Transcript for #429 - Lee Camp

Why are the girls that work? They're so fucking hot because they know how to hire people. That's insane. They're way too hot. It's not fair. Because men will agree with them just to hope that they will say, yeah, and high five, you'll change your whole philosophy.

Praise the Lord. They're too hot. It's unfair. That's like hypnosis. You know, some of those, what's that woman's Megan? What's her name? The really angry one. Megan Kelly. She's so fucking hot. It's ridiculous. Where's she? Show me some Megan Kelly. This is, oh, this is, yeah, this is really cool. Play this because this is how I found out about Lee, but back it up. I'm sure you guys are going to have a lot more jokes for the rest of the campaign here.

This is the best. Watch this. He's on it. This is the best part.

Welcome. It's just for hot chicks in an outfit. Galactic lover. It's a book about Captain Kirk and Wade. But, come on, the fictional character Captain Kirk, too, by the way. Yeah. Not even William Shaft.

How about that you just, it was almost like it was scripted because you said that and they showed you the most insane stupid piece of shit.

It was perfect. You couldn't have been, what if they went to some series news and fucked you?

Oh, it's like completely proved your point. Like right away, I come on, man. How did Kirk at late? He just gave, they wrote that he got late. The writers made him get late. He's got a real guy. Yeah.

This is how we're aliens. There's two wars going on. The fucking tire banking system had to be bailed out by taxpayers money.

Do you think they have like a bunch of shit that they will throw out their like beach balls to distract? And they get like they get it from the CIA every week. They have to start checked. They just have to send it like this. This is what we want you to talk about this week.

No.

No. You know, I mean, I don't believe that it is. I don't believe I think I tend to think that it's more incompetence than than it is conspiracies.

They don't care about the news, but I think in general, like even the most of what we think of as being this big gigantic conspiracy with our government and the media is more incompetence and horish behavior than anything. just their prostitutes, their prostitutes themselves out because that's the way they got the good assignments, they got the good places, they got the big ratings.

Yeah, and even guys that you see be kind of like rebels like Harald Rivera. Harald Rivera was kind of a rebel at one point. Yeah. Yeah, you know, he was the guy that had Dick Gregory on TV and showed us a Pruter film for the first time.

I think on his shelf, someone hit him in the head with a chair. He might not even been trying to hit him. It was just a melee, and I think a chair went flying, and he got his nose broken, and he was fucked up, but then he was so excited. He looked like, you know, an actual cut-out face. I'm a tough guy. He was supposed to box, Frank's to loan, or something crazy like that, too. How long time ago, and my god, they might have actually done it. I don't know. I'm pretty sure, but he's a wild dude, or at least he was a wild dude. You know, and now he's just like, Fox News puppet, it's weird.

Yeah, she's been on the podcast before and she explained it all to us and it's so hard to believe that what we consider to be like a shining revered institution of news like CNN has just a bullshit propaganda wing that they they're capable of that kind of behavior if she's telling the truth I don't know I wasn't there I assume she is she seems very honest I don't know anybody else aside on the other side I don't know I don't know what the fuck's really going on So I probably shouldn't comment on what CNN did or didn't do, but I know for a fact, they're not reporting a lot of shit that's going on.

No, it's not really the news. And that's one of the more interesting things about the internet. It's because of the internet. Now there's all these sources that are like more real news. They're telling you about shit that's going on that you might not have known. Did you see this thing about the CIA dude? Who's a fake CIA guy for like 10 years? No, let me pull it up when I get a chance here. I think that what we're seeing now with the internet, with just this incredible influx of like daily information, about life, about science, about the real reality of politics.

Listen, and yeah, no shit right now. We were talking about the other day at this. That was the first time that that really did happen. The public said fuck this and the government. Oh, yeah, Syria. We don't need to go there. Come on. We were just saying. We just wanted to see what you guys thought. So sweat this dude. This guy the EPA's highest paid employee and a leading expert in climate change deserves to go to prison. for at least 30 months for lying to his bosses and saying that he was a CIA spy working in Pakistan so that he could avoid doing his real job says the federal prosecutors so the dude was how slick is this cat he tells his people at the fucking he goes he's works for the EPA the highest paid climate expert and they go well we want you to do a lot of studies on climate change let's listen I would love to work for the CIA that's what I'm making protecting America Meanwhile, he was just making it up. But he did it for the longest time, like this guy built him out of a million dollars over a decade.

Well, again, it's like, it's more incompetence than it is anything. It's more human-horish behavior. It's greed than it is anything.

Could you imagine a answer to all of you have to just invent that you're a CIA-operative? How many fake CIA-operatives are out there? Like, dudes are trying to press chicks and it's amazing. Especially with Homeland, it's probably jumped up quite a bit.

I would have to have you. You would have to be sequestered. It's the thing. Look, I can't. I'm working for the... I'm trying to save America. I know it looks like I'm on Facebook 23 hours a day, but yeah, they check a cell phone like you text in like 20 different checks. What's going on man? You weren't really working on climate change. They're just getting mad cash just balling every night. Going strip clubs through all parts of the house.

I watched the, you know, we have to allow a certain amount I am horrified by the gaping. We have to allow a certain amount. If we don't allow it, then we're going to lose a lot of the people that would be with us against this child.

You've seen some of the, first of all, think of a size of an ostrich egg and that's nothing to criticize as to some of these people's butt. You know, they like stretch around these videos.

No.

He's pooping while having sex. Well, the weird thing is not just that that exists. It's that we kind of are not even a little bit surprised that that exists. Because we all know that the natural tendency of human beings is to escalate. We just escalate. Right. Right. And if a guy can put it in your mouth, he's just going to go, what about your butt? You know, he doesn't even know why he wants to do it.

When people are obsessed with anything, whether it's sex or technology or whatever it is. You're going to try to take that thing to the highest level. But then making a Mustang now, there's a Mustang that you can buy from the factory. It's 670 horsepower. That's ridiculous. That's absolutely insane. It's a Shelby GT 500. It's got like 668 something horse.

It goes 200 miles an hour. It's a Mustang. It's one of the craziest things that anyone has ever offered for sale. Because it doesn't even handle good. I mean, it's really like an old muscle car. It has something called a live axle, which is essentially like a log that keeps your wheels on it. It's just one big fat. They don't do that anymore. They do independent real suspension so that when you hit bumps, your car adjusts.

Just in case. Just in case. You bitches know we're serious. Yeah, we're weird. People are weird. I think go to the end. We escalate things. If you're gambling, you don't want, you know, if you become a blackjack addict, you don't pay for $5 hand, you want to go to $50. You want to go to $100, you want to go to $500 and really feel that fucking crazy rush. And they tell you that once you get addicted to that rush, you can't take that back. Like you can't go from $5,000 to betting a dollar and getting thrilled. You won't care. You get angry yourself. You know, it's a weird thing that happens to you. We were like meant to escalate. So you see those gaping videos and like, yep, I get it. I see whether they're just makes sense. We're fucking crazy.

Wow, I wouldn't imagine the vagina is just like penis is Brian they're very in size just like if I was like married to a girl like that I would be like all right, we're doing anal more often than well, and you don't say it like God You're gonna clean your room or let's take away your allowance You can't say it like that.

Good job. More anal. Make up for anal and to comfort women with enormous vagina. I think they have a special on the anal that's basket. So we get to anal. Fox News girls. Why they so. Those girls are so goddamn hot. Like I don't want to marry them. I don't want to have relationships with them. But if I was a single man, I would be very attracted to those angry bitches.

I just think they're so, they're so like, aggressive. I don't know. They're so strong. Like they're so stern in their opinions.

No, there's nothing to say about those mean bitches. Yeah. Just because I'm a glutton for punishment. But when you're on that show, like what is it like when you're in that studio? Does it feel weird? Do you feel like

Dude, if you were like a publicity horn, I know you're not, but that'll be an awesome move. I mean, it worked out great.

If you got something relevant to say, the internet will catch it. They'll find it and they'll put it out there. To go back to that girl standing there with her legs open. This is insane. I just want to point something out of how we are so weird. As a culture, that this is a part of normal everyday office life. We've got to make some decisions here. Like, okay, look at this woman. She's showing everything but her vagina. I mean, her knee is just strategically blocking her labia. Her legs are wide open and she's hot as fuck.

Exactly.

And women would get angry if you knew the news. Oh, you were looking at a vagina and you read the fucking news, huh? Like she, like it's just weird that they get to dress like that. Like she's completely wearing come fuck me pumps. Back that up again. Let's dissect this. Look at her shoes. Those are like I want to go out and get sexy shoes. There's a not comfortable by any stretch of the imagination. They show most of your foot. You're almost her entire legs are exposed. I mean, you imagine if a guy was sitting there like that? You know how bizarre that would be if there was a show where a guy was sitting there in a tiny, tiny, kilt and you know that you could bear if he moves his left knee and inch to the right, you're gonna see his cock for sure.

Well, I think Sarah Palin brought the dumb milk back. So maybe maybe we'll move in that direction. But I don't think she actually brought it back. She brought it back for a little bit, but now people are like, you say too much crazy.

Right, right, right. She's a gulf. You don't want to say that though, because it'll fuck with your dick. It's creepy. Yeah, meelf is okay, but gulf, not so much. It's just weird that we have these odd standards of sexual attire in the workplace, and not just in the workplace, but on television, like on television promoting this strange propaganda machine and just really hot girls with their vaginas hanging out.

which he's here in five oh my god see if I see that girl I go wow I wish he liked me you know especially if you're lonely and you know you're not married or anything do that guy that guy is like twelve times or so yeah it's Rob Ford's fat brother and what other shows has like cameraman it from the ground that's an up skirt it's totally an up skirt they're panning from the vagina up It's off center just slightly.

He's well, you know, he's gotta go to war. You gotta get a respect. He doesn't even look like the only way I'm gonna get this one is if I let or no, I don't give a fuck. Here's my gut. I'm not trying to cover myself up. I'm staying in extra straight. I'm spreading my legs wide. Look at that package.

Points. He's like, I might be a fat fuck, but I'll probably shit out of you during the fridge. I'm fat because I like to live the good life. That's what he's saying.

Who's that one the one that you just showed? That's a fox went to the red end. Yeah, it's great. That one, the blonde that was on the screen. I know who she is. That's the one she's been on these things before. They're all hot though. They're beautiful. It's weird. But it's just such dirty trick. I'm not, especially like if you're married and, you know, when you're trying to be monogamous, you're going to look at sex in a different way because you look at like a girl that's like super, super hot and you go, oh, I could never get that. If you're single, you can have your delusional. You'd be like, man, if I just ran into her at the right place, maybe it's gonna happen. So it's a different thing. So it's the, there's a whistful, almost romantic way you look at the Fox News girls if you're married.

They think all that got to do is be there. From just there. Guys, they feel fucking delusional. They feel like all they got to do is be at the right place, the right time, you know, maybe she goes to the car shop because her wipers broke and she wants to try to fix it herself and you know, I get to impress her by my knowledge of windshield wipers and she applies to it. I'm just a very good guy. And sometimes girls, Jesus Christ of God.

How dare you dirty bitch.

Look how she sits

I love that so many times to be done. You're going to find out about Captain Kirk's love life. So these are two regular girls. This is ABC. Look out. ABC has regular girls. ABC is more probably geared towards women that don't want to be threatened. The drug's eating the background. You've never seen this video? No. Yeah. Do you have any naked? No, he's just hammered in any shorts.

They've jumped out of a fucking second story window. Oh, that's amazing. Oh my god, that's funny. Yeah, if you leave the fucking camera on long enough, people catch the crazy shit over.

Oh, it's fun. You got jacked.

Yeah, snowstorms all throughout the country. They've been getting these nutty snow and ice storms. Yeah. What is that, man? It should be not unfair. I mean, I don't want to say that pretty girls shouldn't be able to get a job. They certainly should. But it shouldn't be exclusively pretty girls telling you about an important shit. Of course, we're too weak. We're not paying attention to the message.

