Transcript for #168 - Ronda Rousey, Eddie Bravo

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How could you have any character at all? I don't know. You would have to be a complete mess. There's no way you would ever have an opportunity to develop a character. Just be fucked.

I mean, the celebrity ever. Well, he was also probably the most famous guy ever, too. I mean, the dude was right up there, right? Who's more famous than him? Yeah, exactly. Is there anybody? Yep.

Maybe Muhammad Ali in his prime. Yeah, maybe I've been right up there. Dude was building carnival in his house in shit. You know what I mean?

There's so much negativity attached to him, but if you're in a club and want to be starting something comes on, people fucking throw their ends up in the air when I do it. Wow, you know that part when that fucking song kicks in man. Yeah, they love it

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Yeah, that's a silly song, but like Judas Priest, man, that they were, they were hilarious. They were great games. Great powerful energetic games.

Damn, those are a couple loud cracks that are wrong to Ralph. Yeah. Well, you're doing work on guillotine defense?

Is that just from the lifetime of judo?

Yeah. That's amazing. All those years of grabbing shit and manipulating bodies. When you see someone and they're wearing like a nice winter coat, is it almost like tempting to just ragdollum? I was looking at the ground. I was looking at the ground.

I was looking at the ground. I was looking at the ground. I was looking at the ground. I was looking at the ground.

I was looking at the ground. I was looking at the ground. I was looking at the ground. I was looking at the ground.

I've always felt the winnings by advantage, like wins by advantage, at least in Jiu Jitsu. They always seemed like bullshit to me. Like that's a draw. You just wanted to give it to somebody. You know, it just seems that it's like everything. Yeah, it's like nothing happened. Nothing happened, man. I mean, what one guy's on top is really

But how often is it happening? Isn't that like, isn't that like the biggest problem they're like in judging?

like they just it's like that corrupt religious so that should have been how many points we should have been it should have won and she will really that's the hope that should be the whole match yeah and then I didn't call in judo again e-pon is that what is called yeah yeah and that means it's that corrupt is there video footage of this can we see this yeah You know, that's a realistic one, you know, like to think about judo. One of the things that I love is like if you, you know, you see a tournament that guy gets slammed on his head and that is the match. Well, that's the match in real life, too. In real life, it's one of the greatest. There's a video of this Russian kid. This boxer is fighting this Russian judo kid. They're having a street fight and the Russian judo guy grabs this motherfucker and throws him onto his head onto the concrete and it's horrifying. They do just. He just goes ganzo out.

Oh my god, amazing. You can just throw it dude in just Jesus Christ.

Plenty of people. Yeah, especially people weren't close, you know, a person wearing a jacket. Yeah.

A soda guy is the one where the leg goes in between legs?

I'll do the other one. Which is the one where the leg goes in? What is it in between legs? Yeah. Which amount? Yeah. And when it goes all across the outside of the legs. That's where I go.

That's a dope name. I just had a change.

Do you know how to speak Japanese?

Did you just get tired of it because there was no money in judo? Is there money in print was there like a professional judo league?

But it's really hard to make money as a judo player. It was out of, was out of reason to get into MMA? Was it a financial reason?

They pay athletes to train.

Why was your mom was a Judo champion, right?

Oh, my family. Bitches drop a bitches on her head.

I mean, that sounds like a super star period.

Yeah, you're like Hicks and Gracie's kid. Right? But for like, woman judoka's.

Isn't it crazy that they can even do that? That anything that they can sign you up for anything. And you signed it, man. You signed the piece of paper. Now you are slave. What are you going to say? Or you go to jail. You can't quit. I mean, that is the most ridiculous thing. But really, that's the only way you can have an army. The only way you can have an army is you can't quit. You have to come to some really irrational agreement where you know you have to do everything they tell you get up when they tell you they're gonna wake you up early so you get used to it.

I remember I was watching one of those Marine commercials with a dude was fucking jumping over these obstacles and running and climbing this net and he pulls out a sword and you're watching it's all like video game shit like you know, they're doing like karate and it's like a video game and you're watching and you're like God damn I want to be a fucking Marine. Yeah, if your life sucks if your life is boring like shit, that looks awesome Yeah. You shouldn't be able to like, but that's like such false advertising. You know what I mean?

You know what if they can devise a program? What if they could devise a program where when you're in one of their spacecraft, one of their fighter jets or something like that, that while you're looking at everything through the lens gets distorted and changed, so it looks like you're fighting off monsters. That would be brilliant. Like it's said, a people. It looks like you're fighting fucking zombies. Like every person that you just have nowhere worse. Yeah, you don't know fucking remorse whatsoever. It would be you would just it would completely change everything would change the color of the make a nightmare or scenario down there and it would all be zombies. How about that? That's how you would see reality.

Look how good those video games look now look how close we are to like almost emulating real life It's pretty close. I mean, it's not they are totally yet. You can still tell to video game, but for how much longer yeah, I mean But I mean, when you're watching video games, like the interaction that you have with a lot of these characters, now it's so good. Eventually it's going to get to a point where between the movie or the motion picture was invented and video games today, the ability to create the image they can create today, what is going to, you take that same timeline of like 100 years and put it into the future? Fuck man, I probably will look exactly like real life. It'll probably for our eyes be indistinguishable.

Once you could do that shit, you know what they're gonna do with movement, you know how they do movement? It's pretty dope. They do it in a giant like hamster ball. Yeah, so you have this. It's a, you know how, uh, hamsters, they walk, they roll in those wheels. You know how they keep going, but it's, but it's a ball. It goes in all different directions. They have balls too. You put them in there and they roll it backwards and forwards and side and side. It's like that. So as you're going forward, you're probably going to have some sort of a sensation that you're crossing this thing to move. But you will other than that you will be in an ever-changing constant real-life environment inside your own fucking head with 3D helmet on Well, they already have invented like rudimentary ones They're not that good though. It's just I don't think they have the technology yet to recreate you know giant worlds like that in real time and you know I don't I don't know I mean I don't know how much has been invested in it. I've seen the documentary. I think I've got the fucking guys to make video games on it. I'm sure they can pull it off.

Yes. Yeah.

There was that other guy that was scary in that documentary. The one who kept referring to them is Atalex, Atalex. The guy who lives in China, who's a guy who's a... I forget his name, I should remember his name, but he was talking about how, you know, he doesn't see it as being such a rosy future.

He invested over a hundred different things. He has like a hundred different patterns.

And it just seems like they're going to figure everything out eventually.

Yeah, I think it personally done that with paralyzed people as well. Really. Yeah, yeah, I believe they have. Yeah, yeah, with it's crazy.

