. You got to motherfucking apartment. That's all you got. You called it Kando. What ever fuck you want to call it? It's a fucking apartment, my friend. And yeah, you got the view of the Manhattan skyline. That's what you're paying for. Good for you.

Well, the drive will make sense to hit and hit. Let's say if you're hitting, let's say you live in Brooklyn. You got to take the train in to make your man out and something like that. You get used to that. I think the towel is like a Brooklyn or something like that. But even if he just takes a train in, you do four or five spots. He does the cell of the stand, you know. Yeah. You do a couple spots and get back on your train.

It's all right. The cabs are getting easy to get. I got a cab every time I want it this time. Yeah. Real competition. Zero to 100, bitch. Lift. Mm-hmm. You ever take Uber yet? I take it one time. I take a black one time to it.

In 93, I lived in New York and I would get up at 7 and go into the city. I lived in Cliffside, but I worked in New York. I'd go into New York and bum around and then sometimes I'd take a shower at the gym. I joined the boxing gym and I just would go there for a locker. Basically I would hit the bag a little, I didn't know what I was doing and I would fucking just go out at night. And I remember sometimes I wouldn't take a shower at the gym at 6, like I was busy. and I get home at 11 and I take a shower and you'd see what would come out of my hair. And I'd just be walking around Manhattan, guys. I didn't go anywhere. I'd just be walking around Manhattan and cabs doing this, dropping off packages. It was you could see. I didn't do anything. Presidue, it was this darkness like it was like Jesus Christ. What a fuck have I been. Yeah, used to it after a while, but it really stuck with me like just walking around Manhattan. Six to seven hours would do this to me like it really we get more blackheads there My hair like when you wash it you would see the fucking dirt like just not real but a lot of dirt But you see that you have something on your skin Let me ask you this.

That's all these people were buying this shit. That's how much I want to eat and I am. For years, you're going to a place in these coasts. And you always had a rose in the tube. Yeah, it's crack pipe. I didn't know that.

Yeah. And they said, right? How many stars do you go in here? You're like, a rose, little by a rose. I'm fucking crackhead with that.

How crazy is that? That's the people right there. Yeah, then it's just a beauty about paying a nickel and getting an attorney and seeing what I'm going. How can I sell this? But a flower and it's fun. It's beautiful. You believe Brian. I'm fucking 40 when I found that. I'm supposed to be the king of swathes. I'm fucking great.

I had to be honest with you guys when I saw him. I didn't know who the fuck he was.

I didn't know who the fuck he was. When you saw him in real life and Woody Creek, right? Yeah, I saw him. I didn't know who the fuck he was. When you saw him in real life and Woody Creek, right? Yeah, I saw him. I didn't know who the fuck he was. When you saw him in real life and Woody Creek, right? Yeah, I saw him. I didn't know who the fuck he was. When you saw him in real life and Woody Creek, right? Yeah, I saw him. I didn't know who the fuck he was. When you saw him in real life and Woody Creek, right?

That was the first book that Arthur was. I didn't even know what an author was at that time.

Yeah. Like to put him in the hole where he was playing golf with a gun. So he was shoot the balls to put him in a hole or something like that just shit that it was You know, I was living a snow mass village and I was hearing different rumblings. I was still 19 or 20, so I don't know if I was allowed in that bar that much. I was just going there with Kno, my man Kno got weed. That was it. That was his name was Keith Corn. And he would take me to Keith Corn. His life's mission was to get the best weed in Colorado. And I told him, from now on, you get back a weed knock on my dog. Give me the 40 bucks. So he would come to me and go, there's a sky, and would it create? He's got this weed, it's killing people. We've got to go down for it to have it. It was Hunter? I know that was Hunter. I thought that was something. One hundred first wash or something that was selling weed there was something. How far was that from when you were living? Maybe 10 minutes down, snowman's village hell, and then go a loop around and then go into what he creaked. So you lived in Boulder, any lived in Aspen? I lived in a town called Bassoarth, first. And right around the corner from Goldie Horn and Motherfucking Kurt Russell. I'm the river. Damn. Whatever river that was.

Bassoarth is a... a little. This is Route 82, which is one of the most dangerous. He's talking about entry. So it goes north and south. This is Aspen, right straight ahead. You have to go up three miles to go to Snowman's village and then you have to go over here to go to Woody Creek. Okay. But the salt was down here about 40 minutes from town and you had to go up and up a hill and that hill. This was there was maybe a gun store and a restaurant but there was a place. I had never thought it was a New York City fucking kid and when I first saw this I got addicted to this worst-in-go game. I would walk from the short every day and walk from Holland Hills. That's where I lived. In fact, Dean Kane had a home that walked up. And back there, you go in there and you get to get a bro. The best idea of it. All right, smoke, home, bro. The girl next to me was growing, home, bro. And she cut it with a scissor. And they got me more high than they should. I'm paying fucking 54 now. This shit was fucking deadly. I was 18 year old kid and I would walk. I'd give this guy $7 and he'd give me a fishing pole. And I'd throw it into the roaring creek. And after two minutes and idiot, I blinded more on to catch a trap. And he come over, you say, I got some. And he come over and he'd help you. Oh, shit little trout. He'd take it off for you. Cook it and then cook it and then give you potato salad, bread and beans. And you'd have your own fish that he grill up for you. Really? Right there. 1983. I was hooked on that. I wouldn't even get a job. I took all my savings and I would go there. That was my exercise to walk down there, get a fish and walk home. Walk down there, get a fish. And then the animals would come on when we'd be squat. We were squatting to dead lives and fucking cleansed my roommate. That's a they're in their if shooting deep ball shooting deck. I didn't when he beat it chop up. There was amazing. That's all I it was. I never heard that and I'm over here is old snow mass and they used to have a gas station there and the guys from New York. So it was always New York time in there. So bizarre and he sold savor at hot dogs there in 1982. There were that much New Yorkers. But that's why I saw Goldie Hawn and that little girl for the first time. That little girl was just a little girl when I used to see her at that gas station.