There's something about like, like, like I said, like, those Fox News women that, like, the one you were talking about before the show started, who argued with someone about Santa Claus being white? Megan Kelly, apparently, has said very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, the ultimate fantasy is that she's impressed by you and accepts you because she's so hard-ass. She's so obviously beautiful, but also so hard-ass that there's this, there's this, you know, when she's around you, you want to like mock Obamacare. You want to make it fun of it. You're like, you're right, specific jokes. Just to make her happy. Yeah, just to get in. Just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in, just to get in,

Well, it is, you know, but it's also, it's so hard. Let's face it.

It's so hard to fucking figure out when he comes to climate and climate change. It's hard to figure out why people have this weird need to be on a team, one side or the other. And now, they have this weird name. I was in a will. exercise class and someone brought up just out of nowhere some guy brought up climate change and this young guy who you know could have been one twenty five years old starts going climate change as always happened it's a part of life it's a part of the cycle of earth it's always gotten warm and always gotten cooler yeah over a million years every other time it's happened over a million years now it's like a hundred But it's also like, how much research have you done? He was there. He wasn't what he was saying. What he was doing is just like going against liberal ideology. Right away.

You know, I must, I'm a no nonsense business sort of a guy. And it's just this need to be taken seriously. And so, you know, he and I had this conversation and I said, well, um, it's absolutely changed throughout history. It's without a doubt, but it's also very possible and most likely that we're changing it right now even more aptly than normal. Something to be concerned with. and like he had this look in his face like he can't have I was giving them both options right I was giving them the options right right and I was also saying you know climate control and you're giving it in an easy way like yeah this seems like yeah we don't have to argue we do I don't give a fuck I have no invested interest or no vested interest in and being right about climate change have done zero work in it if it was my chosen field then maybe perhaps my ego would be attached to climate change like Egypt but yeah he just snowed an Egypt for the first time in a hundred and something years ago that snowed in Cairo

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Yeah, in LA. You know, New York's fucking fantastic. It's huge. It's gigantic. It's filled with all sorts of interesting stuff. And there's more museums for capital than probably any city in the country. It's a thought hub for sure. But it's also like, you're also beating your brains out by being surrounded by people like that all time. I don't necessarily think that's good for you. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, some people love it. My manager loves it. He fucking wouldn't live anywhere else. He keeps me angry. Yeah, he goes, I want the energy of the city. Oh, I just want to be somewhere where I hear birds chirp and I just see the wind blows gently through the trees. I don't hear anybody talking. That's my thing. But I think there's this because of around such large numbers of people. I want a balance of that. Like with the UFC or the, you know, doing comedy shows. Right. You're in, yeah, yeah. Get all these people like that. Want to balance that out with just some no people.

That's true. Besides, I don't enjoy watching violence outside of my job. Yeah. Well, there's not, I don't think there's any more violence in New York than there is in LA.

I think in fact, probably New York is more open-minded. You know, a lot of people don't think that. They think of California as being the most open-minded. But I think quite honestly that there's something that you miss when you're in cars all the time. You don't interact with people.

And even if you are rich, you have to take cab, like maybe for that one brief moment, you know, you're in a different environment, but you get out of the cab, you're going to walk. And you're going to walk for block or two and there's going to be a fucking billion people. There's experience is like that. We walk it down New York. You don't get that anywhere else.

Yeah. It's not like the mall. He didn't just park around the mall, you're walking in, holding hands like the other Dr. Sue's family's nose. This fucking orbs of people walking up and down and there's weird people and homeless people and you gotta step over bombs and you gotta see everything. You gotta see the whole fucking prods spectrum.

It's this definitely not enough weather. Yeah, we're cocky as fuck. Yeah, there's no seasons. Yeah, they don't have to deal with weather. Weather's real. You know, you need to know that you're on a planet change. Right.

Yeah, we have like, we found like an area of the game where we got a God code. You come over here. Oh, it's God code over here. It doesn't rain. It doesn't snow. It ever gets called the worst you have to wear as a hoodie. That's the worst you have to wear here as a hoodie.

It would do everybody a lot of good if it's snowed here every year. Yeah. It's straight in a lot of fun.

Just snowed and God fucking cold and brained and just let you know that like, look, okay, you and chip bitch. I think there's a reason why people that live like on the actual coast itself have a more humble and more laid-back sort of vibe to them like beach towns like if you go to Huntington or Venice or Santa Monica you have like a more laid-back sort of a vibe and I think part of that is like you're faced with the reality of the ocean right Like you can't shit this massive this is you standing there next to this insane thing that you can't even go in and if it comes over you your fuck yeah, and it does it every now and then you just playing Russian roulette that it doesn't do it today One day the earth moves in the middle somewhere in a fucking seven mile high wall of waters watches a hundred miles in all the way to fucking recita kills everybody yeah, that happens all the time

Well, just let you know, like, this is a, you haven't, not locked this thing down at all. You have zero control of the weather. You have zero control of asteroids. You have zero control of super volcanoes and all the other shit that can happen.

Sorry, man. Sorry, man. Was there any negative repercussions when you did that Fox News thing?

is to get a college agent, get in a naka, do good at the convention, and then start doing college tours. That was a ton of money. You were a nobody, you can make like two grand a show in the 90s. Yep. Yeah, and you were, I was a nobody, you know, like not even, yeah, I guess the 90s, early 90s. It was still like that in the early 2000s. It's a good, it's a really good place. Some guys get in a rut, unfortunately, and they become just college comics.

Don't you totally do people don't realize it, but when you go to knack, like they offer you the chance to showcase, but they would really like you to be like as as clean as possible. They don't want you doing any really, really controversial shit. They want you to be able to like, they can put you on. They don't want to worry about getting any people that are offended, the right letters, even. Right.

There's a lot of virgins in college, which is really weird Joey Diaz and I did the University of Miami. I think it was University of Miami. Well some university in Miami a couple years back and We were in the middle of something, and I remember, I said, I saw so many people that didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. I go, how many people here are virgins? I go, you don't have to raise your hand. I could just give me a little of this. Lift your hand here. It was a lot. A lot. And I was like, you guys don't even know what I'm talking about. Like, oh my God, you're in college. You guys have to fuck. Get it over with. This is a big part of life. And you haven't even started it yet.

Yeah.

Well, they get so mad at so many different things. People are looking forward to protesting in a lot of ways and colleges to try to stretch out their protest muscles. And sometimes misguided, sometimes guided. A lot of it is done in, you know, The correct mindset whether or not it's the correct idea to protest in the first place, but you know you can have a joke about anything that someone finds misogynistic and next thing you know there's a giant letter that's written about you You know from one of the people that attended your college show and then you have to deal with that Yeah, I actually went to one where they told me beforehand they go.

I remember someone said, this is like a stock joke. Two Jews walking on bar and they buy it. It's silly, right? Someone said it. And this guy comes up and says, I was very offended by that Jewish joke. I go, that's the most ridiculous shit ever. Listen to what he said. Two Jews walk into a bar and they buy it. That means they, they're just a rich. They have a lot of money and they purchase businesses. Like, what's negative about that? How could you be offended about that? Like, they're looking to be offended. People are looking to be offended. They just hear their buzzword. Yeah, that's totally a buzzword because that joke is, it's not about cheap. It's about guys who purchased a bar. It's so stupid. It's like, what are you saying? It's bad to be a badass businessman. I'm so confused. Why are you upset? But they're not really upset. They're just looking to be upset. And there's a difference between someone who's actually like protesting something that's real and someone who gets upset at nonsense. And it's fucking, it's really frustrating. Like, there's something that's going on today. There's a female protester. Did you see this thing? And she's, she got arrested. for sexual assault, because she kissed a riot policeman's helmet. Oh, she is. And there's a picture of her doing it. It's really weird, man. And it's an Italy. My people. You fucking dummies. How dare you? How dare you? This girl's beautiful. And she's pretty. And she's kissing this helmet. And they arrested her for sexual assault. But that's not the correct use of power. That's abusive power.

That girl's so pretty and she's got glasses. That's sexual assault.

I feel like, uh, come on.

That's so pretty. That's so crazy. Look at him. He probably fucked her. He's essentially got a face condom on right now. Look at his face. He looks like a finger. They got together and they did some like odd couple sex after this. It's so weird. The things that people try to get away with. Like something like that. Like how could you try to get away with that? You don't know that that's a bad thing to do. This, this, this, making someone go to court and arresting them for sexual assault, for kissing a fucking poor woman who's gently kissing a police man's outfit. Right, this children here.

They should go to jail just for being dumb. But a riot for us. Singing is a riot. You can't save the rainforest at the fucking bank by singing. That's so misguided. Just seriously, that's like trying to win a game of pool when you're at home and bad.

You know what I mean? She all says his kiss. If she did all that other stuff, they would drag it out. They would add that as well. Oh, she did his kiss him. She kissed him.

people are so fucking silly like that's look you know what happened there no one got hurt like the idea that you would do that try to take someone through the legal system for something so silly that makes me angry that you have any power because you're a petty piece of shit you know to do that to someone to just kiss you come on you're a petty piece of shit that's cute you don't think it's cute that a beautiful woman kissed your fucking shield shit in her you do stop It's like when that you see Dave's a power when that you see Davis guy pepper sprayed all those kids and the world just went fucking bananas You know it's the same thing like you know that's not right Yeah, you know you can't just walk up to chill dude.

We'll find out you're coming. Yeah. That was suck. I mean, you guys, I want to do this. Jesus. How much hate did that do you get?

The Italian police is broken.

What did it smell like?

Dude, those rubber bullets can fuck you up, but they'll take out an eye, too. If they hit you in the eye, you would.

Oh my god. That's so crazy. From a fucking what?

You get shot with a rubber bullet.

And what do you say there? You mean the students would do that?

The cops.

to break up the protests.

Too much party in here.

Yeah, that's that's some rude shit I mean those fucking things. It's not like like a Nerf bullet the rubber and they're going like bullet speeds, you know, I think yeah, it's pretty fine.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking Ohio, a bunch of savages. Might as well be in the dark ages. Yeah. That's, there's a weird thing that people are doing.

It is really weird. They're a lot to do that. I mean, come on, especially when you would really drive me crazy when they look at the size of that. The proof that they've used agent provocateurs to break up protests, where they hire cops to put masks on and start breaking shit. And then they go, the protesters are breaking shit. We have to hire. We have to hire cops. arrest everybody and suddenly they move in they turn a non-peaceful protest into or a peaceful protest into a violent protest I mean that's the thing in most of these occupying like half of the people know and I like the quarter of the people were cops yeah like that's the inside joke right it got to the point where people were saying that it was like 30 something percent like literally a law occupied people it's a kind of a one of that guy to see how you guys there to fake causes job they climb an expert is trying to save the world he's also trying to get some hippie pussy up You try to go to the occupying. What is the current status of occupying? Because it seemed like it was really exciting for a while, but now it just seems like it's been infiltrated like the mob and brought to its knees.

Yeah, shut down. I'm not trying to demean their efforts, but what I'm saying is that at one point in time, there was this sense when all these people were lining up around these businesses and they're camping out in these parks. There was a sense that the way I described it was almost like some white blood cells had gathered around some sort of an injury. Like some white blood cells figured out there's something wrong with this area. And we're just going to surround it until we figure it out. And that's what these people are doing by standing there and having all their speeches and the parks and protesting. But then it became like a thing to do as well. It became like, you know, it developed like sort of like a social thing of its own. It became what are you showing, Brian?

Oh, look at Ohio state stuff. The occupied thing became like I was listening to this interview with this kid who is he was in college and didn't know what he's going to do his life and he decided to drop out become a part of the occupied movement. It's like then once I saw that, it became clear what I should do with my life. And I'm like, wow, okay. I don't know about that.

Yeah. What I was going to say is that it was sort of one of those things when you're seeing all these people protest where you're realizing that this this model of like no leader thing doesn't really work.