They're still going to have to be a real tangible world where people have to mind for all this shit and get these minerals to create these things. That's the really freakyest part about technology and where everything's going is if you go to the root of technology. It's rare minerals and they're in the Congo. like most of the stuff that they need to make like cell phones and then laptops and shit. It's all in like these terrible dark places where people are barefoot and they're pulling it out by hand. You know what I mean? You watch the The Vice God of the Congo. It's amazing shit, man. It's really. We can't even imagine. It's like worse than Mad Max. You know, the Congo is it's a crazy jungle and they have children working there and there was like all this this just weirdness there with armies and different fighting you know factions it's like super dangerous place to go to and that's where all these minerals are coming out there. There are slaughtering people, unprecedented race in the race in the Congo. It's like really scary shit. It's very dangerous to go down.

It's so stupid. It's like moving into an alien war path. It's like that's what that's what it is out there. It's like oh, that's a battlefield. There's bugs and snakes and chamomores and chimps and this and that and that and this people with nine-year-olds with guns. Spiders, gyros, spiders. Yeah, the people. Yeah, they're, they're even scarier.

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I don't want a smart bug here. You want to see the clearest sign ever of adaptation and evolution on earth. It's the Congo because the Congo just 2,000 plus years ago was like grasslands. And so there's all these animals that are stuck inside the Congo that used to be like grasslands animals. Like there's a thing called that. I think it's called a diker and it's a type of antelope. It's this little tiny, like short-legged antelope that now can swim underwater for a hundred yards and it eats fish. Yeah, because the jungle just swarmed around like bitch. You want to survive? Well, you guess what? Leaves aren't going to do it anymore. There's a lot of water around here and you're going to have to you have to try getting fish and the antelopes. Like what the fuck are you talking about? We don't kill things. Yeah. Yeah. An antelope. I can put it in this fish. I can put it in this fish system when I have to change the antelopes. I can put it in this fish system when I have to change the antelopes.

Jungle is growing so it's like he said it's like these animals take over all these like there's rhinos that are stuck in the Congo. You know there's all these like planes animals like gazelles and shed the video is beautiful. I remember when they were running through this splash of the water it's like they're just trapped in there. They're stuck and they can't get out. They're in this rainforest but they're not rainforest animals. It's really weird. So it's a rainforest but there's like deer running through it. Very strange, you know, and it's just there's parts of it. It's just impenetrable So it's amazing amazing put you know that guy Shane Smith that we had invited me to go with him to try to find the fucking man-sized chimps in the Congo I'm like bitch I ain't going to the car. Oh, you crazy people chimps Now this is giant chimps There's a thing called the Bondo A, but it's a huge great chip huge enormous over six feet tall a lot of their photos of them walking upright and enormous chimpanzees and they nest on the ground like gorillas But they're so deep in the Congo. They've this a guy named Carl Amman. He's a a wildlife photographer that's been going there since 1996 And all he's got is like camera photos and photos of skulls and it's like it's really fucking hard to find them. But a research team in somewhere in the 2000s, early 2000s went and they got not only did they get photos of them, they got video of one eating a Jaguar. This is the craziest thing. The locals say there's two different types of chimps. There's the tree beaters and the lion killers. They call them lion killers. These are giant 300, 400 pound chimpanzees that can walk upright and they have all gray hair. It's like that fucking shitty movie. Remember that movie Congo? Do you remember that movie Brian?

Who's a Michael trying to set his name? The guy wrote Jurassic Park and wrote all those. He wrote that, right? I think so. Yeah. Well, it's based on a real fucking monkey. Wow. They really have them. They shot one in like the early 1900s and you know, nobody could tell what the fuck it was. Well, when they don't want they shot, they took a photo of it and they have it that had it on like a stick and everybody's like, what was that? Some sort of a mutant gorilla? Like what the fuck is that thing? Well, that's what it was. It was one of these crazy giant chimps. Like there's a whole lost subspecies of chimps and they're huge and they're aggressive and they eat big cats. Wow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We wouldn't be able to do anything about it. If there really was a King Kong, they wouldn't have never. He would have jumped off that Empire State Building and grabbed his dick when he hit the ground. Real Jim did that big. They're so fucking strong, man. They're super organisms. And to think that a regular one that's 150 pounds is a strength of a 500 pound man. Like they've shown them like they've had they've done exercises with these things where they've they've given them candy for picking up certain things and like moving things or pulling on things he how hard they can pull it they had some female chimpanzee and with warm she had some in it was insane it was like thousands of pounds she was pulling with one arm and it looked effortless to her look just effortless like we can't even wrap our heads around how fucking strong a six foot tall 400 pound champ would be

They hunt in packs. But that was one of the things they got rushed on in one of the stories by these scientists is they got rushed on by them. And the chimps got scared off when they saw people's faces and they panning. But they said it was fucking terrifying because they weren't coming to scare anybody away. They were rushing on them. Quiet. They were coming in as hunting. They were hunting, but then they saw the people's faces, they saw the white faces, and they freaked out, and they took off. But these were just fucking scientists, and you know, I don't know if they were even armed. I mean, I don't think you're supposed to go walk into the Congo armed. You know, I think they fucking shoot you. So they probably didn't even have guns. So what are they doing?

giant six foot tall murderous great chance with crests on their head like gorillas crests they have crests on their head and when they when they get angry like a dog their hair pops up in the back like a mohawk god damn scary that would be in the jungle and these motherfuckers are part of nothing

They train them like a dog. They go watch dog. That's a real shit.

Wow, and what are they attributed to? Probably a lack of food. Well, you know, there's a big instances or a lot of instances of polar bear cannibalism now. They're observing all these polar bears eating each other. Really, a normal rates. It's always bears avoid eating other bears, especially late in the season, like before they're going to hibernation. Like a lot of times, if food scares or something goes wrong, they'll eat their cubs.

Yeah, but I think dolphins eat other dolphins. They just do it to get the females. Fuck.

Killer whales were keen, yeah killing sharks, yeah killer whales are the baddest motherfuckers in the ocean. They're like people brains in this giant like super body. There's not great kill it kill whales.

to the people watch that happen. How badass must have that been. You know, fuck going front row, the UFC, man. Being in the ocean on a boat and you're watching a killer whale in a shark fight to the death. A great white shark.

I don't think they can fuck with the killer whale. Killer whales are too smart, too big. It's like, you know what it's like? They're just kind of dumb fish, you know, they're dumb eating machines.

Everybody's scared of killer of sharks, but if killer whales want to fuck people up, that would be the real man.

They should, you know what, man, they should let those wells go. That's fucked up. What they're doing is totally wrong. There's these animals have a direct connection with their parents and they steal them from them. And then they take them and then they put them in these fucking fish tanks and wonder why they kill people. They're thinking animals.