Yeah. And Old Snowmass had another road that went this way. And this is a tremendous story. There was a, because all this at the time, in the 80s, with Kingpins. A lot of Kingpins lived there. And that's where they go. They had this cocaine and Kingpins, a white guy. I lived there, not to Grable, that we discussed early on your show. This other guy. and the feds are trying to get them so they fucking put cameras on all the you know all street things to watch them they fucked up and they tapped into the cable TV so his house was being shown to everybody on their TVs so Joe Rogan went home put on channel 2 and it's me and my living room smoking a joint watch and that fucking guy sued the government for fucking gazellians because they didn't know how to reverse that. This is an asking that for channels. That's hilarious. One channel too, and all they play was Charles Bronson movies. I was in heaven because at the holiday in an aspen right there by the airport, Clint Eastwood would go to every night and get drunk. Really? So every month. In night bra was a kid. What year was this? This is 83. I'm a kid. And the rumor was, oh yeah, those go the hard day in. And Clint East would be at the bar of Tranken. And bra, everybody would say, I was too young to go to the fucking bar. I was dying to meet Clint East. What are you fucking kidding me? Wow. But I couldn't go. And it was just dog. This was just a complete different fucking city.

Aspen just had this lure. Look, like, let's lure. Aspen's a great place. It's a great place.

Tom's a rich white people. We might get bored. They fucking did you see this? Different now. We yesterday, they were talking about some that chick was in Vegas. The chick was just talking about Goldie Horn. Right. Her ski instructor, she gave her a horse. Hudson, Tay Hudson? No, but the mother. Goldie Horn. Gave her skiing instructor Mercedes-Benz for Christmas. Oh, shit. They give you cars. You know what I'm saying? Like that's how they roll up there. But it's an evil fucking like Ted Bundy was up there. Ted Bundy killed people in snowman's village at that hotel. Really? It's Ted Bundy escape from the Aspen jail. This place has a really weird way.

Florida Colorado Seattle Jesus. This is a really weird part of Colorado. And I've told you before that, in 84, asthma is the cocaine capital of the country. All that coke was getting shipped up there for all these hunter-thoms and types. Jack Nicholson, all these motherfuckers were up there then. How weird that they all decided to go there? No TMZ. No cameras and they can get that dick. So there was a proper patty bagaddies that had a swimming pool right in the middle. So people would be fucking pumping and the middle of a fucking pump they jumped in the pool with their clothes on.

He asked Ben Klobs. Fucking, what's his name? How the huge club up there? You know the guy what's that the guy that sings about that tequila wasted away again Jimmy Buffett Jimmy Buffett had a club called the paragon up there biggest bomb and west coast like nine fucking rooms bro really huge the paragon over the paragon where these apartments were the employees stayed and I became friends with one of the waitresses and that's why I fainted from a bomb hit one time the bomb hit I fucking fainted I was sitting on the balcony talking shit. I don't do it. And also I'm mixing all that wake him up because it's so thin up there. That's where the air is really fucking thin.

I was in the hall when I first moved up there. All right. The one that put me over the top was Kabloonix. Kabloonix restaurant was a restaurant. You had a car and make a reservation and you had a meeting with a certain location and park your car. And then you got on a sled and dogs pulled you to the restaurant.

Oh, shit. I want to go here. And you had two seedings. You had a 730 seeding and a 930 seeding. That's how the only way they do it. And then they pull you out there and sledge mush and the day far they take you on a sled. Couple miles. Couple miles. But as a daytime, you go up there and see how them, they train the dogs. So the daytime it became a different tourist attraction. Really cool. And then you go over a place called Independence Pass. In the penless passes when you think you're a bad mother fuckers, in the penless passes only open three months a year. It's only open from June to two, a second week of September and it cuts your time from Denver to Aspen by like an hour. But it's only open three months because it's a two-lane road that not a lot of people could handle. One time I went down and had a big tough friend from Jersey sat in the back and ducked and got on the floor. He could handle it. It's that scary job road. If you do a lot of my call come over, but at the end of end of Pendant Road, on the other side, they had the black wolf hair. And you went in there, you rented a room, and the lady had a wolf's black wolves everywhere. And in the black ones, five ones. And the morning, that's what you, at night, that's all you hear is how, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, who That's a great, you know, now it's all chains. You know, money has really taken over.

Is that what they did in the shining? No, the shining is the other place where it's the most. That's the most visited spot in the country. People think it's a grand canyon, but it's really as to spark Colorado. Really? Because you bend over and that they're doing something with that hotel, the Stanley hotel. That's the best brunch on a Sunday in the country like the brunch there is known to be like Fucking outrageousness where they shop the shiny Yeah, it's a Stanley hotel. They doing something that they're really going to take that part of the whole talent turning into a museum for the shining they're doing something that they're going to make a real maze you know that yeah, there's maze of bushes Right, which I make the right one.