Yeah, it's like this, it's sort of like got infiltrated and then sort of scattered and lost its message in a lot of people's eyes and it's stopped being relevant and a lot of people, when they talk about the news, you don't really hear about occupied protests very often anymore. It was a big thing for quite a while, we hear about it on a regular basis, but I think I hate the idea of leaders, but I think there's something to at least like a governing body that keeps everything together.

Remember when Julianne was doing that speech, he said, why don't you go occupy a job? That's a bad opening act in Jersey.

Yeah, you want to talk about it, dude. It's out of the loop. Are you really saying that, man? Yeah, this billionaire. Yeah, where are you the mayor of fucking New York City? Like, hello, you don't know that it's a mess out there. Yeah, occupy a job. Did you really fucking tell me that? It's silly, bitch. It just seems that it's the side of the times that enough people, like, get together and go, yeah, yeah. Like, there's enough agreement that you can have this gigantic huge movement without a leader, but I think ultimately that's one of the issues with the non-defined structure and non-defined leadership position.

Did you see this salon piece on there there's discussion about offering Edward Snowden Amnesty?

There's certain NSA officials that are considering Amnesty for Snowden and they're proposing.

State Department, Justice Department, Arnold Board, they don't want to do it. They think it would encourage the future Edward's future with all those. Yeah. But man, if they're actually saying that though, they must be so terrifying.

Well, he's like, he's a digital Paul Revere.

No, that's coming. Like, hey.

Yeah. The enemy is spying on you all the time.

Yeah, and it's the idea that we're supposed to just tolerate that because it's the government. Like there's a whole reason why there's a constitution. There's a whole reason why people are elected into office because they're supposed to represent our state of government. They're supposed to represent some really clearly thought-out rules that were a lot of a times design to factor in the possibility of corruption. So they've kept out the influence of religion. They kept out the influence of corruption. There was all done on purpose. It was all like really like a stutally engineered.

And slowly but surely elected officials just chipped away and all that stuff. Just right in front of us chipped away. And everyone was busy paying attention to Kim Kardashian's ass. Nobody even noticed that it was happening. Yeah. And slowly but surely things like the NDA get passed and not out indefinite detention of America. In debt and detention with not only that, you don't have rights to an attorney. You don't have it. It's crazy. It's like for real charges, yeah. This is Soviet Russian type shit. This is Nazi shit. It's like you can't do that. This is America.

It's so crazy that you would want to do that. Why would you want to go around all of our checks and balances that are in place to ensure that people that are being tried are actually guilty? Why would you want to do that? The only reason why you'd want to do that is if you want to use that power to imprison people for your own wins.

Well, they were considering doing that Christopher Dormer. Do you remember that? Yeah. Christopher Dormer was the cop. Yeah, the crazy and killed killed the family of police officers, killed police officers, and killed a bunch of people. And then there was talk in the news and a bunch of different newspaper articles that I read with that he might be the very first domestic use of the drone for combat. And they might, uh, chill.

Again, shoot a gang of cops in their family. They're going to shoot missiles at you from the air. We have, uh, there's a big disparity between the capabilities of the average American citizen. You have a human being and the government that runs these average human beings. And whenever you have an imbalance of power, you're going to have abuse. Because people don't want to have something that power. They're going to want to have a taste. You've got to keep them down in order to enjoy this position that you're in. You've got to fucking make some decisions and be tough on people. And I'm looking at your email bitch, how about that? Yeah. I'll monitor every single one of your calls because I want to make sure you're not terrorists, okay? Right. Meanwhile, you're just Bob Smith who got elected to office and decided to change the entire rules for running the government. Like, they're not like monks. They're not like these guys who've meditated for 20 years on a mountain and achieved enlightenment and then became the perfect leaders for our society. Right. Regular guys with stupid shoes with those stupid shoes with those stupid shoes with every bottom shoes with castles. Yeah. They're fucking weirdos these guys.

Because we don't feel it. That's a very good friend. He's a very good friend. He's a very nice guy. He's a writer. He's a very smart. And he said, oh, you know what, man, I don't feel it. I'm looking around my friends. They're doing good. I'm looking a lot of my family. They're doing good. I go, oh my God. That's like saying that if you were in a sunny field somewhere in Kansas, you can't believe that Pakistan has a tornado. Right. That's one of the dumb things I've ever heard.

Yeah, the idea that like you're doing good and your friends are doing good. So there's not that much corruption. Like it's not like it's these are rumors. All this nasty stuff is it admitted it.

They're taken without guns. You know why Fox News chicks they're too good. They're too hot. They're too hot. You want to just make them happy. You want to you want to you want to just sell them. Hey, I'm a hunter. I'm a fish. I'm an outdoorsman. I think everyone should be able to carry a concealed weapon. It's America. God damn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob, I'm a care, come on, get on with it. I mean, what is he even trying to prove with that?

Yeah, I think what happened is he wanted to do something. I mean, this is a total optimist, yes, that he wanted to do something good. And then the only way he was able to pull it off at all was to make it some sort of a Conti shell game where the insurance companies actually profit off of it. But ultimately, everybody does get some sort of healthcare. I think healthcare. I mean, this is one thing that I fully believe in. Healthcare and police and clean the streets and disposing of waste and all that stuff should be taken care of by any logical, healthy society first. Education, education, health, safety, glenliness. All that's primary. That's primary. After that, let's worry about Janet Jackson's nipple on television. After that, let's worry about all these other things. The idea that people should have to pay for their own healthcare and like, look, man, that's the point of being in the society. Exactly. We can use our money to pay doctors. And the doctor should be paid well, by the way. Right. The big problem with doctors in these situations is that the doctors always get fucked. They have massive malpractice insurance. Yeah. Huge student loans they have to pay off.

Yeah, then you can sue them because they weren't right about your cancer. But I think that, you know, there should be a bunch of well motivated, well paid doctors and teachers and policemen. That should be taken care of right away. Yeah. And they got to change the idea of the role of a policeman and the idea of the role of a teacher. There should be no bull positions. Right.

Right. Only if it's a 14 year old boy and it's a girl. Yes, look at it. I think Fox News checks the joke. Yeah, how dare you bust a joke out about that? Um, do you think that there's a what are you showing more? Oh my god, she's put on a goddamn show. Well, she got a down to a science. She knows exactly where that lens is. She's milky. She's very milky. Yeah, those girls you get them alone, they go crazy on you. Um, I forget what I was gonna talk about. No, I don't. She scares me. I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm happy Did you see that video on my feet this fucking idiot putting his arm in a tiger's mouth is playing with a tiger go back to Go on my feet about nine hours ago on my Twitter feed it's the most ridiculous thing ever I can't believe this guy was willing to do this and just hopes that this tiger plays a long with them. It's so hard to watch. The tiger is biting an arm. It has this entire arm. And it's mouth, and it's got the huge giant teeth. See if we can spread that out. Where was he that he had a tiger? I don't know, I think he's a trainer. But look at this crazy asshole. Oh my god, this tiger is literally biting his whole arm. It's so big that head is so big. It would just snap his arm right on any time it wants to. And he's just sticking it in there. Look at the dog. How about that dog, the circling the situation? He's like, what the fuck is that? Did you see the dog? Yeah. That poor dog is like, maybe he fills up the tiger on dogs. The dog doesn't know what the fuck to do. The dog is like, okay, what the fuck is that?

The dog doesn't know what the fuck to do. He's not going to protect you.

These people are assholes. You know why? Because they encourage other people to do this too. And maybe you can pull it off. Maybe you have this incredible rapport with tigers. But this idea that we're supposed to do a lot of really dangerous shit with big wild dangerous animals is so fucking stupid.

Well, we played a video last week of this train bear attacking the trainers. I think it was the trainers. One of the trainers relatives, like his brother or something like that. This bear just got to know where I just decided to rip his guys throat out. They're doing these things. They're training them. You guys just standing there. The guys not threatening the bear at all. And the bear says, you know what? I'm just gonna fuck this dude up real quick. Just attack some rips in my part.

Did you ever see that video where the bear eats the monkey? No. Oh my god. It's a Russian circus bear. Pull that shit out, Brian. Russian circus bear attacks monkey there there was a monkey driving a bike and a bear was driving a bike and they collided the monkey fell in the bear ran over the monkey and spits at a show like kids watching at a circus and the bear just decided to fuck that monkey up because the bear didn't know the bear thought it was being attacked by the monkey to do not that smart they're in pain they fell they see the monkey they're pretty sure the monkey caused this so they just bit bites the shit out of this monkey

Oh my god. They fucking loved it. I've heard of bear baiting in other ways. I've heard one bear baiting thing would they take pit bulls and they would tie the bear down by chains and then release the dogs on them and see how many dogs it took to take down a bear.

Maybe they don't think they're stupid. I think he said I don't think he was like a pain. Like watch the monkey falls and the bear falls on the monkey and he's like bitch and just attacks him.

The monkey fell and the bear ran over the monkey. It's not the bear's not a strategy guy. It's not like thinking five steps ahead. I gotta figure out how to fuck this monkey up and make it look like it's his fault.

Yeah. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, we had one of the guys in from Marineland that was originally one of Tilcom's trainers. Oh, really? Yeah, we had him in a couple of weeks ago, filled the murs. And he was fascinating. You know, he was telling us, like, how it's just a goddamn business. Like, they don't give a fuck about those. Wow. They treated my shit. Those animals were really smart. Wow, this pan is fucking his dude up.

Yeah, you would think a panda wouldn't really give a fuck about you.

He's like, I hate prison. Come on, why you got me in prison, you fucks? But Phil was talking about Marine land about how depressing they had seen those workers trapped in these fish tanks. And they want to have sex with their kids. Because they're just, they're just a few and they're isolated and it's really, really evil. If you haven't seen Blackfish, go see it. And if you haven't seen the podcast with Phil, it's very enlightening and eye-opening. And if you go to SaveSmooshy.com, you could actually aid in his legal defense because he's getting sued by the people of Marineland. Really? Yeah. Cancel-C world gig. Yeah, Martina McBratch is one of them. Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson.

Yeah. Everybody is cancel. They should boycott those things. Those things are prisons. Those are prisons for aliens. They're aliens that live under the water and they're smarter shit. And if we found them on another planet, we would worship them. Right. Right. But because they're in the ocean and because we can Catching with these big nets and scooping up with cranes, we do it. We're assholes. People who run C-world, you are fucking assholes. No one knows those dolphins and those whales more than you guys do and you know what you're doing. So fuck you. I've never gone to C-world and never will go to C-world. I've always thought C-world was fucked up and talking to this guy, just... He just cemented that thought in my mind.

They're smart, man. Yeah. We can't do that. That's not cool. You can't do that just because you can't understand what they're saying when they complain.

It's one of the most evil things. I mean, it's essentially slavery. It's no difference slavery. And the idea that it is, like, this is not a goldfish. Okay. You could take a goldfish and do whatever you want to it. I don't give a shit. You could eat a goldfish for a prank. You will never hear me complain. You know why? Because goldfish aren't smart. I like smart things. You know, and things that are really smart, you know, not like dog smart or pig smart. Dolphins are really fucking smart. Like kind of people smart in some weird way. And you're an asshole if you put that in a fucking swimming pool. They like use tools. Well, there are many acts and they do a lot of bad things and there's a video of a master masturbating dolphin who's fucking a headless fish. You know, they're crazy. They're hyper-sexual. They're like human. They're inside. There's a lot of, yeah.

No doubt. And much like humans, the vast majority of them are good. You know, if you're walking around on the street, under any normal city, the vast majority of the people that you run into are good people. And not trying to be criminals, they're not trying to hurt others. They're just most people are good people. It's just the ones that are not good stand out and it may be a focus on them and it comes something that people want to pay attention to.

Well, what is it? Is it just that he kept going and kept making more and more to the point where you just who needs 90 million dollars, dude?