Yeah, what is it called? Name Tila Kim or something like that? Whatever the name of the whale. It's not true

If they kill someone else, fuck it. It's amazing. And he knows that he can kill people, get away with it, too. That's what's incredible. He's killed three different people.

They can't do something. You can't just can't go in the tank with them. No one can go to tank with him anymore. You can't like they're trying to use him for breeding and shit, but you can't go on the tank with him.

I don't think he does. He'll do things at a distance, but I don't think you're allowed to get actually in the tank with him.

I think he pulled the last one. He reached up and grabbed her and pulled her into the water and drowned her. and he did it in front of a bunch of people. You know, he, he, he, he, he, you know, I think I think she did, she did something like she, she rubbed his back, rubbed his belly or something, setting something like he really likes this, and then he took off and then fucking just grabbed her and yanked her into the water, you know, and just, I guess everybody just freaked the fuck out. And what's it got you in the water? I mean, that's it. By the way, there's really nothing you could do.

No, it was February. Probably. Come on.

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Well, you've always watched Strike Force, man.

Where was this?

Oh my god, what are these bitches names so we can publicly humiliate them?

Please email them to us and we'll put it on Twitter. What a bunch of bitches.

Oh. Yeah. So what? You were going to attack my men. Yeah. Did you tell your mom you did judo and Juno? Yeah.

I'm going to see Juno's. I'm going to see Juno's. I'm going to see Juno's. That's a great fucking story. That should be a YouTube clip. Do you know, make an animation of that shit?

There's a lot of people out there that need to be thrown on their fucking head.

Whoa. How's that going? Do you like it? Yeah, I love it.

Right, hold that video up. Watch that shit. Gina Cronova's Cyborg.

Rousey. Hold on, turn this around. Rousey, turn the volume up on this Brian.

This is.

You're right, man.

She ain't on top of her. She ain't on top of her. She ain't on top of her.

I think I forgot all about this part of the fight.

We're watching this, we're focusing as soon as I'm here in this on iTunes. Watching Gino Corrano versus Chris Cyborg. And it's a fucking crazy exchange right now. Cyborg is cheating off on her. What a vicious body kick she just landed. Oh. And then she go to, oh, now we're Corrano mounted her. Holy shit. I forgot about this. Totally forgot about this. Jesus doing fucking great. Oh my god. I forgot she in the mountains. She was in the mountains. But Gina does not like being on the ground. She felt she stood up. That's amazing. She had her mounted and she stood up.

This is a crazy fight man.

Yeah, no shit.

Gina is a badass, too. You've got to give it up to this chick.

He's just so much stronger.

She was more confident with being on top. Man, she was on top of her ground and pounding her.

Yeah. She's a good technique man. Gina's really good technique.

Wow. There's an iconic photo of these two, where cyborg is holding the side of Gina Carano's face and punching her in the head with her other hand. And it's like, it's really fucking powerful photo.

What do you see when you see her? Do you like, would you watch in a video of her? Are you like breaking her down, looking for holes?

It's just real physical.

Right here, this is one of the photos. She was holding her with her hand and then punching with the other hand. So you don't feel like her grown-up pattern or anything. You feel like it's all just real aggressive.

She went for a crazy Americana, but that was a wacky one. She didn't drag the elbow down to the body. She's so strong, man. So strong. Her stand-up is so nasty. The last fight that she had, who's the woman that she followed? The last weekend?

She wanted to get beat up. She got beat up. She took her out in 16 seconds and it was pretty fucking ferocious. Look at this. This is a fucking beating right here, man. God damn.

Is that it? Is that it? They stop the fight?

He stopped it at the bell. Here's his point and it makes sense. There's not a lot of talented women out there. There's not like as many as there are men. You know, there's like, you know, the UFC has under contract. I don't know how many men at one point in time I know. It was 250, but that was before the acquisition of Strike 4. So, you know, between the guys with the WEC, the UFC guys, everyone together down under one roof. Holy shit.

Yeah, but here's a cue. Yeah, let's just throw it down. But you know, Rhonda's only had four fights, right? And she's already a star. Yeah, but you know, when you're fighting, I mean, it's my opinion that you should You know, it should be like a natural course of progression. You know, you fight some like top contenders. You know, you get rang to get up there. They should be like a bunch of girls you have to go through. You and four fights in and they're already like asking her after she won, you know, what is she thinking about fighting you? To me, that shows like this is like a lack of depth in just the women's divisions. And it's not It is what it is, and I think it's very exciting. You remember one time when we went to one of the tough enough shows, and there was a check fight that was just out of this world. At the end of the night, I watched that fight, and afterwards, I go, I'm a fan now, I'm a fan. I used to say, I don't want to see chicks fight each other, but after watching that, I was like, God, they take us technique.

I mean, what is one women's 145 called?

Do you cut weight? No. You don't cut any weight at all. You just fight it.

So, um, and you're thinking about going one thirty five now?

Well, I'm sure she does. And Trash talking is always fun.

Would that fuck with you to drop the weight?

When you competed in judo, would you compete at?

That's a giant gap too, especially for women.

Do you think that made you more technical?

They would say the smaller, you know, jujitsu people are much more technical.

What do you do for strength training?

What kind of, what kind of shit is the, what is the, what is the, what are you doing? Like, like tires with sledgehammer, as you don't kettlebells.

Last fight was what a month ago. What was that last fight?

did that girl um did she not what happened there did she not tap or did referee not get there in time apparently a video back we see that oh yeah yeah oh yeah I saw it just reached 100,000 views of the house yeah look look up uh ronda rousey and who you find the view dd for those of you that don't know ronda

Do you think you have an advantage? You'll do it. Do you teach it to an all?

All right, here's the fight. Look how quick the shit is. Here comes Ronda. Get the clench. You got the headlock and right now this girl's fucked. As soon as you get a hold of these checks, do you feel like, especially like a chick is not a grappler? Do you feel like a massive advantage in controlling them? I like how you misdirected there, too. You went to throw over the top, then you turned it full mouth right away.

And now, what does it do? Because girls, like, here's the arm. Check this shit out. Girl, it doesn't tap. And it's rolled over. And she's thinking it doesn't tap now.

So she flipped over and look at that. Check it. Did you blame the referee there? Because it looked like that girl. Could have tapped. She could have tapped, right? You just fucked that arm up.

When you grab a hold of checks, do you feel like a massive advantage usually, like, once you?

You're a small amount of time to hit them right before they separate you.

You learn how to like you. Yeah, you know, it's impossible.

I think it's knowing that you always had to do it. It's such a small window made you like like really good at like jumping on them.