Yeah, take a look at the independence pass. It's a scary fucking road

No, this is a bird. This is 82 to ask. So I guess you're starting. Wow, it's changed a lot. Look at those fucking trees.

This is where it gets going. Right there, where you go. And it gets even thinner at parts.

You know, it was so wild that here I am. Then I lived there, you know, 83. And then I left back to, I went back in 85. And that's when I really got into trouble up there. But it was so weird amongst all this beauty that was this fucking cocaine trade.

Three days. That's how you got quantum plan though. You did, yeah.

And they came in and they're like, wow, are you smoking? Am I doing it? I look like I'm fucking smoking. And she goes like, I wonder what's that this all? So the whole time I'm like, they're gonna throw me in fucking jail when I get to the airport.

I couldn't catch me. I couldn't smoke in the role.

You made your own evidence against yourself. The video's gone. Right. Deetra. Uh, they uh, I was like, this is where I was in my family. So I couldn't blow the smoke because the side sucks it in a merciless smell. Oh, so I just got a merciless guy. Yeah, I was fucked. Cause listen, I'm gonna tell you something. No, it has clipped up. Oh, I don't shunt her.

Oh, I got everything now. Oh, okay.

I just put it in my sleeve. I got the fucking thing. I was going to bring you guys. I left them.

Yeah.

The fucking I'm kind of keep it on a deal. I'm jizzled on the way. Jizzled? I'm the way there. I didn't even know that at all because I was worried about my kid. The other way back I'm like, fuck it six hours.

I didn't even stop me doing that. I wasn't fat in that building with the iPod on us. I really couldn't hear it. And I'm hitting this pipe. And I'm like, I just tries to suck this motherfucker's head and good. It's fucking smoke every inside his back. And all of a sudden, I can't hear it. And I see them like going and I'm like oh shit so I flush I did piss because I was hitting that while I was pissing I pissed and I fucking put them my pocket out and I have a lap and she goes do you smoke in here and they're like it doesn't smoke I go no The fucking, I don't know what happened. I banged up against the thing.

And I fucking sat down. I thought they were going to throw me in jail. I gave my wife the car keys. I said, just in case they arrested me. I don't know where I'm. They even said, thank you for coming on. Your daughter was great.

It depends if you have a good version of them or see the promise. They're straight out of China.

There's one blow up in a mall. That's why I saw. Yeah.

You don't want to take the chance. They might shoot you before the grenade goes off. And your world is going to be fucked up. They're going to put cowboy dick in and take up in the mountains and rub maple syrup on you and tie it to the tree and fucking bake you. And then stab you to death. I'll see how much you fucking love all after that motherfucker. Listen man, I told you a thousand times. There's some real crazy gun loving Americans. and the mountains of Colorado. Oh yeah. I'm talking and then they're not malicious. None of those malicious. I know good white Americans in Colorado that are waiting at their house right now. They're building weapons to kill fucking Taliban's and shit like that. I know them personally. I know one guy. I call them from a fucking throw away phone because I know they got the taps on this motherfucker. This guy 20 years ago showed me grenade launches in his fucking garage. I can't imagine what he's got now. Every time I call, I send them Christmas cards from a different address. I really like studio city and ballet to them. I love him. His first name is Fred. That's all I could tell you. I just got to do that to my chair. This guy taught me everything about he was a fucking weapon. You know, I was over there when they just talking. I go, you ever seen a movie square face? That's a great gun he had at the end. He just looked at me and went, he looked at his wife. He was doing a favor. And he's on the other room for a second. She's like sure. She's like a nice white lady. He's like, oh, I showed Joey some. Just lady got her. He pulled over his couch. And what he got on to that couch. The Scarface gun was as little as gun. Do you understand me? That's Scarface gun. That was his fucking appetizer to kill people. This guy had so many things. And he started ratting himself out. That he was in Vietnam. He started showing me the pictures and the ears and the cards, the deck of cards. They put on people and all that shit and how it's like. And he said, if you want to go shoot some time on a take and that was the beginning of a friendship dog, he taught me so many little things. He knew how to fucking kill people. He could kill somebody in Mars right now. He's his new. He's his new. He was amazing in shit. This guy knew. You want to kill somebody in Mars? I got the angle. He wanted to fucking. You know, it was just something from another planet, man. He would take me on the weekends. I'd have to buy from my own bullets and shit. But all the other shit we shot. I can't tell you this shit we shot.

What about when I hugged the doctor? Yeah, I hugged them one time. Yeah, it's true. I was like, what the fuck? He's like, oh yeah, I don't even know what would have this fuck.