Yeah. You know, I'm not apples pretty ruthless. I'm not defending anyone. It comes to competition. All these businesses, whether making tons of money, you know, they protect that shit. It's a game. It's just like protecting your pieces if you're playing chess. If you're in the business to make money, that's, you know, you offer a good product so your consciousness clear. I mean, Apple makes a hell of a laptop. They make great stuff.

Well, essentially no one can be, no one can be conch in its clear. Because we all get these conflict minerals that power electronics. Right. And the almost all come from in power stirriers with a lot of, for the longest time, the Congo is lost slaves. We're doing it. Yeah. Yeah.

In a lot of places, I mean, vice did some powerful work on that Shane Smith, who'll be here on Wednesday. They went there and they investigated the whole, what's going on? Like, why do we need to be here? Like, what is the main appeal? It's cold tan. Yeah, cold tan. It's stuff that they used to make cell phones. We need it in all cell phones. So it's almost impossible to have a conflict free

I don't know if they ever got done, but I know it was a proposition to make cell phones that were, there's a thing called free phone and everything like that. But I think they only had like 3G, they didn't have like 4 LTE, they were like a step behind people like, I need the latest shit. I want to save the world, but the cell phone that I had last year.

Yeah. Yeah. People don't want the older shit. We've been carefully trained and I want the older shit. Is that what it is? We've been trained. Isn't it just a natural human inclination? I always want the best. Yeah. So I think it's a natural human inclination. I feel that materialism is obviously an empty pursuit. I mean, I don't think anybody can argue that the pursuit of objects, ultimately, over everything, over emotions and friendships and love affairs, is stupid. Right. Objects are not going to make you happy. You need all those other things. If you have all those other things, then objects are pretty cool. If somebody gives you a really dope lamp and you put it in your office, this thing is fucking badass. You look at it and it gives you a good feeling. That's a material thing that you own. That's actually pretty nice. Our work falls into that as well. Our work essentially is materialism if you're collecting paintings. I mean, you're collecting someone's expression and someone's work, but you're also collecting a material thing. Right, you're collecting an object.

The reason for that engineering wise is that they want to be able to control their product ultimately, and they want to make it the best experience possible. It's not just the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's the best experience. It's not just the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It's the best experience. It

And it was really tough to hear is that they had the old plug.

You're right and you're wrong at the same time. You're right if you want to think as far as economics and like, yeah, you should be able to save people money. Let them use the USB plug. Why do you have to have this thing that nobody else has? But the thing that nobody else has works better, which is it's a better, it's transfers data quicker, it's a better connection, allegedly. What do I know?

What is the new thing? Lightning bolt? Is that what it is? Is that, and is that what it, it would connect your iPhone 5? Yeah. Lightning bolt connector better. Okay, here's the question.

Yeah, so apparently it does. It does a transfers data quicker. transfers uh wow data up to 10 gigabytes per second double the speed of current USB 3.0 so that's just but we're only talking about tech I mean there's that's what he shelves shelves collapse in a month now.

Yeah, but we're talking about like updating applications and how your iPad wouldn't work. And I really think that that's because they're just constantly upgrading shit and they're making it better and faster. And I agree it's frustrating if you're trying to save money, but if you're not trying to save money, that's what you want them to do. You know, you want everybody to push the latest shit. You know, like, oh, so what I have to get a new plug, but now my business can transfer its data in 20 minutes as opposed to 40 minutes.

He's selling my dad. What's going on with you? You're a young man. You're a young, healthy. I don't need the fastest phone. I got the phone. It works fine. Works fine. I used to joke about that. I used to carry your pigeon. I used to do a joke about how long. He's been with me 12 years. No one ever looks at cell phones and goes, okay? That's it. We're gone. We're done. We did it. Screens big enough. It's fast enough. It's not gonna happen. Like we, for whatever reason, we need the latest greatest shit we all do. and you might not because you're a fucking loser bohemian which uh two-year-old iPad I'll pull out my edge of sketch That's good, so it's good for a laugh. My glasses. Yeah, I honestly think that when we're talking about materialism, although it's kind of an empty pursuit, I really think that it's one of the things that's pushing what human beings are doing on this planet overall, which is advancing technology. One of the things that we do, if you look at us just completely outside of our culture, outside of your life, outside of your reality, and look at this swarm of beings, and what's at the forefront of swarm of beings. It's objects. They're concentrating newer cars, bigger TVs, better computers, better phones. They're constantly obsessing on objects and they're working jobs. They don't even enjoy just to feed the machine and create these objects.

Well, I don't know what you're saying.

That's their lives. That's a lot of people though. Yeah. That's my point. A good percentage of people made a mistake somewhere and did something that they don't want to do. good percentage that did it for just a living and it's no passion to the life. It's a good percentage. I wonder though, if when you see all this symbiotic connection that we have with cell phones, like you can't leave your house without your cell phone, you feel weird. You know, they're talking about the Google glass. You're going to have to wear that. Yeah. And we're becoming more and more addicted. Oh, I mean, closer and closer and closer to it, too. It might be the whole reason for materialism in the personalized. It might be that's the pole of materialism. Materialism might ultimately just be the engine. that creates a symbiotic relationship between people and people. Very positive way to look at them. I don't even think it's positive because it sounds pretty negative, you know, there should be a lot of shit that's different.

At least, you know, you hang it out of a city and she drones fly by dropping off packages. That's a more well-earned shit, though.

When is one of them going to run out of batteries and spiral running into some little kid's drooler? Oh, yeah. In the first week, it's going to happen. You can't tell me those things are feel-proof. And how about people shooting them out of sky? You're going to get some crazy red necks, like just placing a car out of it. They passed a law in Somary, Colorado, allowing you to shoot drone shots.

You get a lot. Well, if you have a high-speed rifle and it's hovering, if you catch it hovering and you have a, you should have a sky. No, I wouldn't.

They're talking about drones period. Look, this, this state, the Colorado is over.

Yeah, you can do it. It's been done. They've done it with rock and launchers. They've done it with like heat-seeking missiles. I know they've taken drones out before. Definitely. And if you have a high-powered rifle with a scope, and if it hovers, if it's not like moving, right? Again, if even if it is moving, you can lead it. You know, if you're a really good sniper, like one of those Marines.

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, they're mild. Well, I guess they can be right. I mean, they could be as high as they want so people in there.

It's such a weird thing that we just accepted that as part of our civilization.

And they don't even try to make it seem like it's just, at least the Patriot Act was called the Patriot Act. You know what I mean?

Who's Hellfire missiles? Hellfire. What did it say up there Brian? What did the headline say?

Oh, someone got a hold of them. Yeah, they were going to make it so that we would shoot drones. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, that happens every year on New Year's and his assholes go shooting off the guns, bullets land on people. Yeah, people die every year that somewhere in the country, someone in the world. That's awesome. This is really beautiful. That's terrible. 150 people die every year because coconuts fall on their head. Yeah, no far more people die from peanut allergies in this country than terrorism Isn't that crazy peanuts or a mother fucker? That's my argument against weed like when Dr. Drew type characters start talking about like the withdrawal symptoms of weed like uh not so much not for like normal people for one of the peanut allergy freak Yeah, it's not known.

It's not killing anybody but I mean even the people that get like these withdrawal syndromes like peanuts are worse like peanuts, peanuts are a higher percentage of people. Like the amount of people that are getting like really addicted to weed. Oh my god, it's even one and a thousand.

Well, they say that they can't, they have to have it. They can't. I think they're idiots. I really do. I think a lot of them that talk about being addicted to weed, they're idiots. I buy the ones that say if they do weed and they'll start to encoke and then like it crazy.

It's the gateway. Also, it's like, why do you have to put it on anything? That's what you're really doing. It's taking something that's innocuous and you're just doing your natural escalating. Whether you would do with masturbating, with gambling, with prostitution, you're a fucking crazy person. You know, you're just looking to get nutty. And so you get nutty with weed. And then you blame the weed, then Dr. Drew's got you on the couch and it's like, when did you know that you were out of control? The weed pulled me. There was a grip. I, I needed, I couldn't get up without a bonnet.

Yeah, I think. It's like we were talking money with the whole fox thing. It's like there's teams and the teams don't recognize that it's not an either or thing. There's a lot of weirdness in this life. This life is weird to shit. And you're telling me that marijuana should be illegal, but you're okay with people selling oxycontons.

Yeah. Ambient is crazy. Like you're going to get addicted to something that you need to sleep. Yeah. And if you don't take it, you can't sleep and you go crazy. Oh, and by the way, you might wake up while you're on it. Do stuff.

So you're the ultimate one. It's the ultimate thing that you never hear a politician talk about. When to find me one guy running for present ever that is said he wants to take cigarettes out of American people's hands. Has anyone ever done that? No. You're an active terrorist killed half a million people a year. People will be so bummed out. People would lose their shit. If you volunteered for the terrorist organizations and killed the mayor, they got roped into it. They needed to even know. They needed to scare them. They got hypnotized and then addicted and they got brought into terrorist organizations and then murdered them. Well, that's so sad. We have to stop this. Take out the word terrorist, put it in the word cigarette, and that's what you have. They hypnotize you with people looking cool. You see cool people that are artists, man. They're smoking, man. It's amazing. The next thing you only try in it, and the next thing you know, you're caught in some chemical web where you're actual cells. You're addicted. For real. You see people that need it, and they just fucking need it.

Yeah, and I think that the idea that anybody's gonna be able to tell you what you could do is stupid. Some people should take heroin. I know that's not a popular thing to say. But I know some people have done some amazing music with heroin. And I'm not saying that they absolutely had to do heroin to do that music, but they did. And the music's awesome. So it is what it is. It's not for everybody. Yeah, you're done to do heroin. Yeah, that's crazy. It kills you. But You know, look what fucking, you know, look at Nirvana, did.

Private prisons. Private prisons. And then prison guard unions that lobby to make sure that drugs are illegal. And you're like, we demand it. What? Like, they lobby, make sure they make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense. And make sense.

They lobby to make sure that we have work. That's what they want to make sure. They want to make sure that we're out there arresting people, so we have work. So we have plenty of people to keep it.

What the fuck? It's all are well, Ian. I mean, you add that to the fucking robots and the sky, the wars over oil. I mean, it's some pretty incredible stuff that's going on right now. Crazy shit. You know, freedom. All this freedom talk. Meanwhile, the NSA is just looking at all your dick pics. Yeah. Looking at every million ever sent ever.

I wonder what the fuck is gonna happen with this snowden thing. They say that he also has some sort of a like a stash of really super crazy shit that he will release if anything ever happens to him. And they have like a code for it, like JFK's the code. You have to break into it. You have to break, like you have to, like there's a, you have to crack it.

How's that possible? That's crazy. How's that possible? How much more crazy shit does I imagine if we found out that we're not even real?

We're in the matrix. We're in the matrix like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a pull that up. It's bizarre. The problem with this the the latest evidence that the universe is a hologram. The problem with all this stuff is that. Oh, I saw that headline. I don't understand it. No, I couldn't understand it. I can't understand it. I'm trying. It's like string theory stuff. This is the cover of the Slate Science page. Do we live in a 10-dimensional hologram? Okay, I'm just going to shut this off. You're freaking me out. The universe can seem bewildering in times the past century. We've learned an incredible amount about the cosmos. 13.8 billion year history. It's structure, including the number and distribution of galaxies, which is really amazing when you stop and think that they figure that out.

It's not only that. There's a very distinct possibility that the universe is fractal and infinite. One of their ideas is that inside every galaxy is a black hole and inside that black hole is another universe.

It's not high enough. It's not possible. You can't get high enough because you do start talking nonsense. It's a really incredible thing that they've done. Trying to study the smallest possible measured components of nature is that as they've gotten deeper and deeper with this, they've shown that the world is kind of magic. It doesn't, it's not based on any of the laws of reality that we observe in everyday life. Like things aren't solid, they're almost all air.