Yeah, when you get a check down, I just, I always say, oh, this chick is fucked. I see some flailing. I see some limbs going. I go, oh, that chick is fucked. All of those things is getting snap crackle popped.

I've had two ACLs and one scope. You could do it still. You could still still stretch your shell out.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Please. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.

Do you, uh, do you a lot of guard stuff?

Isn't your an awesome grapple or you could learn anything? Anything you want. All you have to do is just put your head to it. You can learn his.

You got to have a little extra trick in your fucking toolbox. You know, the really dangerous fighters are the ones who like one of my favorite fighters is Donald Soroni and one of the reasons why Donald Soroni can throw wild ass kicks of people is because Donald Soroni is wicked off of his back. You take that down and he's attacking. he's attacking right away from his back like that is like one of the best combinations and when you learn how to like when there's no weak spot you don't have a weak spot you know when a guy gets on your back oh you're still in Foxville because you're still engaging with me and when you get to that position when you don't have one one whole then there's nothing to be exploited there've been so many judo players awesome judo players in Japan they come over to the states

It's got to be a smaller chance.

Yeah, you know, and so I think any like Asian style jiu-fair when do very good in jiu-fair I gotta mention before I forget just because I mentioned don't serone it is not in any way mean that I'm rooting for don't serone and when he fights Nate Diaz next week and if Nate if you listen I hope y'all get upset. I love you too. I like watching you fight too. I'm just saying eight days as a fuck around man. Well, they did the same thing for a dude. He's fighting.

Uh, he's down. Awesome. Striking and off.

Yeah. Perfect. Example. I mean, you've seen a tacky. How good he looked in that goal. And that gomy fight, he knew an arm bar was there. Just snatch it. He's beating the shit out of the gomy. He got a kept it standing. Total confidence to get to the ground. And as soon as you got him on his back, boom, arm bar. And most beautiful.

I want you different things his tights are.

There's a big difference. He wears his crazy tights when he fights in Japan. Not anymore, though. He gets a lot of some mistakes. He stopped. Yeah. But he feel like that they were a crutch.

He shall understand.

You got to do it. You got to do it. You got to do it. You got to do it. You got to do it.

He's a great dude. I don't know, he's smart guy. He knows a lot about nutrition though. How did nice conversation with him about it last time was in Vegas? I mean, he's working with a lot of guys, man. He's got Tiago Alva's making way for these now, where he's still really struggle before, you know? Although, I don't know if he made it as last attempt. I feel like there was a little bit of a little bit of an issue. I think he had to come back and make it as something. Oh, I remember. But he's a big boy for one-severning. Tiago's pretty fucking thick.

It's a make believe fight. But it's a fake fight. They go to eventually fight and choose to be using the same strategy probably.

Will you be able to get the fight to the ground where you could dominate his my question is there ever gonna be a fight ever not with you But with any two chicks were in the middle of beating the fuck out of each other. They just start making out Is that possible?

If there was a fight with these girls just really went out of for the first round beat the fuck out of each other came out in the second round double high five and then just started making out no how about it?

More common than I see in the regular world fight chicks even if you say the ratio is I mean not that I I look the the being a lesbian does not have the social stigma of being a gay man if you're gay man There's a little something there like every rapper. It's in a video, you know that this is another rapper It all goes gay immediately remember right when fucking when Dr. Dre and ice cube or man in each other remember Okay, they'll immediately go gay about sucking But with a girl, you can't like this girl by saying that she's out, you know, making out with girls. A chick can't call another chick. You have the same impact. Pussy liquor. It's kind of a white guy. You pussy liquor. You know what I mean? You hunky. You know, kind of white guy hunky never worked. And you know, making fun of a girl who likes girls only. That doesn't work either. You know, it's like,

Jerry Cooney worked out in a lot of people. And he worked out in Ken Norton. Never watched that fight. Jerry Cooney should have never fought Larry Holmes. He just wasn't technically skilled enough to be in there with a guy like Larry Holmes. He was a masterful boxer. Jerry Cooney was a very good boxer. But he just wasn't, he tried, he gave it his best, but he just wasn't physically at the level of Larry Holmes. Larry Holmes and his prime was a masterful boxer. You know, he was a big ass dude. If Larry Holmes had like the kind of strength, the conditioning, the nutrition, and was around today, you know, Larry Holmes was a wicked boxer.

The satisfied ever was Larry Holmes versus Muhammad Ali. Do you remember that?

Larry Holmes was Tyson, which had two. It was essentially the same story. You know, when Tyson was up and coming, he didn't want to admit it. He didn't want to believe that this guy, this young, up and coming guy, was the best. And he was going to make it come back and fight this guy. He was the only 36 years old, it was kind of crazy when you think of like ages to that, like Bernard Hopkins. Bernard Hopkins, I think is like 47 or 48, you know, and he's the light heavyweight championship. He didn't know.

Yeah, I got threw him down.

Um, I don't know if that's true. I think it was a I think the fight doesn't I think it doesn't count.

Who? Was that Rhonda Rousey?

She's giggling. Sit back to break it. Do you like any girl things?

Would you like the old ones? The old slut? Who's your favorite character?

She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. You could, you know, you could be a class-y old, brassy, 50-year-old horror, but, you know, it's still sad.

If you take it back to London, a lot of fun.

Crazy, right?

Yeah, it totally makes you walk like with your ass behind your head, right? Is that what it is?

What changed the game was to the implants, that changed the game. You can totally trick people into having a reaction that they know is based on something that's not real. Dude's know that the tits are fake. And it's okay. They don't care.

No, no, no, I think some dudes legitimately are not into it.

That's why you shouldn't ever hang a well with bro's

I have a friend who was dating and how to fake ass. He asked her as a joke. He said she had a little scar and he goes, would you get a fucking ass implant and she goes. actually did it was like he was you can never tell and look her ass look great it really stuck out probably she was probably fucking with them in the net the whole time that's a deal break it's a real thing they did it out they really are doing ass implants and the crazy thing is

You can't have this before and after pictures.

You can say fake. But can you say fake ass? It's a mystery. You can't tell how many fake ones are there. It's not that common, right? I don't know. Nobody knows how common it is.

I don't think I don't think fake ass is ever gonna be and I think guys will not accept that Well, it's like fake lips aren't in. You know? Fake lips and never worked. It's like everyone thought it was going to work, but you know, they thought, well, you could get ridiculous and out of proportion when you're tits. Let's get ridiculous and out of proportion when the lips. You're just going to be a trend center. You're going to be the first person, but there's something about doing that. There's something about fucking with your lips. Like, people don't want to kiss those. Is your face? It's just like, yeah, especially your lips. It's your face. If you have a jack, if you have a jack, corpo cling or nose, Listen, I ain't hating on you. Go ahead, get that shit fixed.