I think everybody should get a taste of it to just know. That bro, we're fucking soft. Yeah. We're fucking soft. We're fucking soft. We do what we have to do. We were talking about this before like when I went home with Mercy and I took it to a park when they had told you and fucking it was cold out. My wife said, put the jacket on. Fuck no. Like the fucking jacket off and no gloves either. That's a climb and shit. When I say, but a hands are freezing. Look at what she's living out out there. It was soft. Yeah. You know, we're just talking about that. When you go on that ferry, what do you think when that ferry stops in February? When it's 10, 10 below in Manhattan? No. And you know, once that sun goes down, it's fucking brutal on that goddamn ferry. Yeah. And you just make a word. You know, but we forget sometimes, listen, man, how hard do you fucking work? How hard do you work when I first met you? You just work smart enough. You still put in the hours. You just work fucking smart enough. When I met you, you used to do news radio and then go to the fucking store and hang with me till midnight. Which I know fucking joke, my friend. Coupled Friday night, you would shoot from 12 or 11 and you wouldn't get out of the news radio till 10. And I don't know what you were making on the news radio, but the character was you still came down into your $15 spot. and you follow whoever and you were fucking happy and that's work ethic and you know how many times you talk to a comedian they tell you things aren't going their way and you say okay what have you been doing lately and they tell you and you're like are you fucking kidding me are you fucking kidding me you know how hard work goes into being a top notch fucking comic what would we just talk about Dave Chappelle being at the store how old is Ron White didn't he follow media night the fucking store this is there's a guy that's a millionaire you still fucking out there every fucking night man It's why he's still dead. I look at these fucking kids and they tell me I'm tired. What fucking tired are you talking about man? What fucking tired are you talking about the first time I slept and I got no reason why it was when I got locked up at 27 before that I wasn't sleep three hours here on a couch in between coke rocks and You know, whatever, sleep out in your machine. There's no sleep out in your machine. You just rough it out then. You know, but now people want to do this in my life. You got to put in the fucking I was, you know, I read the Rolling Stone article, you know, and then show you put in the I was Joe Rogan. It showed a lot, you know, I read that article on my, this is a beautiful article. But there was many ways that didn't show all the reasons why I loved you. And that's because of your work, I think. Well, I thought that when you moved to the town, because when I got here, when you moved to the town, you got a TV show. You stopped going to the store. That's the impression I got. He started working harder. He started working harder, man. And that's why I got it from. I finally realized, you know what? When you called down to the store, you got a call in coast to coast. You got a call in Sunday to Sunday. And you got to see what, and if it's five nights a week, I mean, guys, we leave the store three in the morning, man.

you know it's funny because I talked about this last week and this is something that again wasn't an interview did you know I was all right so I got funny in 2000 and then I got a few minutes before that and then I got stuck and then you got stuck and then I had to talk with somebody I had to talk with the black dude who used to teach me one hop window As silly as this was, you know, one of them goes and off shooter camp, oh, it's a line and this is the cascus, what's his name, the cascus. Mark the cascus? This is his father's first student. He's two black guys and father. Was this in here or here? And he was saying that. You know, he does this thing. And he goes, I really, I really started getting into martial arts when I started teaching. You know, that's the complete different story. And he goes, did you ever consider teaching stand up? I was like, go listen to me. And I went home. I thought about what he was saying to me. When we got to the store, when I got to the store, you know, the first week I became a regular, like the third night I got into a fucking beef. And I could name four times I got into beef with those older jealousy type comics.

I'm gonna say them the one time in the man room one time. Oh shit with the glass and then in the fucking original room when there was no booze the guy broke the bottle. Okay, yeah, and I I remember Thinking that I'm a man. Then you had Charlie Hill, who would fucking pull your side and go smithing? A man. I had belly last when you were on stage and I hang in with it. I know you have no hard time here. I know it's, you know, 135 in the morning and you're going up, but it's gonna pay off for you. Allen Stevens put me in fucking arse opposite James Coburn in my idol. We were just talking one day and he goes, you really like James Coburn? He's scheduled to do arse. I'm gonna get you on a dog. You know what that does to your insights. But you had these scumbags. And I remember again, I thought to myself, I'm not going to have to do something with this. But if I ever do, I'm going to be nicely skits. Yeah. When I go to the store now, it's hugs with the young kids. It's all encouragement. I get in and out of there. I don't want to be that old pervert or that old guy that's given his butt. No, no, no, no. I look in the eye and put my hand back and I say, hey man,

So I made, and you don't want me to tell you something. It's made me 100% better comment. Oh yeah, a hundred. Being, you know, Tony, those young door guys, you know how hard it is to be a door guy and sit there and say hello to people in your heart. You want to do the same thing. Guys, I don't know how many times I went home at night, five years in the county. I cried myself to sleep. I'd circle just the laps. I'm just left. Sure. New newspaper?

Backpages, all the clubs. And I would sit there and circle the clubs that I was some day going to perform. I'd see how to learn the ground. The punch line of that land. The last stop. What was the other one? What was the one where Ralphy fell through the stage? That was crap. That's Maria? Yeah, that's a true story. That the stage was that club was legendary in Houston. What do you before the last stop? The other way that Houston, if I was another one, that was the fucking great name. That was just clubs that had names like the insignia for Seattle was a building, the Seattle thing and it was time and I'm like, one damn I'm gonna fucking play that. and then after three minutes between the cocaine and who the fuck I was deep down inside, I would just break down into tears and well I'm never gonna be good enough to play those clubs. Why would I say that to myself? This is just a fucking pride dream, you know, I'm not doing this shit. So now to be up there with these guys, the United Joe Rogan almost went on, you know that Joey Diaz, the old Joey Diaz, when Adam came over and said, hey man, you motherfucker, hell goes up. I said, fuck no, before you, I said, fuck no. The old Joey Diaz, we got fucking salt in me, put them, they should power them, like if I was somebody. And I get my car and leave. Here's the guy we just leave. Fuck you. I was like, no, man, Joe Rogan wouldn't leave. He fucking sit it out and get up there and and Joe, I had such a fucking good time at that. Why can't you shut up? Like I learned something, man. But this thing we're going through isn't about podcast. It isn't about nothing right now. It's about, you know, I did the belly room last night. Oh, well, that's Wednesday. Oh my god, 1115, the dollar show. Yeah, the dollar show sold out that night. I told you I couldn't do yours, but I could do the late one. I left there feeling like I won the Academy Award because I helped these young kids like I made their young kids. They hug me. They offer me weed, you know, that way just sucks dick. You know, I don't know. It made me feel, you know, I didn't get, I didn't take no money. I didn't have $15. It wasn't about that, man. It was about doing some with these young guys and these young guys looking at you differently. and letting them know that hey man, I ain't no better than you. And someday you're gonna be way better than me. I just watch you. It's that you're a writer, man. You're a bad motherfucker. That has made me a way better comic than doing open mics and doing me. There's now I see it from a different angle. I love comedy again. I love watching it. But I like watching the young guys of the store. That's some fucking goofy fuck.