But definitely hardcore. Go Google that from people who know what they're doing, not comedians. Like when they talk about quantum theory and they talk about article particles in superposition with their moving and then still at the same time.

And that's sort of the beginning steps to this study of the possibility of the universe's hologram and also simulation theory, the possibility that what we are in right now is some indisernable artificial reality that we've created in the future. And then we don't realize it because it's so good, it's perfect. But we got far enough to create something which we inevitably will that's indisernable from regular reality. And that's why it seems like some piece of fiction. You know, that's why, you know, Anthony Ween, our show on pictures of his dick, like really obvious shit. Things get weirder and weirder, you know, and when these things, these weird things happen over and over and over again, it's, it's almost like they're the letting you know, like this is just, this is a, this is a parody.

Maybe, no, but maybe, yes. Because I think there's a year and a young to everything. And if you could just all fuck everybody, willy-nilly would know rubber on and all worry about it. Then it wouldn't be so pleasurable if you could fuck someone who didn't have her piece. Or, you know, that's, that's a Zen idea.

Well, I think there's a union in the young to the world, just like everything else in the universe. I think there's a reason why we have evil, and it's so that we can appreciate good. I think there's a reason why we have bad relationships. We can appreciate good relationships. I really believe that. It sounds ridiculous, but I think the only people that ever learn are people that experience both highs and lows, which is why lottery winners are almost always fucked, which is why people who are born rich are almost always

It makes sense. We're adaptable. I mean, we like to think that we are what we are right now, but, you know, we are what we are right now is what we are because of the circumstances we exist in. If our circumstances existed like we were in the Congo digging Colton out of the mountain with a stick. That would be our reality. You look at a friend of mine wrote a book about Manazuma, a Graham Hancock wrote a book about Manazuma and the incredible shit the Aztecs did. It was an novel and we were talking about living in that time. What it must have been like to live in this crazy barbaric time of human sacrifice and that's all they had knew. That's all they knew, just like this is all we know.

What the fuck was going on?

See, women actually think that we're just joking around about that. That's not really a big deal to show your vagina with them. It tells us it's not rude, but it really does sway men's opinion. I don't know. Fucking really, really, really done. It wouldn't be on there if I didn't. It's the weirdest thing ever. Like if you see a girl and even if you have no shot at her whatsoever, even if you don't want to have sex with her, you want her to like you. If she's super hot and she's wearing some revealing crazy Fox News type girl clothing, it's hipnosis. It's not fair. For a straight man, it's not fair. Especially for a dumb straight man. And that's why so many dumb people like Fox News. Those fucking sirens, they pull you into the rocks.

Well, that's not Fox News.

Because it's all Brian, it's all about making money. Right. And the Fox News, the way to make money in the news is the really obsessed people conservative people. The people that are like really into it and listening to like conservative talk radio. Conservative talk radio dominates liberal talk radio. I mean, I don't know what the real numbers were, but I knew back in the day. But when an era America came on, the idea behind an era America was that we needed a some sort of a real bottle to all the right wing. Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage type dudes that were everywhere. Every time you turn on the radio, you'd have angry white guys screaming about immigration and all this crazy nonsense, you know? And I think that there's There's, that's undeniable, you know, people are, it's which is we're not looking at it for what it really is.

Yeah. And, you know, they're also easily led. And if you're really dumb, you know, you're feel fear. Yeah. And that stuff plays towards fear. All that right wing stuff, whether it's limba or Michael Savage, they're all fear mongered. That's all fair. playing towards fear, and that's how they make their money. So Fox News is just, that's a great bankable market. And then on top of that, if you, you know, your guy like Rupert Murdoch who's like super conservative in the first place, you want to be able to influence culture, you're not going to influence culture with a family guy. It's not going to matter whether or not your television shows that are just strictly entertainment based or conservative or liberal, that doesn't matter. But what really does matter,

Yeah, just become so. Yeah, they can do incredible things by just repeating things in the news over and over again. And then people say, I thought that this was going on. I like, no, that's not damn. But if you just listen to certain news shows, you're going to get that slang. If you listen to MSNBC, you're going to get that left-wing slang. If you listen to CNN, it used to be a left-wing slang.

I wonder what it is, man. I wonder if it's the billhick's joke, or, you know, you get into office, and they say a smokey room filled with industrialists.

Any questions? That's one of my genders. I wonder what happens when you get in there, because I've heard it already.

So basically you're deep in this politics thing. You said it's like Rick Rubin. That gets you brownie points though if you're at a party.

What was the reason?

Oh my god.

Well, it was also really interesting watching people scramble when Ron Paul was doing debates and watching the way the pundits, the people on TV were just dismissive, like openly. And they were, there was one time where I believe Ron Paul was like in third place and someone else's in fourth place and they were concentrating on the fourth place person and they like ignored the fact that, yeah, yeah, the list was on the screen and they said one, two and four. It's like what the fuck man. It's so transparent and then he's got his son now and people are wondering if his son is I'm gonna play ball. What's gonna happen with Rand? Yeah, raise you a chip off the old block. Yeah, it's also weird man. I think did ultimately though with the trends that are happening right now, with like, alternative new sources on the internet, and people getting to these places, the vice-type people that are showing, you're like, what is really going on? This is really where your cell phones come from. This is really what kind of political uprising is happening in Bahrain. This is really what's happening in Syria. This is the reason why the administration tried to get you to think that we need to take military action. And this is the reason why the ultimately back down. Like, the more that stuff comes on, it's getting so hard to fuck around. It's going to be harder and harder to control it. It's going to be so hard to control. They're not going to be able to. Yeah.

Did you see that? I'm curious shit dude Google is SkyNet. They just bought this crazy robot company. Yeah They keep buying crazy shit. What else did they buy recently? What was the other nutty thing that Google bought?

Yeah, that's the fact. I mean, anytime anybody's got some sort of a thing when they're running from the cops and they have a phone on, they know exactly what you are.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, I think there already are. I think, you know, when you have like that, what is our shit called? What is it when you're in a GM car when you press a button on star on star? I have that in my new car. It scares me. They find you. We need like you get a car accident on star goes we're sending a police truth right?

But one day when no one can hide, including bad people, will we be forced to reconcile? Will we be forced to alter our opinion or alter our behavior rather to a more evolved state because everyone's accountable for their own behavior?

Assels, but don't you think they're considered bad people more now than they everywhere before? Yeah, but we're talking about the impact of Operation Wall Street or the Occupy Wall Street movement is that one of the things that's done is start the conversation. We open up the dialogue about the discrepancy of income, the discrepancy of wealth in this country. and make it a topic of discussion in a way that's never really been fully explored before. It was just, everybody knew they were rich people and poor people, but now it's kind of quantified.

Do they have friends?

Yeah, look at Google's new robot. Watch time magazine from December 16th says watch Google's new robot run like hell. This is fucking crazy. It is a cheetah. I mean, it literally looks like a cheetah. What does it plan to do with that thing? I don't know. It's a good question. But what do you see the thing run? It's insane. They have one version of it that I don't think is real at the beginning of it where it shows it. Pull it. Just look for that. Yeah, but go to the very beginning of it. Go to the very beginning. Before you click the link and you can see the idea of the cheetah. The actual robotic cheetah. There's an image when the thing first starts. Dude, it's that thing before you press play.

Yeah. Look at this, Brian. Yeah. Yes. Look at that. What the fuck? It's like a dead mouse video. Back I dug up a little so you can actually see the full image. That's insane. It's a robot fucking cat. I don't know if that's real though. It looks like an artist rendering or something, because that's a metal sheet ahead. But when you watch this thing run, they can get super fast. Like a person, like a really good sprinter. I think they max out in like the 30s or 40s. Like 30 miles an hour is like, you know, maybe maybe the fastest guys in the world can get into the 40s. But these fucking things, these things can run like cars. What are they gonna do with that? They're gonna chase bad people. They're gonna make sure that the streets are safe. He's a robot super friends. Look at this thing. You imagine if you're sitting there on the street, ready to cross, and you look left, and you look right, and you see this fucking thing running down the street. Going 25 mile an hour.

I think they probably thought that through. Maybe not. They're probably using magnesium. Maybe because lighter, lighter.

Whoa, that's how it stops. 28 miles an hour. Actually a person cannot run that, but how long? I cannot run it, but like a really fast person. Can you ride it? I'll take it back, choke it. Yeah, that's Google owns that now. Hi.

So sweet. I love sweet Google.

Yeah. It's just weird. Like, what are you going to do with that? Don't you guys make phones? Why are you making robot murderers?

We're going to be that thing in 20 more years. We're going to download the fucking brain to that and you're going to run to school in the highway remotely. You're going to be like at home in that your bed was going to be like a shallow kitty pool with wires like the minority or port movie. You're going to get a kitty pool connected. Just put on your floaties. Yeah, you're gonna be connected in this pool with, you know, dimmed lighting with these electrodes in your head and you're just gonna be your consciousness. This is gonna be inside that cheetah robot. Just booking down the 405.

Yeah, once somebody gets dumb enough to actually make one of them conscious themselves, the beginning it's going to be just human consciousness downloaded into a robot. But then some dummy's going to decide, well, I want to make my own people and then it's fucked and we're fucked. Isn't it funny that like we saw like the terminator and all those movies like that so stupid? That's nothing happened. Of course it's going to happen. And it didn't stop us. It's absolutely going to happen. If you keep going, what's, what's going to stop it from happening? How about that? Yeah. You tell me if people keep going from here from 2013 with the access to technology we have now, how are you going to stop a hundred years now? They're being artificial people. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You know, there's no way. There's no way. They're going to have that figured out. And a hundred years? I mean, we might not see it, but our grandchildren are probably seeing it.

They're like, these things are dangerous. You know, they made nuclear power when they didn't know how to shut the plants off. Yeah. They just built them. Yeah. They just started doing it. They're reckless. They have enough bombs to blow up everything on the planet 10 times over in the keep making bombs. They're crazy. Yeah. Now they have bombs in robots that fight from sky? No, they don't. They do.

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So hilarious. Another great pillhicks, but yeah, it's just like it's so weird that all this stuff is a fact. All this stuff exists. You read things like economic hitman and you find out how we really do run economic hitman.

Oh, brilliant book.

Well, you say that, but I say they gave them the opportunity for a nice cardly camp. There's something about going to job in a nice new car. And if you just put a hundred dollars down at $1,500, that's smart. A lot of them. You say that Lee Camp, but I think that Alexis can make you feel better. I think I'm just right.

I think that how not loaned.

That's another thing. It's like I believe that education should be available and free to all of our people. I think it should be one of those things that we encourage. We need more smart people, more smart people, more educated people equals less losers. That's a better society. We would be better off. God damn, the idea that you go to school and it costs you about a quarter million dollars by the time you're out and you're fucked. You're making $50,000.

You're fucked. And it's a shitty feeling, too. You're trapped. You're sucked into the web of the system. I mean, I have friends that have student loans that are just mind boggling. He talked to him about you like how are you gonna pay it off like I'm never gonna pay it off Yeah, you really know you're never gonna pay it off like you you have him? No, I said think out of age I think as I went oh It's so crazy some people especially if you do like medical school or something crazy or law school or it's a very expensive Yeah, the the number the actual number you're you're in the hole for before you even get started in the game of life

It's got to be a better way than that. It's got to be a way to have education free. It seems like the most important thing. Education, healthcare, and police.

And that's just now. I think the real internet, I was listening to this podcast. I think it's radio lab or Intel radio lab or something like that. And they were talking about human neural interfaces and that the ultimate goal is what they're working on right now is they're, we have already the ability to take a phone and ask a question to the phone, speak right into it and give you an answer in a couple of seconds. But they're going to have within a decade or two decades. There's going to be one less step. You're just going to have that information. You just think it. And you're going to get it. But it's going to be there. And it might actually even come in a form of knowledge. It won't be a written word that you have to read. It'll come in a form. It'll be able to break down what are parcels of knowledge and information. Because they've already figured out they can plant information. They can plant information in the brain. They can plant false memories. So if they can plant false memories.