They just got a lips can't look any thicker than the rest of the skin on your face. It doesn't make any sense. The only way you really have thick lips is if you had thick skin, like an African person. You know, you see someone who has those kind of features, that's natural that they have thick lips. That's what you have thick skin. It's like, that's how they are. That's natural. When all of a sudden only one part is thick, they thought that because they could pull that off with tits. You know, like, well, let's pull it off with lips, but it just, when lips it looks weird. It's fuck. You can't just make your whole face fucking thick. You make all your skin thicker. Imagine if you took something. Well, that's eventually probably going to happen. You're going to be able to take something that changes your genetic makeup. You know, it probably only a one-time thing. You can only do it once.

Yeah, my thoughts is it's just such a radical, you know, distortion of your actual original frame. If you're like some little dark as cold black dude and you want to be a white girl, You know, and they just give you a shot and it just fucking completely rearranges it.

Was there really close to that with all these things? These games and people play like second world. Second life. Second life.

Oh, that's a play looking third. That's a good news. Yeah. Yeah, well, I used to play when I played Quake, I used to play with a girl's body or this other really skinny dude because you always want to play with a smallest character possible because if someone's stupid and they don't have a turn character off, like, what you can do is like in Quake, you could play as a big giant character and make everybody play as you. But for people who are stupid and don't do that, then you just show up as a chick and you're really hard to hit because you're a girl skinny.

Over 50? Yeah. It's a page.

Dude's very easy. Just gotta give us a thought.

Dude wants to see reals. I'm sure there's a lot in the States. This is a lot.

It's a great screaming and crying. Yeah, there was one I watched with a guy who was banging her from behind with a gun to her head. Yeah, and she's crying. That's weird. And he's just banging her from behind with a gun to her head. It's like, wow. Yeah. They're on the other side.

You think it's actually the little tweet.

I think like what I want to do with being defeated as a culture, like losing their military and losing the war. That's like a really humiliating defeat. And that's also the same thing that happened with the Germans. The Germans started coming out with shit porn, and that was all after World War II. There you go. There's a connection there. Yeah, I think there's something about being humiliated, something about being, you know, in the future. Japanese love to the world just crushed. And then I guess they experiment with crushing themselves even further, like getting shit on and, you know, just, they just take it to the deepest, dark and depths of, you know, so that's kind of it. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I'm, I mean, I'm obviously pulling this out of it. No, no, it's dude.

That's going to be someone's quote on a message board from now on. That's the bottom of the city.

I want to be friends with that. I bet there's a lot done in this country too, man.

You know what I, oh. This is disturbing subject. I'll stop.

I was about to elaborate.

I'm I'm what I thought Chinese were Japanese

That's hilarious. So, they had me convince me. Can't you look in? No.

When you were 13 and 14, that's when you never saw it. It's getting darker. Was there internet back then? Yeah, but it was like

They've already heard the majority. The browser and the world.

No, it's not. I might as well just such a math person that you all thought perspective with the actual windows world. It's internet exploring eight now, right?

They're on the windows. They're on windows eight. They're on windows seven now about to come out when windows eight. I think it's like last

We even personal computers it's way cheaper to buy windows computer like I look I like using Apple it's a real simple I've used it since OS X 10 or OS X rather but when you look at the prices you get a windows laptop like 700 bucks with the fucking 15-inch screen, it plays DVDs, it's got a process that runs really fast for what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're going to use it for, what you're But if cost wasn't an option, you would get to go, well these apples are just a way better made. It's like, we could just solid aluminum frame by the fucker never.

30 shades. Funny because when I talk about it on the, not even 100. When we talk about it on the podcast, I will get no less than 10 tweets call me a Mac Fag.

He's totally conveysing application if you see an application for an island. What is it called star maps?

When I was like, can you do it through walls?

When I was living in Colorado, I had a clear view because I was like a deep up into the woods. I had a clear view of the night sky. I could not like Hawaii. The craziest I've ever seen was I was at the one to the Keck Observatory up in the top of the big island and it's pretty fucking badass. You actually drive through the clouds. Like as we were driving, I was like, you know what? I think we fucked up and came up cloudy night and we're not gonna be able to see shit. But you actually drive through those clouds. And you get to the top. And I think it's at 9,000 feet above sea level, something like that. But the view is insane. It's really like life changing. There's no light pollution whatsoever. The use special lights all over the big island because they have the observatory there. And when you're up that high, there's nothing just you and the stars. And you see the whole Milky Way, you see the galaxy, you see it all together in a way that you never see it like this. Like you see little clouds, like the galaxy, like the Milky Way looks like a big cloud. And it's like you see every fucking star in the sky. And it really pisses you off because you go, is this up there every night? And I can't see it because we have cities. Yeah, that fucking blows because it's like the most humbling and amazing thing ever and it's probably part of the reason why we're so fucked up as a race is that we can't see those fucking stars like that shit should be humbling to you every night if you had to choose stars or cities all stars every fucking thing fucking city City ain't shit dude. I don't get you get bored with cities man. You never get bored with the stars. That's just some fucking war that a human created and stuck on this this one piece of this incredibly beautiful landscape of the universe when You're sitting out there watching the milky way, like I'll never forget that kek observatory man. I want to go back to the big island just for that just to get back up there and look at that again because it was like it was like looking at the universe like personally like not like seeing those images that we always see in these you know there's great coffee books where they have these beautiful pictures but to actually see that in your eyes you know it just Jolts your whole body like you're like, is this out there all the time? This is out there all the time. And somehow another through our marriage with technology, we've blinded ourselves to the most spectacular thing you can ever say. Like literally the most spectacular thing I've seen in my life. Besides, the birth of my own children was probably that moment on the big island looking up the stars.

Start the amazing. It would be amazing if we all could agree to do that.

Yeah, we don't talk about this. I love how you want to take credit for that. Congratulations. Thank you. That was me. I bet you did. But it's still a great idea. How about the Dodgers? How about them Dodgers? It's something you should look into Brian. You should start like an organization, you know, like try to get people to do it. If it's your idea, you know what? That's one of those ideas that I'm sure somebody else came up with too. The people will understand light pollution. What a fucking trip that would be though if we could actually get people to do that. Just no light pollution whatsoever you can see. I've never driven a crocodile. Yeah, you should. Yeah, 55 bucks. Helicopter flies overhead. Fucking checks everybody out. I've never drove into cross country. I did when I was a little kid, but I don't remember it. But I know, I've talked to people who haven't driven across country. And there's spots along the way where you just people just get out of their car and just shut the door and just lay on the fucking hood and check out the stars and wait a bar stone.