I love doing all my heart be making a sound too good. They got rid of the shit heads up there. okay let's let's eliminate the internet you're a sweet guy and that's why I love you to death but let's be honest they got rid of the pure shit up there pure shit they payment that store and they're no longer there there's such shit they won't even show their faces no more because we called them out on it They turned something beautiful into shit. That was our fucking home. That was our camaraderie. That was my base. That was everything to me, man. That was everything to me. And one day some fucking guy came in and some fucking don't comic started putting a shit in his fucking head. And that motherfucker don't go to a comic store no more. And let's get out of the way. Capital Rulo suck my dick. That's what you get for being a control your fucking life. That's what you get. You and Tommy can both suck my dick. Merry Christmas. And don't let me see you at this corner more. Capital Rulo, you fucking fact it. I found that about a ton of shit. Fuck that motherfucker. That's why I woke up when they put on Twitter. You're a cunt. And that same guy had to put him up in the main room and he froze when he saw me. Then he had to follow you and he was calling the fucking club to tell him not to put you up to wait till he got there. So when I found that out, that was it. Every time I see him at the store, I just glare at him. I'm going to get fucking what's his name? The kid with the diabetes and crazy. How do you know that for sure? Because I find that little fucking things. I know everything pops up. That's my job, okay? That's my job. You don't see him dying no more. What's that expression? You won't be seeing him grow more when they go to Michael Callioni when he's making the thing. They wouldn't have my party and the fact guy looks on me. You don't be seeing him no more. And Sunny looks on me. Okay. And he dips the bread and massage. It was Tommy. It was not even a podcast with Skagel. Did you listen to that psycho? Oh, I was fucking more honest than following a podcast. Psycho. That's what the problem is. These fucking psychos have taken over clubs and they give clubs a bad name. And then, you know, you don't want to play that club anymore. The comedy store is the best club in the fucking universe. There's Martians up there and Mars planning a fucking visit just to go to the comedy store because there's something about it. even with those old guys when we were gone there there was something about it. We had each other bro. We had each other. We had little thing in vices to sell on the stairs and cracked jokes and barris and all those guys down barris. Who does he fucking insult? Nobody down barris is the salt of the communist or after midnight. There's just certain people that made the communist do.

Oh, no. This is what really happened at the store. You put a bunch of shit ahead fucking comics at a great place and they poisoned it for years. And look at the energy of the store now. The proof is in the pudding. I'm not talking nothing out of line here. I'm not saying nothing out of line here. Tommy's gone. Cap is gone. That's it. The store was fucking beautiful. You had a couple of this small guys that would sit there midnight throwing fucking witchcraft on other good comics. Fuck you. I hope you're bomb. I hope he doesn't make it so I get a stupid fallout set. They're all fucking gone. That old wood that would sit there and you get in the spot tonight. Man, I wish Joe Rogan was my friend making little remark. They're all gone. It's over. It's a positive, calmly fucking, I even know. I only go down every time's a week out of respect. because I don't want to be that old pervert guy, sitting around with the waitresses to up in a young college. I'm a comic. I go get my work out. I get my car and I leave. I love to be able to hang out there for two hours, but I can't. But it's done. I already was there. We were giggling in the hallways. Look at what happened here. And I wonder if we start this comedy that podcast with Chappelle, goofing on Steve Renazesian, and they all had a great fucking time.

It happens and you make mistakes and that's it. But the point is we're fucking back.

No shit. I think shit heads go to go in and there's a force now. That's an anti shit head fucking force and it keeps him up. That's a truth man. That's the fucking truth. Everybody's super cool up there. The other night I was starting to get a mini anxiety attack. Do you know that? No adabos, no, no, no. I was starting to get a mini anxiety attack. And as I was walking through the stairs of the store, I heard Donnie. And I looked, I was Sarah Tiana with a hat on. And my anxiety went away, but they just gave me a different toy.

Well, I just know a guy's name. Because I was going to cut it out. I won't put in a great one of the bananas. I don't give a fuck or somebody gets mad at me. I'm saying, I'll call your Romero to fucking handle things for me now at this age.

Yeah, I see him here. Deep down inside he wishes you fucking get hit by it. No, we only look up.

Yeah, he was a magician for years.

Yeah, I gave up on him. Yeah, Stu couldn't do that shit. It was top, but no, I appreciate magic.