Or you go to a place like that fucking, uh, what was that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, Total Recall? They hook you up with some machine and you just live like a baller. That's the Matrix, right? Matrix. That's the real, the real hologram.

Yeah. Well, they've also tried a lot of shit that didn't work. Like LSD. Yeah. You know, LSD initially, the idea was that it would be a truth serum that they would capture the enemy, give them LSD, and they would be forced to tell the truth. Right. Not so much. Especially, they didn't even understand the doses. It was a fun serum. Yeah. They were giving people everything on bottles or ass. to read this and tell us the truth. And they would just lose their fucking marble. And then they said, OK, OK, OK, this doesn't work for that. But maybe to work for this. It's probably like one guy who really loved acid. And they wanted to just continue the research. They said, how about we do this? When our guys get captured, they'll take acid. That way they won't be able to divulge any secrets. So that was the two options. And then somewhere around in the late 1960s, they realized they had a problem because acid really permeated the entire culture and started changing the way people were thinking. Right. Opening minds. So many people, the Timothy Leary fans were tuning in and dropping out and they were people were getting to a point where there was ways to think. There was you could be a Republican, you could be a Democrat, you could be a humanitarian or you could be a psychedelic adventurer. Right. All of a sudden that's an option too. Right. And then people were diving into that and they were like, well, these people have really good arguments and they obviously are impossible to mind-fuck.

They're against everything. Yeah, they, you know, like the weather underground. They wanted to have orgies and fucking blow up the government. Yeah, it's, you get a lot of weirdness when you start throwing acid into the mix. So they're like around 1970. All right, let's just make all this shit illegal. It's hard to believe that up until 1970. Everything was legal. Marijuana was illegal since the 1930s, but besides marijuana, like mushrooms, peo mushrooms, cocaine, all that shit was legal until 1970. That's weird, huh? Maybe not cocaine. I know definitely psychic delix.

Well, they've already done it with salvia in a lot of places, but I don't think they're going to say it with cigarettes.

What I think they're gonna do is have like a jack Daniels patch and you slap it on your stomach and you don't have to drink you know get shitty breath. Just put a patch on your stomach.

Oh, sorry not cool. Put it on your stomach. There's a little bit. So I'm gonna try to find out what the actual drugs were

No, I heard it was really funny though. Yeah, cocaine was won. Cocaine was illegal until 1970. You mean legal? Legal rather until 1970. Oh, yeah, Freud was big enough. Warfine was legal. Codine was legal. Yeah. Remember how you used to be able to get coding with Nyquon? Right. Oh my God. I was sick once and I took some Nikolans. I've never felt better in my whole life. It was beautiful. It was like a total psychedelic experience. I don't know if I took too much or what, but I remember. What year was that? You were younger. 97, maybe 98, somewhere in the 90's. When it was still available. I know I do it at a stand-up comedian that's addicted to this stuff. And he used to work in clubs. This is like in the 80's and 90's. And the club owner would have to go out. Like send a manager out to pick him up Nikolans. bottles a night walk. And then he would go back to his hotel room and get fucked up. Yeah, the dude was just a straight up night. We'll junkie. I never heard anything like that. It was working at Rascals in New Jersey and they were telling me the story about this dude. And I'm like how many bottles? Like he'll go through three or four bottles a night.

Who's the fuck out of your brains on? Yeah, you can't be mixing it up. That's the speedball for retards. Yep. Take both of them. Oh, but Cody was delicious. It was so good. Like how it made you feel? Like I was melting into my bed. I was like so happy. I felt so warm and comfortable. I was sick of shit.

Well, I just did it once. I mean, I literally only took this stuff once. Is that John Mayer?

James Franco and Kanye West are doing music video. No, no, no, no. The one on the like, just the real one. One on the right is a parody.

It's so bad though. This fucking the lyrics are so bad. It's just such dumb nonsense overinflated ego nonsense.

for the hobby yeah as Kardashians the hobby and she's like my wife is not a hobby but it's um and my crazier did Kanye West used to be a rationally human being like he just wasn't famous enough from to really bloom shut this terrible piece of stuff it's pretty funny that they start making a job shut it's not good enough to just have an accident it's not good enough to stop it shut it up I don't know nonsense I get it I can't just so bad. I don't get it. If you're someone tried to explain to me the other day. Oh, there's another thing that's really cute. Liberals really left-wing people have taken too defending Kanye saying that he's a genius. The white guilt comes out in full blast. Yes, I've read actually. I've read.

Well, if you want some street cred You know, you talk about how Kanye West is a genius. He's a misunderstood genius. And like all geniuses, he's volatile.

Well, misunderstood in the fact that he's criticized. Yeah. The reason why he says such a brash things is because he's a genius. And geniuses are unhinged. But the problem is the music's terrible. So that evidence doesn't hold up. Why does it sell so much? The same reason why the recent Gallup poll said the 46% of the people thought the earth is less than 10,000 years old. Okay, we're overwhelmed by retards. Yeah, we're we're swimming them.

Not only that, now that he's locked up with Kim Kardashian, he's involved in this fucking weird sort of a, you know, reality.

Yeah, this, this, this, this, this weird meme, this internet thing where everybody's talking about and it's constantly keeps up.

other poor kid. Oh, just grow up like that in front of the camera. Completely confused. Why are the cameras, mommy? I went to Bobby's house. There's no cameras. Shut up. Mom, that's the exit fixed.

You know, poor kid. What do you get to do? Hopefully they'll wake up. Hopefully somebody will give Kanye West some mushrooms. Oh my god, what am I doing? What have I been doing? Who am I? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But Beyonce's new album is high. Who gives a fuck dude? I don't care. So it's nonsense pop music talk. Have you heard the new song?

I don't want to hear you.

I don't want to hear you.

I don't want to hear you. I don't want to hear you. I don't want to hear you. I don't want to hear you. I don't want to hear you. I don't want to hear you.

Well, you got to remember it if you get to bring it up in a conversation.

I don't want it beyond it. No, most of all.

Well, you know the problem with people saying something. If I already know what they're saying. Miley Cyrus. Get it. You know, you're saying something. I already know it. Why did you say Miley Cyrus?

No, I said she's got a great voice. She, she, when she was singing that dolly part in song, Jolie.

So, as far as, like, the way she sings. Yeah. And that song, absolutely. What do you okay in?

Well, that terrible dog shit song that she said of the American music awards or video awards or whatever it was, we're all the controversy. Yeah, that was terrible. But that one video that she did was she did a dolly part and thing, she's got a fucking hell of a voice man. You know, I guess Beyonce does too, but I don't like that music.

Danya Ross. Did you see this thing about FDRs been going on the internet lately that FDR grew up in a dress? Yeah. How was that? Really? Yeah. Apparently it was like normal back then for kids to what? What do you say? Yeah, I was just agreeing with you. Yeah. It was normal for people to wear dresses like for people to like really real people or just fucking their their children. They would have their sons and dresses like they weren't so rigid about their gender roles back then. Yeah. Yeah, actually. Yeah, what?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, somewhat Google Google debunked. Okay. FD on a dress debunked because maybe it was a joke. And we're being trolled.

Um, no, no. We can't debug it after dropping a dress. Wow. This is the article that I tweeted from the Atlantic. It was, it wasn't always blue for boys and pink for girls. It's a fucking really strange. You don't think about it, but that was, that was like not that long ago. And people apparently on regular basis, just their kids up like the crest of the chest or boys up like girls, nobody finds anything of it. The new deals mastermind unexpected childhood look is a reminder that our culture norms about gender-specific clothing for children are surprisingly recent historically historical development. It's kind of weird. You know, it is weird that we decide like the ladies on Fox News are allowed to wear these skirts and allowed to have these legs exposed, but men are not. We have to wear our silly clothes. But if we were in Africa, you know, we're most sigh warriors. We would have to dress differently.

Yeah, we accept some weird shit. Why can't I have to be in a dress, Brian?

How do you know that's a boy though?

Oh, boys and dresses. Um, are you looking at your fun dude? We could check out of this.

You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do it while it's happening. They'll suck you in. I don't really. You'll never escape. Okay. I didn't know that rule. And then they'll- They'll ask you questions and then you respond.

Well, it's just because we- We're giving you a chat to talk about. Okay. That's how we are. Because there's certain things that are going on in the news that I thought were fascinating. And I knew I was going to bring up. So I had to, uh, One of the things that I wanted to talk about was the FDA is actually saying now that anti-bacterial soaps may not curb bacteria. They're also saying that like washing your hands of hot water doesn't do a goddamn thing and that it's just it's soap that kills bacteria and that anti-bacterial soap is actually bad for you.

That's not antibacterial soap, right? That's just poison, right?

Well, it is on your hands. Like if you're one of those how-in-man del type dudes, sports that shit in your hand every day. Yeah. Some people do that. They get obsessed with it. Yeah. Maybe we should shut that heater off, man, because it's about 150,000 fucking degrees in here. It is that. It's great. Soon we'll have real heat. But what they're saying is that we're using it way too much and that people that are doing that are they're killing their natural skin flora and that it's it's not preventing us from getting sick.

Most likely, right, if we keep fucking around with the ecosystem, it bounces back. All these dead bees, man. Yeah, that's a weird thing, man.

Well, they think that. They think that has something to do with actually an article from my Twitter feed, the other day, from Seattleorganicrestrawns.com. We're just talking about pesticides manufactured by Bayer and Sincenta, 94% of GMO corn in the US is treated with either, well listen to this word, Imo-Dak-Lo-Prid, or Clothi-N-It-Din. So I love that stuff on my pasta. That sounds good for your corn. Make sure corn tastes yummy.

Wow. Yeah. That's the way you can grow that corn. Nobody eats it. Yeah. You had to just jack it full of all kinds of wacky stuff. Yeah. They say that also cell phone signals are messing around with bugs. And it's a beat our bees communicate with some sort of a frequency that gets interfered with by cell phones. They could pick up on that. So when they're flying around, they hear the transmissions. They feel them. And then it diverse.

I am top of their head also. Well, they have those multiple facet eyes. It's a lot of eyes, right? Yeah, they have eyes that are like pull up a B-I because they're pretty trippy when you see them in real life. Yeah, that was a concern a few years ago. They were starting to try to figure out what was causing the bees to drop off. And they thought it was killing them, but they say they're not killing them. They're pretty sure that cell phones aren't killing bees, but they're definitely disturbing them, and they're definitely fucking with their ability to communicate.

Yeah, have you seen those crazy little artificial bees that months and those created?

Just as weird as the drone thing, the tiny drones, the drone bees. The idea is create something that can do the work of a bee.

In a hologram world. Yeah, they're so fucking strange. I mean, we're just looking at them as if they're normal because we see them every day and they're a part of our life. But if we didn't know about bees, they didn't exist and all of a sudden there was bees everywhere. We'd be like, what the fuck are those things? It's weird little things that can sting you and fuck you up. And if you want those poor people that's allergic to bee stings, that must be terrifying. You're going to a field and everywhere you go, you could die. You know, you can get stung by some country little bug that literally shuts your heart down.

It's true. Can you peanut butter? Can't survive in a field? Can't smoke weed. That looks cool. That's cool. Wow, that's so strange.

What also looks like it looks like it's fractal, you know, like all those pine cones and you know when you see sunflower seeds, like a sunflower with the seeds inside of it, it all looks fractal. They all look like, you know, it's all like a geometric pattern. A million years of evolution. So weird. So weird that they developed eyes like that. You know, we developed eyes like this. And then there's also shit that developed eyes like us, but completely outside of us, like mollusks, like octopus. Their eyes are very similar. Squids and octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus. They're actually octopus.

too bad. They're delicious. They can also climb out of a fish tank, walk across the floor, climb into another fish tank, eat the fish, then climb back to the other fish. What? Yeah. It was a famous story about a guy who had these expensive fish. He's exotic fish in the aquarium and one aquarium had octopus in it and one aquarium had these really expensive fish. And the fish would come up missing. And the guy was like, what the fuck is going on? Like someone's stealing my fish. So he set up a security camera. It's like trying to figure out if someone's snuck in his house and stole his expensive fish. Because it kept up. So then he watched this octopus lift up the lid of its aquarium. Climb down the glass. I guess they can hold their breath for a long time. Walk across the ground, walk over to the other one, climb inside of the fish, eat it, and go back.