How big is your biggest?

I think it's an altitude thing as well. I think it also helps to be up high. Absolutely. That was one of the things about it. The catch observatory, one of the reasons why it was so crazy was because it was 9,000 feet above sea level. That's really high. You know, when I was living in Colorado, I was at 8,500 feet, and that was fucking high. It was 3,000 feet above Boulder, and Boulder's high. You know, that's a big advantage. Have you ever thought about living somewhere where you can be in altitude all day?

If you could make a home in Colorado there, what a fucking advantage it is to be at altitude. Like one of the things those Jackson's boys have as well. They're at about 5,000 feet.

Is Albuquerque not fun? It's all about no distraction. Well, what do you need where you live? I need restaurants and like movie theaters. That's it. I don't really need much else.

Really? Yes. Did you see Tower Heist? I walked out of Tower Heist. You walked out of Tower Heist. I walked out of that motherfucker. Jesus, you didn't like that. You didn't think Eddie Murphy was hilarious.

I don't know. It's great. You know what? When the big fat shit goes. Are you married and goes? No, what's up? That was a good one. Yeah, that was a good one.

When I was you walk out, when they were dangling off the side of the building with the golden car. I was like, uh, but you know what piss me off, man? They were talking about it. It's good because cars got away 2,000 pounds. You know, much of fucking gold car would weigh asshole. How did that even get in the script? You lazy bitches, only 2,000 pounds. That fucking car would be about 50,000 pounds. Jesus Christ, if everything was made out of gold, how much would that weigh? Well, how much is gold? It's a heavy as fuck. And a sports car, like a really light sports car, like the old porches, we're like around 2,000 pounds. Those old, really tiny ones. And it was made out of gold, Jesus Christ. You a lot heavier than that.

I'm still a fan. I enjoy tower highs. Okay. I had a good time in that movie. I thought that movie was fun.

Maybe I would. Shit. We trying to say, man.

It's a huge fan of the Apple TV. Apple TV is the shit man. I loved to just pick out a movie and you just press play. And it doesn't mean it's high definition. It doesn't take any time to load up. Just boom.

And then movies are great if you have a good crowd, but you can get a shit crowd in that movie sucks.

Kids, babies, um, people arguing. Like 15 year olds, those are the worst ones. What's she with with us when we want to see play?

Yeah. We circled back to her bed. I saw plenty of the apes in an almost entirely black neighborhood in Philadelphia. That was a good movie. It's fucking awesome. It was awesome. They talked to the screen, man. It was like half the show. Half the show was in the crowd. But it wasn't like negative. Everybody was positive. It was fun. You know, oh, he wasn't shit now. Everybody would go, oh, oh, oh. People were dying, laughing. But you know what it may be real. No, no, no. There was an ad for the sitter. And while I was at this all black neighborhood watching us, you know, when they're doing the previews, you start realizing how few movies are geared towards fucking black people. So man, to be in an all black theater and just watch one white movie after a next after a next and like in command, how annoying must that be for them? Yeah, they show on the show Tyler Perry.

and they all have his name on front of it. Tyler Perry's. What do you think that's about? He's a bad motherfucker. He's running shit. That's what it is. I want everybody in no. He wants everybody in no.

Yeah, everything. His TV show is Tyler Perry's. I did go see one.

Why would you walk out you should just get really high before you go crazy.

But is it bad enough to like to watch and like mock it?

So what is he that guy doing? He's just making like real mediocre stuff and just turning it out.

Yeah, and a lot of movies. But it's got some crazy deal where he owns his own production studio and he pays a people of salary. So they're under contract like the old movie theaters. You should do like MGM used to put actors under contract. So when they had like big movies coming up, you know, Humphrey Bogart being an MGM film, you know, and like they used to do that with actors. Well apparently he does that too and doesn't really pay him. I mean I don't know. That's just what I've read on the internet.

Yeah, well, the whole movie making game. He's just running shit. It's just running shit. It's got a Tyler Perry. He's got a Tyler Perry. He's got an island somewhere. He's got his own island. Yeah. He's got his own island. Tyler Perry's island. Tyler Perry's got an island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island.

He's got his own island. He's got his own island.

He's got his own island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island. He's got his own island

Well, hasn't Martin Lawrence been doing that for a million years. I love big mama's house. I wasn't that the same. I love he doesn't have any Murphy and everybody did it. You know, it's really sick. Right. Who was it this said that it it was oh, it's Dave Chappelle that he will like was talking about something happens to black man. And at some point in time, they make them dress like a woman that Hollywood makes every like tough looking. But any go back like then's a lot not 10s I watched him, but it was nice. Um, uh, Eddie Murphy, uh, you know, there's a bit of Martin Lawrence. Um, and there's like a whole bunch of, what about Morgan's like Hollywood's. Oh, Jamie Fox, Jamie Fox.

I don't know. But it's like, you know, they should probably point this out. I never would have thought about it. You know, I mean, I don't, I just see dudes wearing dresses. I guess someone thought it was funny, so everybody kept doing it. But you know, when he said it, I thought, God damn, yeah, why are they getting all these fucking black dudes to wear dresses? Is it some weird thing where they're trying to, like, they're afraid of the, the alphos, superior sexuality of the black male, so they're just trying to clown them up public. That's what that was. Is that what you said? Yeah.

I was too verbose. That is the ultimate like it's the ultimate clowning, right? Make a guy look like a girl. Yeah.

What if there was a great movie of great movie about these like really well-built black guys that just went out and fucked the shit out of white women everywhere they went and it was a real happy ending and everybody looked like a hero in that movie and then they released it you imagine the outcry how fucking like wedding crashes right How many fucking white dudes would hate that movie? There'd be so angry. And women at men look people go in fads and trends. And the fucking black guys all said it became the thing to do. You know, if it was like getting your nose pierced, you know, they would just dive on it. It would be the thing. It would be a huge new thing. Girls wouldn't even want to fuck white guys anymore. Just go on and find black guys because some movie that made them think it was hot. That makes sense. I could totally happen. people are so easily safe.

Yes, exactly. I mean, look at half the shit that people do.

What's where skinny jeans are dudes who sack their pants down to the bottom of their dick?

Do some kid at the mall that was modeling like a duck. his shit tied down over his dead. I mean it was ridiculous. Homeboy could barely use his legs and just kind of waddle it. And he thought he was cool and I was like this might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen. There's a root to it.

Jail? Yes, and Jail you're not allowed to have belts because you can hang yourself. So a lot of guys have pants that are sagging. Are you sure? Absolutely possible. That makes sense, bro. That makes sense, bro. That makes sense, bro. That makes sense, bro. That makes sense, bro.