And we saw just saw like one second ago what cards they were and then we'd turn them over like in front of us going with the fuck it's impossible how'd you do that they go last magic was legit a Gabriel's Christmas party had a magician there and the motherfucker came up to me I was eating by the way Lucille's barbecue on Long Beach they fucking around though those baby backwards as strong as that Well magician came and he showed me and Steve some on the card got to get up on that microphone He showed me and Steve Simone the card and then he won like this. He did something and he told the lady over there. Take out your sleeve. The card wasn't a fucking sleeve. I can't figure out what that fucking shit. She worked for him. Just know it. Some fucking managers, some stupid. It was fucking crazy.

You see a good pick pocket, though. Yeah. only videos not a person you played pool you ever see people pick back a people for living they bump in here it's a man yeah the whole family they do it in teams have you watched that movie focus yeah now not in a Academy of Warwin movie anybody's focus which one's focus is Will Smith and some watching and he they run a scam of going like new Orleans with the Super Bowl and how it work goes down and they take everything they shoplift everything they fucking thing and it goes on eBay so let's say they steal fucking brilliant and this is how it works guys they bump into red van because my friend's mom used to do it they bump into red van they take it They take just the credit cards. They put the wallet back. They have people at restaurants that when they take your wallet. When you give your credit cards and the people, they take it and they have a thing and they go like this, then they sell it back to a little smit. So at the end of the day, a little smit has all these credit cards. Now he starts buying stuff online. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, then they get it and they put it on eBay and they sell it at a third of a cost and that's how people get all that shit right. And it just went right. But forget about all that. Dog, do me a favor, watch them on the fucking movie. for the scene. There's a scene they do with. You see, a little Chinese guy that plays gay on SVU. He always comes in and the child suffers from a dementia. He's been in a lot of shows. It's a lot of movies. Don't watch him in this movie. One scene. One scene. They do like a game. He's like the world's biggest gambler. He bets on anything. Like he'll bet on anything. Like what you're losing, Tyson, and the whole hustle. But when this guy is doing it, they play sympathy for the devil. And you think the movie's taking you somewhere else, you're like this, another fucking Chinese guy is the devil. Because he's so smooth, Joe. He plays the obnoxious Asian, that's filthy rich, has a sports box, and a fucking three-hot, young, fucking Asian is waiting for him to suck his dick, to meet everybody's drinkin' down, or whatever, even better than dumb. And he's brashin' shit. He's one of the, right there.

Look at the young freak waiting for him. Look at the young freak waiting for him. Look at the young freak waiting for him. Look at the young freak waiting for him. Look at the young freak waiting for him. Look at the young freak waiting for him. Look at the young freak waiting for him. Focus. Is it in theaters? No, I watched what was it. And I fucking got hooked on that scene. I had to take it home and show my wife. She's like, Jesus, he's fucking good.

Where's your phone, Sam? He's 60. No, he's 50. 55.

He fits the motherfucker and built. Yeah, yeah, he's a bad motherfucker. He's been in a lot of movies.

So you go there like, hey, so go to nine o'clock. Wait, watch me. So I had to be there like by the eight 40. And I get stuck there Sunday mornings when I looked at my left bro. And there'd be three hot motherfucking bitches. And that little freak of us like, maybe she's the hook. She'll suck my dick for 40 hours. And also, she did look at you. And that's where you could tell that have you do the trainees bro. You just step on that fucking gas.

There's a transgender hookman having a dick.

It's so crazy for me to even comprehend. I'm like, I don't fucking know what they even thought anymore.

She was trans. She did the whole operation. She was a comic. I told you, but the problem was, her head was too big. So that's where you fuck up right there. That if you take the transgender, they cut your dick and they do all the other things and that your feelings change, but your head remains the same. So her balance was off. I'm not Kenya. I'm not lying to you. I mean, it was something sorry.

She was happy. She was half Japanese. I have some read it. Read it. Oh, read it. Oh, whatever she was. Read it. Oh, whatever. And she ended up dying because she would fall because she was bad. Because I had this too fucking big. You only want to really add, you know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was at the moment of the day getting a picture with Santa Claus. I see young girls with tight pants on and heels. And I might carry why these women taking pictures of Santa Claus. Tires like they ain't women. Those are 15-year-old fucking girls. They were women, and I don't know. I couldn't fucking tell. I can't tell, man.

Listen, when I was 18, I didn't dig 18 year old women. So when I was 27, I didn't dig young women. They just make me nervous. They make me fidgety now. I just started getting comfortable. The reason I was going to back and sit by the waitresses is because I always feel embarrassed. I want everybody's eye on me. I don't want them to misunderstand things that fucking I tried to. You know what I'm saying? Right, right, right. I hate when I was at listen. When I was 20 and I go to a bar and I was snowing and having a good time. I'd see a 30 year old at the bar. I get fucking pissed. Like little punk ass bitch at a bar. You're too old guy. Go on. You know, never mind a 40 or 50 year old. My blood pressure really goes up. When I was like fucking 20 if I saw 50 year old dancing on a disco. Oh, my fucking, why is he here? Why? Why? I couldn't figure it out. That stayed with me for the rest of my life. So what I got to be 27, I already felt out of place in most places. Like, I was like, this people are looking at me. Like, I'm here to do something bad. Never mind now. And you have these young comers like Joey and they come and hug you. And I'm fucking lost. I'm like, listen, I can't do it. I just feel weird. I feel too old at the store. I feel old at the store, do you know that? Like a shame, so I just go. That's so weird. I sit on the freezer. I don't bother nobody. Why do you feel like that? I feel like. Oh my god, because I was about to sit that shit when I was 20.