Yeah.

How did he? How did they fit?

These mountain goats aren't saying.

Up and down. Yeah, mountain goats. They have actually these really rough but flexible toes. So they grab a hold of rocks and they can get that. They can walk on shit like easily that we could never walk on.

Nature use crazy motherfucker you. Nature's weird. It has a lot of options. figures out a way, which is one of the more reprehensible things about our denial that these dolphins and orcas are intelligent beings just so they're different than us. That's why we get away with that kind of slavery. What led you to become to go from being like this besides that one Fox news appearance, but to go from being this guy who's like, got an act and you know, it's fairly digestible, and then you go, you know what? I got to say something, or this is, we're dealing with, I'm not satisfied with this anymore.

So you start doing stand-up in Richmond?

Wow. Was that terrifying? You probably weren't doing that many sets, right? Yeah.

That's wild. So you do that for six or seven years. And then the Iraq war comes around and you decide to do the kind of act you're doing now. Or it's all like social commentary.

Yeah, world issues, man. God damn you, you know, especially if you're a woman. If you're a woman and you're trying to have a political opinion on stage, good luck. Yeah. There's so many shithead men that don't want to listen to a woman that has a different opinion.

Yeah, that's like the best way. If you don't go with the omnislaw, you better be hideous looking. You better be just some giant fucking frying pan faced, non-sexual. You know, I mean, to be like a really attractive woman and be a stand up comedian, boy, a lot of, well, I shouldn't generalize because there's people that break every mold. Yeah. But it's a hard road.

I always thought there's like three categories that your stand-up goes through. Like in the beginning, your terrified, going stage, it's just their tools. You're just trying to get laughs. You might not like the joke at all, but you think it works. So you do it because you're just trying to get a laugh. And then once you get a little bit comfortable, then you start doing shit that you think is funny. Shit that you actually would laugh at. Like you laugh at your own jokes. This is actually pretty funny. And then you realize what your own actual sense of humor is and you figure out a way to express that. then and then some people never make this third step they don't have to like the greats like headburg, Stephen Wright they never made this third step and they're still amongst the very best ever so it's not a it's not a mandatory step but for a lot of people they get to the position that you were in the website I they decide I want to make my opinions funny I want to figure out a way to make yeah the ideas that that I think these ideas that are representative of how fucking silly we are society turn them into not just funny, but something that makes you eye-opening funny like you go back to work and you express it and then everybody laughs and they go he's fucking right. Yeah, that's funny.

Yeah, for sure, especially if they don't know who you are.

Do you find it because of YouTube videos? You're very popular YouTube channel. Is that me? Yeah, the biggest difference for you. That's like been your sort of blog, right?

It's the most incredible thing about the internet. It's like something like this podcast. I would have never done this. Yeah, it didn't exist.

I'm amazed at all of that. I'm amazed at him as well. It's the whole idea of a podcast is incredible that you need this little equipment. Yeah. And boom. It's out there to millions of people.

What's the difference between your podcast and moment of clarity? Why is you put more effort into the moment of clarity things?

Do you do a solo podcast with just you talking?

I always say I'm gonna do a solo podcast when I haven't done one since the beginning. The beginning I used to do solo one so I used to just have ideas and just but it's too much work. Also, you got to carry the whole thing. It's tough to carry the whole thing.

Yeah. That's Bill's perfect for that. Yes. You know, like, Bill's not a type of guy that likes to talk over people, but Bill is the type of guy that has a lot of shit to say about a lot of shit that maybe you wouldn't give a fuck about, but Bill get angry about something like, no, no, no, no, because what they're trying to Yeah. He'll go on these like really long rents. So it's almost like for him. It's perfect because for a lot of people, they wouldn't have that like his sense of humor is so aggressive, Boston. You're not fucking me over. I see what you're doing. You know, one of his bits that I love the most is he does this bit about all these movies where there's a black team and the black team faces all these. odds and all these races and the white people trying to keep down the black team like how long are we gonna fuck this movie it was one about synchronized swimming or something like the running out of sports yeah it's like they can't swim it's such a good bet it's such a funny bet but it's one of those things where It's it's such a billbar bit, you know, and it's such a Boston bit, too. It's like his style is one of my favorite styles that Boston aggressive style of comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just great. Yeah, and he so that style of ranting about shit lends itself perfectly to podcasts.

I mean, I'm not joking around. I think they're nonsense. I think those are just like silent movies Like, why are you doing that? Why are you doing it like that? That's dumb. Who would go to see a new silent movie? I saw the Hobbit last night. It was fucking awesome. It was in 3D. The Dragons Incredible.

No. No. That one I felt was a bunch of shit happening that was setting this one up. Dude, the dragon is worth a price of admission. I sell the trailer. I sell the trailer.

Oh, the dragons, the star of the fucking movie. I hope they don't kill them in the next one.

You gotta get to like halfway into the movie for the dragon comes out. But there's no bad parts in the movie. The movie is fun. It's fun from the beginning to the end. It's way better than the last one. The last one to me was kind of flat. But I think it was just there was so much to set up. But this one, it's fucking wicked, dude. So wicked. The dragon is so good. He talks. I am fire. It's so cool. Who does the voice? The dude who was con on Star Trek, right? Yeah, not Ricardo Montamon, the original con. Unfortunately, rest of Seoul. I don't think it's worth it anymore. But the other con, a friend of mine just died at MMA guy, Joe Camacho, 41 years old. I can't, I can't believe it. People are dying young. Some.

Yeah. It was fighting still. It's 41 years old. You ran a martial arts academy, guys, and tremendous shape. I don't know, man. That's crazy. Maybe the government, man. Governments just want to teach people how to kick ass when they take over. Those bees. It's fucking bees. It's anti-bacterial soap. There's a fucking article right here in the front of CNN about vitamins being a waste of money. Editorial in medical journal says yes.

Hmm. It says, the vitamins industry is based on anecdote. People saying, I like this and it makes me feel better. So Dr. Edgar Miller, Professor Medicine, Epidemia and John Hopkins. You know what the promise? A lot of these guys that are saying this, they're trying to get attention for their work. And they're taking these controversial stances because measuring someone's health and measuring whether or not they would be healthier or not be healthy based on whether or not they're taking vitamins is very tricky. But renewal for a fact that vitamins cure a lot of shit, scurvy, take vitamin C, scurvy goes away. You know, we know for a fact that supplementing vitamins has a positive effect in the human body.

I mean, the reason why we can break these molecules down to individual components like vitamin A, vitamin C, vitamin D, is because of a science because they realize there's an effect that each one has, it's variable, they're different, they're different from each other. The other, the supplements don't do you any good. I bet this guy's out of shape, but he doesn't exercise, but he doesn't know his body. It's nonsense. Vitamins for sure fucking help you. It says vitamins didn't prevent mortality in any way in addition. What can you tell? How do you know if someone would have lived? They didn't have vitamins and died because they took vitamins or died because they didn't have vitamins and would have lived. They did. You don't. The only way to do it is to take two people have them live the exact same life. One guy takes vitamins, one guy doesn't. Test their blood along the way. They have the same life experiences, same stress, and you can't do that, obviously. There's a lot of variables when it comes to human health. stress your lifestyle, the pollution that you live in. There's a lot of things, but to say that the building blocks of the human body, nutritional supplements, like vitamin A, D, C, B, 12, the ones that we know are absolutely beneficial to the body. They don't inject vitamin B12 into athletes because it doesn't help. They inject it because it's awesome. If you ever had to take vitamin B12 supplements, it's fucking great. It gives you energy. like some will be a twelve you spray it into your tongue like give yourself a big dose of e12 it's fucking great it depends on the way you take it in like whether it's a pillar this is what it the the injectable b12 is the best and there's some forms of vitamin c that's more easily absorbed by the body but What can't be disputed? What these guys say when they're doing studies and those, you can't do a study like that. What we know for a fact is that people need vitamins. You need them. You need them in your food. You need them. You need them in your nutrients, in your food. You need to have building blocks for repair. You need to give your body protein. You need to give your body carbohydrates. That's all we understand all that. There's a reason why they've broken these vitamins down into individual components, is because they know what each one does. Yeah.

Yeah, this is one of the guys that had a retort to it. So they believe that vitamins, multivitamin is addressed in nutritional deficiencies in people. We don't believe that they're the answer to all life ailments such as the editorial suggests. And I think that's one of the problems with saying that vitamins don't help. Without a doubt, nutritional deficiencies are not good for you. You could live through them and you could live a dollar life. But if you take good food into your body, you will feel better. And the reason for that is nutrients. For sure, you should get it from live food, from vegetables and fresh vegetables and fresh meats. That's for sure we should get your vitamins. If you can eat a balanced out that way. But supplementing is better than not supplementing. It just is. I mean, it's pretty much proven.

I mean, you want to really clean up your body, you want to really be healthy, cut out the process food first, just cut out all that stuff. If you can, cut out all the stuff that's not just natural things that Animals have been eating forever like vegetables and meat and eggs all the normal stuff as soon as you cut out all that's that even dairy. I've started cutting out dairy God damn it. I was listening to Tony Henchcliff the other day. I was like I don't want to cut out dairy, but if you do you feel better super twink super twink is new name Don't refer to him as anything other than that. That's happy with it. It's going with it

try to do that. I mean, look, whenever there's a way to make more money, if there's a way to make money, that's what they do. Could we make more money by pretending people need milk? What's fucking a glass of milk a day? It's shown to make your children grow an extra inch a year. You know, back in the old days, they would talk about palm olives being or Paul Malls being the cigarettes at doctors.

Amazing. And that was our parent's lifetime. There was like, when there was like, the 50s, maybe 60s, when was that? Yeah, yeah, no 50s.

Yeah, well, I was born in 67. My mom was 21 when I was born. So she lived in the 50s. She saw that shit when she was a kid. Look at this.

Blow it in her face. Oh my god. That's a low joke. They had a low joke. But what is that? I don't even know what that is. It's a cigarette. Yeah, but see if you can find the the the doctor Paul Moll doctor adds. That's what Johnny Carson used to smoke. until his lungs became these black tripled up things to dangling from his neck, rattling around inside of his weasing chest, more doctors, some chemicals than any other cigarettes. That's the one. Look at that. That's so crazy. They used to do that, too. You watch those old movies or someone go to the doctor and the doctor be smoking cigarettes in the office.

That's so crazy. So crazy. That was I mean, it couldn't have been in the earlier than the 40s or 50s.

And that's not even 100 years, man. That's nuts. They talk to your supposed to smoke cigarettes. Do you ever see the J. Edgar Hoover movie with Leonardo Caprio? It's part of the movie where his mom is telling him that your doctor's been telling you to smoke to make him more vital. Yeah, you need to smoke.

What the hell is that? Your T zone with time. How are these people not all in jail?

How about this thing that we read earlier today about the climate tonight? The climate change expert, the highest paid guy. What is fucking fake?

It's so beautiful. I mean, things like that make you wonder about the simulation.

Yeah, we didn't talk about that yet. That's one of the weirdest things ever on television. This guy at the Nelson Mandela funeral was not only faking, being able to translate sign language, he had done it before, and got in trouble with it before. And 10 years ago was accused of murder. And this guy's rap, rap, too. God damn it. And he was three feet away from the fucking president. Yeah.

I haven't had a four on schizophrenia episode apparently.

Well, that's what he says, yeah.