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Yeah, you can't get no hip into that punch bitch.

Yeah, that's how I kept the jails close. I don't even buy my own clothes kid. I just wear straight jail shit outside.

No, nothing in plastic can be all diamonds. I'm crazy. They really used to have chain gangs. They have dudes chained together, breaking rocks with sled showers. That's absolutely insane. That's what your job was. Breaking rocks were fucking sledge.

It's amazing.

It's amazing how many things that you get you to do that for, you know, especially now. If there was only a few laws like don't rape anybody, don't kill anybody, don't steal anybody's shit, don't fucking let anybody's house on fire, like real, real normal basic laws and then they start doing chain gangs. I'd go, okay. All right. Well, those guys obviously are assholes. They won't have 10 laws. They broke them. But there's so many fucking laws. If you're going to chain gangs, you're selling weed, you know? not fair. Some kid is facing life in prison in Texas because they caught his silly ass with a bunch of weed and it's only some life in prison. Yeah, he's fucking speeding or something and didn't have his What is that? What do you plan on? Is this real anime? Can we actually play dirty shit? Don't play dirty shit, Brian. We're gonna get us in trouble. Even if it's fake vagina, I don't think you're supposed to show them. I don't think so. There's no anime on YouTube. YouTube can have that shit. This is a huge dream. No, they don't. They definitely don't stop or show sex. Isn't that funny? You can show people you just get fucked up by animals, earthquakes, each other. You see that footage from Egypt? Some footage. It's really scary, man. They're protesting, and the people are the right guards to come in to kill the protest, you know, because we kicked out their dictator. Mubarak's not there anymore. So there's this power vacuum, and they're going crazy and beating the fuck out of each other, man. And they try to have like an occupied thing there. where they had tents and they tried to protest and the fucking police came down arm to like wearing these crazy helmets and full body suits and beat people to death with clubs. I mean, it was horrible, man. Just swarming way more cops than they were protestors. So they're on like, there's like 10, 15 people on one dude. Just beat my shit out of this dude. This one chick. They beat her unconscious and then the guy jumped on her and stomped on her chest while she was on the ground. She died. I don't know. A lot of them died though. It is hard to watch, man. And you're like, wow, this is going on in 2011. People are capable of that in parts of the world, you know? People are capable of that in a big group. That was running towards the crowd shooting people. Just running, randomly shooting these protesters.

Yeah, who knows.

Yeah, it's horrific things can come out of the most beautiful creatures. It's just a matter of conditioning. So matter of putting them in a terrible situation, the real, the real key to this life is that no one's trying to stop those situations from happening. No one, no no giant global effort is to go into these poor neighborhoods and clean up their water and educate them and give them clothes and give them of vocation and there's no effort like that going on. The effort is just to steal resources. And the number one resources being ignored, that resources human life, human life and ingenuity and the ability to become some sort of an actual, you know, contributing person, you know, to feel like you're a part of this giant human race, instead of trapped and fucked by your situations and surroundings and stuck in some place where there's no money, you are barefoot and you're fucking florist and there's no one can help you. You know, instead of going out in there in a mass effort, we just go into the mountains and steal minerals. You know, we go and find natural gas. We don't, we don't have, there's never been a giant global effort where armies have gone into feed people, you know? We're not about rising everybody up. We're about a few cuts that have already got to the top, trying to keep everybody else from getting there.

You think so? You're confident.

I believe in Bigfoot more than those other two.

I don't know. They know that's an animal. They know absolutely. They have photographs.

I believe in Bigfoot, more than I believe the government absolutely acted as an inside job. Wow. Well, but the reason being, first of all, I don't disbelieve either one of them, and Bigfoot is based on a real animal called Gigantopithecus, which lived in Asia, and most likely followed the bearing straight with people. When human beings walk across from Asia to America, it's very possible that this animal walked with them. That's why There's over 250 different names in Native American languages for Sasquatch. It's not just one group said they've seen it and the place where there's the highest concentrations of them is directly in line with where the path would be if they had walked on the bearing straight and came over to North America. So it's based on a real animal. It's based on an animal that was alive and coexisted with human beings. And coexisted with human beings in the same land where we know people migrated. So it's very possible that Sasquatch is a real. They might not be alive anymore. You know what it might be? Is that they probably died off? Who knows how many generations ago? Or they might be a few fucking breeding populations out deep in the woods. If you fly over the Pacific Northwest, That is a true rainforest. I mean, there is some dense, dense woods there. And if you were some sort of an intelligent animal, and you figured out a way to avoid people for this long, and you had as much land as they have up there to roam around in, it's not outside the realm of possibility. There's some sort of an unusual animal that lives up there. You know, but the real deal is if we caught that fucking thing, it would be in a cage in the zoo right next to the monkeys. We'd be like, fuck you, you big bitch, get in there. We would, you know, like, Sasquatch out in the wild. It becomes, you know, a huge thing with people. They were fascinated by Sasquatch. People have dedicated their lives to finding Sasquatch.

But if we knew it was real and it was in the zoo, you'd barely even look at it. Like, oh, it's a big stupid monkey.

Yeah, exactly. Like, do you want this orange cast?

Yeah, like that sounds me up. It sounds terrifying. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, so much of nature hippos. How about that crazy asshole in South America or South Africa rather like our killed by his hippo? He had a pet hippo kept it for years one day that thing fucked him up. Hippos are the craziest looking animals. They were like that thing that annihilate me. They didn't even look real. It looks like some like a Star Wars monster. You know, like avatar. It looks like something that'd be wandering through the woods in avatar, you know? It really does. It's like hippos are just ridiculous. Some asshole thinking could have one of those as a pet. The world is filled with nutty animals, you know? Between big cats, lions, elephants, rhinos, the fact that rhinos are real, like you see this giant armored thing that just wanders around, not afraid of anybody. You know, I'm just figured out a way to like, all right, I'm just gonna make myself so fucking big and make my skin so fucking thick. I'm pressed sword on my face. Yeah, that I'm gonna eat around lions. I'm gonna be like, what bitch?

Listen, you fuck with me, I was stung up you. All right, I'm just gonna eat this grass. But meanwhile, they didn't anticipate humans. The fleshiest, weakest bitches of all figured out a way to make a bang stick that sends a fucking bullet right through your stupid brain. Bob Boom, exit wound, twitch, lights go out in Georgia. So easy for a person to kill a rhino.

We're so good that we feel bad for the other animals at loss.