Yeah. You were like, sometimes I'm driving. The waitresses have come out and go, can you give me a ride up to hell? Because they make the waitresses part all the way up, park all the way up and help. But by Crest Hill, they don't talk all the way up there.

Yeah, they walked down. And I'll drive the waitresses up there with both hands on the steering wheel, like looking straight ahead. Like, when they're like, good night, I'm like, good night. Yeah, I'm a fine dog.

You know, but what can you tell the waitress? I'm not going to give you a ride. Right. You feel like a fucking idiot, but sometimes like you leave and Joey, can you give me a ride up the hill and you're like, right? And the whole of that all that stuck broke bothers me like, I can't. I just can't last night on the way back from fucking mental. I can't lie to you. This is Christmas, right? I said, maybe there's a strip club. I meant to a strip club in 20 fucking years with Eddie. Last time I went to a strip club was with Eddie. When we went on Eddie's place, what was that? To a one? Yeah, probably a thousand. Right. That's the last time I've been in a strip club. I'm a fucking animal of a man. I don't even go to strip clubs. Last time I said, man, you go to a strip club. But there's between strip club, hungry and getting gas. I went and got gas and I went home and had a piece of fucking cheese and I went to bed, though. I'm scared of strip club. I fell right here. Pet you're fine. Do I want a strip club? I don't know. Get a jump.

I don't know, Joe. I'm just scared, man. I'm crazy woman at my age. I'm scared of crazy fucking women, man.

I love women. When you get, you know, when you get to be 50, you look at like 30 year olds and go, Jesus Christ. Just to baby. Yeah, that's just a fucking baby. She doesn't even know how good that pussy is right now. She has no fucking idea. You know, it's just so weird. So I don't know what a 14-year-old looks like was supposed to look like.

The young one. Definitely the Kardashian. It's a Kardashian. Yeah, well, mainly for sure. Kendall, Kendall, that's a man. Well, she done that every day she's on my Yahoo pages. Why are you showing my Yahoo page every day with some young black skinny kids?

Let me tell you something. I am mad at the fucking system, no more. I am mad at that fucking dirty girl. I am mad at that bitch no more. You know what, man? She picked the loop. She pitched her. I read the article about how fucking hat the other thing. She was making a million dollars an hour or something like that. I can't be mad at her, man. She made it. That's the American dream. How can I be mad at that? How can I be mad at that? She found the niche. She showed her pussy one time. She hasn't showed it anymore. It's like she shows her pussy every three weeks. She made a tape and she found a window. a little fucking window. Do I like it? Do I want to hang out with her and Kanye fuckin' on whatever? No!

I want to hang out with those people. But let's give credit what credit is doing, man.

That's a black boy from it. And he fucked the transvestite. And they got back together. She's one of the half-scurals or something like that.

She fucking wakes up in the morning and she looks at a thing and she'll ask Kanye, like, who's trying to be like, Who's trying to run the rousey watch this bear with in five minutes. She's trying to number one. She goes to try number one on Google. If you're trying to number one on Google, you're selling shit. She's selling boxes and hairdo's and a million dust. I waxed her mover and fucking, you know, whatever the fuck those are ideas have some fucking heavy duty pussy. Those aren't mean yet. There's no least in chicks. You have to shave that pussy three times with a double-edged razor and shit. You got that.

That's our meaning here.

I think they set up Lamarotum. They sent that. They sent the bad back to a place into Lamarotum. He wouldn't in there.

I like the 10 times on the road. It's on me. He's watching it. But it's not entertaining. And she doesn't amuse me. But here's my question.

Now, how long did that show belong to you because I'm on the spot? I'm on the spot.

Oh yeah. She's done it.

I don't know one Kanye song.

Jamie Kennedy, what's his name?

Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx. That's a great fucking song. I know that one, but nothing else. Like black Jesus.

Did you watch his inside the act of student? No. No, I want to hear it though. His grandma, his grandma, the raisin. Yeah. His grandma used to make him play a piano every day. Wow. And his grandmother, just he, he took every big movie experience that he had and related to his grandmother. The football movie, his grandmother, fucking raised him right. And his, but he, the piano one was the story, but the music and now he got Ray Charles. Yeah. His grandma used to make him play the piano just, you know, and then this thing at the story changes into Jamie Foxx. So they thought he was true.

You know, so smart. You see these guys in there that come and go and I read them. I can't stand when I see these people to the shams and all of a sudden they had part of this social thing and they're fucking terrible. But then you get some guy like him that put the work and I heard that when he was on a living college, still couldn't get an agent. When he was doing that fucking chicken, whatever he couldn't get an agent, they nobody would represent him, shit like that. That's crazy. That's fucking crazy. But, you know what, man, cream, woman's right.

Yeah, he would play that whatever man.