What is that? Was an angry group that burned two men to death. Wow. He was in an angry group that burned two men to death. Oh. Where you at? I don't see. So crazy. Where you at? Where you at? That was the only thing people got upset about. Remember when we talked about them in the podcast? Why do black people talk on their speaker phone? Yeah. And people why do you go to see black people? Because they do. Yeah. I'm just saying. It's another wrong. We're talking to your speaker phone. But do you tell me why do black people talking their speaker phone like that? They do that a lot. They don't do it as much anymore. That's kind of dropped off. Or maybe I'm not just hanging out with many black people. And we're talking like Bluetooth? No, they would have their phone on speaker. So they'd be standing there. We'll stop dog, we do a man, and then they would talk like you got to be like, y'all, man, you know me, I just tell them, yeah, and you feel the hair, both sides of the conversation. It's like they wanted to let you know that they don't hold their phone up throughout your. That's the new style.

There's nothing wrong with doing it. Right. So what if I hear one side of your conversation or two sides of your conversation, it doesn't mean fuck all to me. It's the same thing. If I hear you talking in the phone, if you you're having this conversation, I don't hear the guy on the other end. It's not better. You know, it's just a conversation I'm hearing. It's not a bad thing. So if you choose to have your friend on speaker phone and you talk to them and you want the whole world to hear the full conversation, what do I give it shit? I don't have a problem with it at all. Logically to me, it's just the same as one person talking. It's not hurting my feelings. But I think it's weird that black people enjoy that. That they like to put their phone on speaker phone.

No, that's rude because you only have the movie theaters interrupt something for other people like you go to see smoke you you want to see a dragon talk you want to you want to hear someone go are you don't fuck up now billbow oh Don't go in there billbow Don't fucking go to fry you no I think that's rude, but if you're outside the movie there and the movie's out and you're like yo dog, that's small goes to shit. Yo, you just see that shit be yeah man. That's ragged as a motherfucker dude. Dragon is a motherfucker too. I am the way he questions Bilbo and Bilbo's got the key. Is it Bilbo? Yeah, it's Bilbo, right? Who's the old one? Frodo, right? The little dude from the last one say all the other ones. The other ones, the other ones from the last one. Right. And then Bilbo's in the new ones. Yeah. Exactly. It's a good fucking little way. It doesn't solve world problems. It's not a it's not gonna change work. It's not gonna make anybody cry if you're not gonna believe for a second. It's real. That's my kind of movie. Yeah, I'm gonna go see any depressing movies dude.

That's real depressing because that's real life that's even to me worse than a depressing movie about you know a fictional character But I don't I don't go to the pressing movies anymore, but I did go to see Dallas buyers club But it wasn't really that depressing. It's just kind of crazy another stock market one right no no it's about AZT about the use of AZT to treat AIDS patients and about how they just unloaded AZT on people human trials of AZT that are dropping like flies people they're using AZT for cancer medication it was killing more people than the cancer was good good and they when AIDS came along and they're like look we're just fucking throw AZT out and we got a bunch of this shit got it in fact was what was behind them wanting to use this shit They would make money and the movie goes into great detail about it and the movie actually has a disclaimer at the end is quite fascinating They talked about the cocktails where AZT was used in a lower dose and helped save lives. They're like said it just like as an aside at the end of the movie in print. Again, we gotta say that's what we don't get sued. Wow. But the reality of AZT is AZT is toxic as fuck. And Matthew McConaughey's character gets AIDS and they put him on AZT's about to die and then he starts eating healthy and going to this guy in Mexico who's been kicked out of the United States for practicing alternative medicine. I don't want to tell you anymore. Spoiler alert. It's a pretty interesting. But it's the same thing. It's all about... It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's just people making money. It's just people making money off a drug. They don't care. The money goes into really, they do a really good job of painting how the decisions were made and it's interesting stuff.

Crazy shit. Do you have hope? Lee Camp for the human race. Do I have hope?

What can they do though? If they really are waking up, what do you think could be done? Like if you had a look at the big picture, if you look at like the society that we've sort of found ourselves in today in 2013, you sort of extrapolate from there 30, 40 years in the future, how do you see it all working out?

It's even bigger than that now, right? Yeah. It's like that HG Wells quote, I love this quote, that history is a race between education and catastrophe. You know, and, you know, it's like it that out when he was writing war the world. It's like between hundreds. When really, they hadn't even begun to fuck the world up yet.

I love that one. That one's great. That one's fantastic. You know, I'm listening to this latest hardcore history podcast right now from you're listening to Dan Carlin's hardcore history. No. Amazing podcast. He takes episodes in history that you would probably never study and makes them really fascinating and really interesting. But it's about World War One. What got us into World War One and how brutal World War One was were Germans invaded the Belgians. Yeah, it's, you know, hard to really believe that that was 100 years ago.

Yeah, it's true. Yeah, you really don't get nearly, and it does not have time. There's no, you know, you got history, how many days a week? You know, you're how many hours in a day, you're in class for an hour of time, like what the fuck are you gonna learn? Here take this at home and be even more ridiculous. You know, read some pages that you never remember, and we'll teach you some shit that we've already disputed like Columbus. We still have Columbus Day!

His own fucking diaries. If you don't, if you want to learn about him, listen to our podcast with Greg Proops. Greg Proops drops knowledge. Listen to that podcast is amazing. He's so smart, but he's also so well read and, you know, It's so entertaining, so he's talking about Columbus. It's like one of the best descriptions of how fucked up those people were. Yeah. The scene of them landing, you know, in these places where these people had never seen people like that before.

Yeah, they were all like psychedelic people. Take an iron wasca and live it off the land and these crazy assholes came by boat starving to death. Yeah, it's raping. This thing that I'm listening to about World War I. It's really hard to wrap your head around these atrocities taking place today. because what the Germans did to the Belgium. So he's like, really crazy. Like, gang is constiped shit. And the idea that that's only 100 years ago, and that that's the same animals who would call themselves people today existed then. Like, the form of us and them, they're the same. There's no difference. Maybe we have better nutrition, so people like, they get bigger. But other than that, you know, we don't have taller. Yeah, like we got to go. Well, Japanese people, clearly, they've aided You know, the nutrition's aided them, the size of Japanese people, since the indoctrination into the western diet, they've grown steadily larger and larger. And humans have too. If you go back to Rocky Marciano, who was the heavyweight champion of the world, he was 180 pounds. He was like 180 pounds. He had his heaviest weight and big at all.

Yeah, old houses. You have to duck, you know? Like people in the Civil War, they weighed like 120 pounds.

Yeah, let's find out how tall was Robert E. Lee. I bet you're right. Yeah, I think Napoleon was really.

Because he was a little dude amongst the little dudes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How tall was Napoleon? Let's find out after Robby Lee. Okay. Let's see. Yes. I say he's 55. What do you say? 5-4. 5-1. He was actually 5-10. Zero. He was a dog. We fucked up. I went there. Oh, dog. How tall was the pole in it? We fucked up. Abraham Lincoln was there. I thought you were doing a poignant thing. Abraham Lincoln was huge though. Okay, Napoleon. I say five feet tall. Four, eight. You don't give a fuck. Used in the price right shit. Huh, says five foot five. Wait a minute. That doesn't make any sense. Because people were really little back then. Five point five. That doesn't mean five and a half five and one-half inches.

Is he Canadian? One. It says 1.686 meters. What is that? Fuck is that? Why would you give me that? That's Siri. Oh, I mean. Why does it say five? It says five comma five feet tall. That's weird. Okay, this website sucks. All right, let's go in there. But Wikipedia. Okay, his height was actually, here we go.

huh listen this the British propaganda of the time promoted the idea that Napoleon was short in reality his height was above average for the period wow that is really in through history it's exactly we're talking about historians have now suggested that Napoleon was five foot six which was often seen while that's really interesting that's not that's over back then Yeah, it says Napoleon was often seen with his imperial guard, which also contributed to the perception of his being short because the imperial guards were above average height. In psychology, the Napoleon complexes are guarded as a derogatory social stereotype. That is interesting. So in reality, Napoleon was taller than the average person at the time. They just learned it here first, folks. And we learned it because the internet. See soon that'll be wired into our minds and we will just think it and then everybody will be in a knowing hunt that has all the answers And you'll they'll tell you something like also right recently and you'd like I know that too duh everyone knows everything now I do yeah, that will help right when everybody knows everything we can't you know Everybody has everything. There'd be no grandstanding.

Everyone did just going to be on XSC all day. They're going to develop a new XSC that doesn't fuck with your head. So you can just be on XSC all the time. Everyone knows everything but no one cares. Everyone knows everything about everybody but everyone's in XSC. So like so what? Give me a hug. Happy be alive. So happy to be alive. We can't. So when you go back to New York.

You did a great job at the ice house. That was really fun. That was really funny stuff. That crowd is the greatest crowd on Earth. Yeah, the smart. They don't get any better. Yeah, it's really doesn't get any better. So it's a club from the 1960.

Yeah, but again, the end of the year and it makes you appreciate those. Yeah, that's true. I think you should always have a shitty fucking show every now and then. Just to appreciate the good ones. Yeah, yeah. A bunch of dumb people. You should probably schedule shows and places you know, or in a suck. Just so they could really appreciate like, you know, Austin, you know, somewhere cool. Yeah. Chicago, you know, schedule places that are just fucking filled with.

There's some cool people here If people want to find out about your stand up, then why catch you somewhere? Where's the best way to get a little of you?

Yeah, they can't.

I can't believe you.

Yeah, well, fuck down.

Do you ever find yourself? It's like there's not a talk about today.

Yeah, so everything so is that like the theme everything has to sort of have a meaning to it. You got to be pointing something out and try to make it funny.

The Amazon drones.

It's weird. We've shown it on the podcast where the Amazon drone dropping packages off. A lot of people like actual science people thought that they were trolling. They were just trying to get a lot of attention for their possibilities of the future. They're in no way shape or form actually preparing to use drones to drop packages off.

I think they only go like above buildings and shit, which makes it easy to shoot down. We were saying is that someone's gonna shoot your package. Yeah, if you're delivering some fucking something that's shooting with prizes. Yeah, you just make them blow up. Meanwhile, they have 360 cameras everywhere to prevent that because Amazon wants to secure right in safety of their drones. And I'm sure that's right. I think that's your privacy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They won't hack those now at all. They're gonna realize from this that people need their freedom, need their space. And they're gonna, they're gonna give us that. They're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, um, um, they're gonna give us that. They're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they're gonna, um, they They need to understand the falling of their ways.

I like that. That's good when I like that. I agree with you. I think it also could go both ways for sure, but right now it's the possibilities, I think, are leaning towards what you're saying that people are waking up. People are, it just takes a while. I mean, if you look back at what this hardcore history podcast about the World War I and how brutal the Germans were to the Belgians and how, you know, that wasn't that long ago. And you think of how relatively safe the world is today unless you're in Pakistan, you get hit by a drone or unless you're in Afghanistan or a few severe hot spots in the world. There's a lot of fucking safety. There's a lot more safety now than there's ever been before. There's a lot more civility now than there's ever been before. And all of the bullshit, all the war and all the, it has to be done like under an air of fuckery because if you just come out with the idea of imperialism is not going to be accepted anymore. You can't just say like the Germans say we're going to take Belgium. You know, like America would go, well, why? Why would you go into Belgium? Didn't do anything to anybody? They barely have an army. Like what the fuck are you doing? We wouldn't stand for it. Well, we're going to go through Belgium because we want to get to France. You can't do that.

Yeah, that's also one of the reasons why the idea of false flags, you know, which a lot of people don't want to accept as a historical fact. But, you know, I mean, the kind of history channel talks about the Gulf of Tokyo.

Isn't hilarious, like, after it's a certain age, we're like, yeah, yeah, we've fucking lied to you. You know what I'm talking about? We don't do anymore.

They're like, dude, that was 60 years ago. We don't do that anymore. Okay, pay your taxes, hippie. Do you do you think freedom's free? Cause freedom is. Fuck hands.

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