I've always said there's a war between animals and we're so far ahead that we forgot to war. We so far ahead that we forgot that we have these prison camps set up in our city and they're called zoos. That's what a zoo is. They don't want to be in there. We've captured the enemy and we have them locked up. Those bears would eat people. Those lions would eat

That's, I believe that, but it's still a really cruel and inhuman thing to do to take a predator to take something that it's entire evolutionary reward system is set up for it to get this giant rush out of chasing things and killing them, this orgasmic roof.

Do you try to eat like grass fed beef and stuff like that?

Yeah, you're gonna have to you're gonna go on some sort of a strict nutrition nutritional program and then just slowly see what you can chip away before you go to camp. So now eat whatever the fuck you feel like eating.

Girls want to weigh like 100 if they're not fighters. You know what I want to say?

I don't want to say 150 plus you have a garage full of sponge Bob from winning all the prizes

Well, it's usually what you pay to get them to ask you the question. Isn't even worth what the fuck I'm talking about.

How much is it costed by one of those stupid stuffed animals? Three cents in China.

That's the world of the colony, the world of the traveling carn will taking in robes. What a strange world that must be in. Did anybody ever do like a series on carnival? Yeah, I saw one. I can't remember what it was. Yeah, I remember remembering it, too, but I don't. Yeah, I don't remember who the hell it was. There was something, right? Yeah, it wasn't a Stephen King thing.

Anyway, yeah, that's a weird world where you're, you know, driving in towns, just ripping people off.

Wow, how weird must they feel about him being this fucking crazy guy. We did a video or we played a video with him when he was on the podcast he showed us. He showed us a video of that show Wild Boys where he was up on a tree. He was a commercial for Nintendo. Yeah, if it did a 3DS or Ryan climbed up on top of the tree and gone on top of him. and didn't kill him. Wow. Yeah, it is horrific. It's so scary. Yeah, pull it up. Pull it up. No. He's wearing a hat like one of those big safari dude hats. and the lion bites the hat, but doesn't bite him. And I was thinking, man, what if the lion, like, got confused by that hat? Didn't know what the fuck it was gonna do with the guy, so just like, one of my eating shit. I'm not even hungry, and just left him alone there. But if that hat wasn't there, what if he bit it into his neck and enjoyed it? And just to start, oh, I'll just eat this dude. You know, this seems like I need to eat this. Let's check this out.

Look at this.

And the only way they got that line off of him is a guy had a stick with a chicken on the end of it.

This is a dumbest conversation ever. Okay, stop this from a head hurts. He's a crazy boy. He's does nutty shit with animals, man. He does some nutty shit with animals.

He doesn't anymore though. Now that he's all clean and sober, totally different dude. It was really interesting. We talked to him when he said that he has dreams that he like fucks up, starts smoking. We check this shit out. Yeah. Dream to the relapses. Oh, Jesus, it's been nice too.

What the f***? The guy was riding on top of an elephant. He's going to do with the chicken came by and get him on.

I'll never sleep again after that.

He held on to the Nintendo.

He held on to the Nintendo. That should have paid it double for that.

If he was not a thong, I was crazy. Jack asked a lot of us. Listen, I think that's the end of this thing. What do you think? Word seemed like that.

Where you going?

So they're giving you an award?

How did also any Armenians find Glendale? Oh, how did they choose Glendale?

Best of all Brian's stories. It's probably some sort of origin in there that really makes sense. But by the time he forgets it and then tries to recreate it. And then yeah, I was like totally like the mayor of Glendale or something.

He's no way to have so many people. People of one nationality that it choose to live in one area. I mean, Glendale and Armenians, it's like as synonymous as you can get, right?

How's Carl Priesen doing?

Pills are a mother fucker. Scary shit. Yeah, dad. All because of his injury. He had a hamstring injury. And you know, they got him on some pain killers. He ever sees hamstring?

It's crazy. He's like missing a bite out of it. It's like a terrodactyl bit a chunk out of his hamstring. One of his legs. I forgot which one of them is he had a bad injury. Like you ever see guy when he got gets a bicep tear and it kind of curls up on his arm. But it happened to him on his leg. And so one of his legs, it's like when he flexes it, it's like someone literally like someone took a bite out of his hamstring. It's kind of crazy.

Carlos, a character man. How is that current?

Oh, Bart pro, Chosuke.

Yeah, it's almost like you have to have like a like fight experience. You have to have experience.

Very talented. And really talented, grappler too.

And when you see him get tapped, like, some get tapped once, like, no way. Wow, anybody can get caught. And he seemed to get tapped seven times, like, wow, maybe there's like, you know, what happened there? He had a mental block. I mean, what is it?

I don't know.

He was blocked. He was my man. Like a mental block. This didn't think about what he was doing. You know, he left his shit out there and he got caught and something he would never get caught at. I was bad. I did it too.

What did you think about that fucking Frank Mirno Garfite? Was that like crazy shit?

Frank Mirr is the all-time bone breaker. He's the all-time bone breaker. Roberto Travis and first fight in the UFC breaks his arm. And then Tim Sylvia snaps his forearm. Who the fuck ever snaps someone's forearm? And then he thinks, well, that's the crazy shit he's gonna do. No. He breaks no Garra's arm and he breaks his upper arm. Not even the forearm.

That sequence that he does, that sequence where no Garra rolled him over. He made no Garra roll him over. He does it on purpose. It's so he sets up the tomorrow. It's, it's really, he has a whole video where he shows what he does. He tries to get the tomorrow. and then he gets his hands locked, on purpose, puts a bunch of weight on his head, goes down to his head, so the guy tries to roll him over. And as the guy rolls more, that's when he cranks the Commora and gets on top and finishes.

Amazing. Amazing. Incredible. And it's, you know, for Frank Meer, that I've heard people say that he doesn't come back from adversity well, that when Brock Lesnar started beating on him, machine car went started beating on him. I didn't agree with these things because I said, when I looked at those finds, I was like, what is the body physically capable of doing at a certain point in time? When you got a guy like Shane Carwin is feeding you those fucking left uppercuts that he was hitting him with. Do you remember that fight? Dude. I mean, there's not much he could have done other than what he did do. The not much his body is gonna allow him to absorb. When Carwin's blast new and Carwin hits fucking hard and he uncorrected one after another after another, you know, how can one fight back from that? I don't know if you can.

Oh, I did. Yeah. Okay. Well, I will end the podcast. All right. That's why we're into that. We're ended up in Frank, near being a bad one. Yeah. Yeah. Chris, little plug.

Hook it up, run a browser. You plug in anything.

Ron der Rousy and Eddie Bravo. You guys both sound like characters in a fucking movie.

Anything else?

Oh, cool. Nice. Nice. And we'll see when you schedule a fine strike for us again.

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