No, I can't. I can't dress up like a woman. It bothers my core. You're more Spanish, you had drives me fucking nuts. I never met this joke. I never got the joke. Like after I see you with the dress on, okay, now I gotta stand like this, like a fucking asshole. That's right. It's like if you go to a football game with a jersey on and your team loses, you gotta get back on the train with that stupid fucking shirt on. That's a long train right on me, dumb fuck. I've always been one of those guys. I ain't wearing those jerseys. You jack off. You seem losers. There you are. I was wearing like a fucking mobile there. That's hilarious. I can't commit. I ain't got that type of fucking commitment. Fuck you. I can't do it. That's why that's the dress thing. Like I've been to shows now. We want you to dress up like a dollar. It's not gonna work.

He's a powerful Patrick's way, he's a hero of a lot of movie I forgot about the end day, but I must think I caught it. How fucking good is that movie? A movie called revenge. with Anthony Quinn and the fucking bodyguard. What's his name?

The crazy one that he cheated on. Yeah. And then fucking Martin Quinn put a fucking beat on him. Yeah. But I go to revenge. The beaten that Anthony Quinn puts on. What's his fucking name? That's a good movie. That is a good one. It gets out of the hospital or what's his name gets out of the hospital. He teams up with Leguzama and they go to Sheem. He makes her a hooker. Maybe he cuts her face because you want to get fucked. I'm going to send you to a place where you get fucked every day. And he fucking slices her face. And they throw it through the hookah house. And they just come in and drug her and fuck her all day long. And then fucking, what does name has to come and save? I forgot all about that. I remember that. Look at Anthony Quinn, how bad as he was at 70. He was still spitting out kids in Mexico at 70. What's a name? I forget the girl.

Did. Stop! Madeline's stopped! Oh yeah.

It's a dark movie. This is a really fucked up movie. And Anthony Quinn, though, you know, his shit. That motherfucker was a real act. I do was a Mexican that played everything, a cowboy, a gangster. Yeah.

Anthony Quinn did a lot of good movies. Anthony Quinn did 110 across 110th Street. He did some of our pool. Didn't he play a pool and somebody? He played somebody. Oh, no, no, no, no. Who was the old guy in the house? Jackie Gleason? No, the other guy. The guy that was running the game.

What his daughter's a runaway, and she becomes a stripper, has the fine dude. She's gonna go for that porn star, right? She was a porn star, and he probably wants us some fucked-up shit lately on the road. I'm the road. You bump into some good fucking mood.

Well, a thousand thousand thousand pool halls in New York City.

Crazy. I got to ask you something. Are you coming next week's fight? No. Which one's next?

You do even go because when I ask you, you need to sound too enthusiastic about somebody. Maybe he's not even going to the fight.

fucking flying knees this time. Yeah, I mean, I love, I'm not saying that Carl's coming to the win, but I tell you what I like the most about Carl's coming in this corner. I don't really know Robbie's trainers are done on ATT, but they have an excellent game plan. When you fight for Winkle John, whatever, you go in there with such a great, and I didn't see it to the Hollywood fight. That's when I learned what game plan is to the Hollywood fight. Then I put together Jim John Jones fights and I basically thought the most about him against Diaz. How he fought Diaz. They always have a great game plan, Lincoln John, Smith, and it's how good you stick to it. And against Diaz, this motherfucker stuck to it. That's why he snuck out that victory. If he sticks to the game plan, whatever, they always have a great game plan. They review it and review it and review it and review it and review it. That's why Holly home did what she did. Even when Mom went for shit on her that she would usually get they knew her instincts. They knew what I forget what that word is. They knew what she was going to do and they worked and drilled and drilled it. She kept a hips low all those little things. I really don't know. I just saw the guy from George St. P.S. camp break down the video. And I thought about it. For us, and for us, a hobby. And I go, you know why she did that because they went over it. And they had a game plan. And they knew what her tendency was going to mean. And they worked on the anti-tenancy. And I thought back to his fight. And I thought back to like, maybe three of fucking John, John, John, John, John, John's fights. And I said, that's why I like about that camp. I've always liked that. Right. Really. And that's why I'm not saying I like them. But I'm saying in this particular fight. I'm just saying.

I want to ask you something. Are you gonna go see this movie concussion? Fuck yeah. You really want to see, I think I'm going to see it. Fuck yeah.

This car is flown under the radar. It's a good car. It's a great car, but nobody's really, I think, the holidays that can fuel, I don't know what it is, nobody's really saying.

No, this may not get me a little suspension. This McDonald's kind of bad. Is this Roy McDonald's?

I think they are testing you in competition mode or season mode. They do everything.

Don't become Trump. Van Delay has become Donald Trump or Brazil. He just says, who's he going to smack in the face? Yes, for the corner.

Every fucking month he says.

He made them nervous. He made people nervous. He was just making people nervous, I think. And he was silent.

But you saw something happen during the taping of that show. I don't know. Didn't need to do something. The coach somebody. Yeah, that's how long during that. He was a little. What happened? I don't know. Didn't he do like an ultimate fighter? I think so where he coached somebody yeah and doing that he was having moments I think he's fucking great you know I watched all the old footage the fight he was involved them with fucking great but I don't you know now what I read that yesterday I'm like you know Dana White sitting there going this guy says something crazy every month Yeah. If I was Dana White, I'd sleep at one eye and open to it. Because Van Delay, Silver, you never know what that was.

No, you never want to.

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Oh, yeah, they had a real problem with that.

Fuck it happens.

It's Christmas Eve, man.

Who you show with you? And I'm taking a week off like you do just to revitalize myself. Please vitalize, get that life notice. And I start the savage dad toward January 28th of mother fucker, Charlotte,

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